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^ It was final in November of last year.
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Donathan
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As a child there was a Health book I read where the Peanuts Characters(Lucy, Sally, Charlie, Linus, Pigpen, Peppermint Patty, Snoopy, Woodstock, etc) gave Health Tips to Children. I remember one specific part, Lucy asks the Reader,"Wouldn't it be GREAT if you NEVER had ANY pain?" She immediately answers,"No, it wouldn't. Pain is your body's way of telling you something is wrong. Without pain, you wouldn't know if your body is actually in trouble." Wow, very informative for Children. :) I remember a Reviewer of this book liking that the Peanuts Characters speak to the Child Readers as if the Children are intelligent People and aren't condescending to the Children.
On Google, I looked up,"Peanuts Book Of Health," and Google gave me books about Peanut Allergies and at least one book about Peanuts the food. Not what I meant, Google. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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Donathan
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And sometimes, Google Searches gave what you were looking for, in better terms. I looked up,"Crepes With Nothing In It," Google gave me links to "Simple Crepes."
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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Donathan
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I JUST saw your Rey literally a minute ago... So sad to hear that you and she divorced n You and she seemed to have a very loving and devoted marriage... I am SHOCKED and SAD you guys got a divorce... |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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Donathan
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So, I wanted to look up The Nuthouse, as in Mental Health Facility... I searched,"The Nuthouse," on Google, and I thought, "The Nuthouse could be a good name for a store that sells Nuts... Google gave me links to The Nuthouse, a Store that sells Nuts... Not what I wanted, Google... Although interestingly l, once again, I was thinking that The Nuthouse could be a good name for a Store that sells Nuts.... It exists! I had to look up,"The Nuthouse Mental," to get links about Mental Health Facilities.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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MrTim
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Well, good thing it didn't come up with "frozen testicle storage"...
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Donathan
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I wanted to look up Holes in cell, as in holes in prison and jail cell walls(That Prisoners use to escape from Prison or jail). I looked up,"Holes in cells," on Google. Google gave me links to Nucleus and Mitochondria... Not what I wanted, Google. I looked up Holes in prison cells. Google gave me links to Solitary Confinement prison cells. Google was getting warmer... I looked up "Holes in Prison cell walls," and I FINALLY got links to what I wanted.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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Thor
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Are you looking to escape? |
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Jimbo
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Google searches have never given me what I want.
Oh, they return the search results I'm looking for most of the time, but they never give me what I want. True happiness. Fulfillment. Security. Endless unlimited income. A giant house. A fleet of bitchin' rides. Eternal youth. A nymphomaniac bikini model girlfriend. Etc., etc. Google searches have never given me any of that. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Donathan
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I'm not in Prison, REALLY, I promise! I was just looking up Holes in Prison Cells for fun! REALLY! |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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MrTim
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You should watch the Shawskank Redemption, it'll show you everything you need to know...
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Donathan
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Eew... |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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MustangMarj
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This is a weird topic! Funny, but weird!
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Donβt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Donathan
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I wanted to know how to get into Bungalow Houses(Those weird Houses that are actually above water, literally. They look hard to get into as they literally are above water) I looked up,"How To Get Into Bungalow," on Google, and Google gave me links to Bungalow Club in California, a party club that serves alcohol Not what I wanted, Google. I looked up,"How To Get Into Bungalow Houses," and Google gave me links to Multiple Bungalows such as what they are and how to buy or rent Bungalow and didn't tell me how to get into a Bungalow, which is what I wanted to find... Not what I meant, Google...
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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MustangMarj
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Holy crap! How do you expect Google to know what you are looking for when I donβt understand what you are looking for? |
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Donβt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Thor
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I don't understand your definition of bungalow. I don't think a bungalow has anything to do with water. |
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MustangMarj
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Maybe Donathon meant a house on stilts? |
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Donβt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Jimbo
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A bungalow is just another name for a small house.
One or two bedroom, one bath, etc. Or part of the title of a Beatle's song.... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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Just like me! |
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Donathan
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I wanted to look up pictures of Whirlpools, such as ACTUAL Whirlpools that occur in water... I searched on Google,"Whirlpool," and Google gave me links to Whirlpool Appliances. Not what I wanted, Google, but I'll admit I walked right into that one. Even as I was searching,"Whirlpool," I thought,"Google might give me links to Whirlpool Appliances," and I was right, LMAO! That one, I had a feeling going in that Google was going to give me links to Whirlpool Appliances. I looked up Whirlpool Water to get the search I wanted. :)
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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MustangMarj
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????????? Why bother Donathan?
Brought to you by me in CANADA! |
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Donβt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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Donathan
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I wanted to look up NBC Peacock as in NBC Peacock Symbol. I typed in "NBC Peacock," on Google, and Google gave me links to NBC Peacock Streaming TV Shows/Services! Not what I wanted, Google. But I see why Google thought I meant NBC Peacock Streaming TV Shows/Services. I typed, "NBC Peacock Symbol," and got the links I wanted.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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MustangMarj
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Donβt be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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MrTim
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Disable the parental controls and see what you get... |
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Donathan
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I wanted to look up Juicy Fruit, as in Juicy Fruit, the gum. I typed,"Juicy Fruit," on Google, and... Google gave me links to Fruits that are juicy. Not what I wanted, Google. I had to search Juicy Fruit Gum, to get what I wanted.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.π Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! π
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