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Happy happy Halloween, Sil-ver Shamrock!

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    Posted: 31 Oct 2017 at 1:47pm
Happy happy Halloween



I hear that they're coming out with a new movie.
It'll be called, "HALLOWEEN IX: SEASON OF THE BRITCH"

In this movie, some asshaberdasher  digs up part of a stargate near the Ross Ice Shelf in Antarctica, grinds the chunk into itty bitty pieces, and implants them into millions of electric toasters.

When they have the Horror-Thon on the telly and the Big Giveaway plays at 6:66pm, the Magic Toaster comes on, and everybody who used the adulterated toasters will suddenly find themselves overwhelmed with thousands upon thousands of carrion beetles, Stag Beetle grubs (larvae), baby black widow spiders, botfly maggots (larvae), and Green Darner dragonfly nymphs (on each victim) crawling out of all bodily orifices -- ears, eyes, nose, mouth, bunghole, and peehole.

The creatures bite in unison, causing all of the victims to collapse into piles of brownish-white powder as 100% of their bodily fluids are unexpectedly rapidly drained away by the slimey icky bugs.

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Halloween is now winding down. My "Poiuyt" avatar has been restored. 
A recent poll says all the bad boys and girls would prefer getting lumps of coal from Santa Claus instead of a Pay-TV subscription!
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Thank you, Angry, for saving this tradition. It wouldn't be Halloween without this gem from Mr. McPisseron.
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We do love our Halloween traditions here at CIH, don't we??

Hope you had a Happy Halloween and that everything's going well for you, Angry McP!!!

Stop being such a stranger!!!
Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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Sorry for making such rare appearances, but my stepmother continues to bogart my main computer so that she can watch NCIS: New Orleans 24/7. I'm using my tablet computer, which is rather limiting.

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