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    Posted: 24 Jan 2009 at 11:27am
This commercial features a guy asking for a steak wrapped in bacon etc, and for only 10 dollars at a rival restaurant, in response the lady taking his order cranks the loud lever to f**king 11 and screams "SECURITY!!!!!!!!"AS LOUD AS SHE f**kING CAN!!!!!!!!!AngryAngryAngry

I HATE SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!! gaaaaaaaggghh!!!!!!

I also hate stupid humor,plus WHERE THE f**kKITY f**k IS A GOLDEN CORRAL IN CONNECTICUT???? I haven't seen one, or heard of one, and none come up from Connecticut on the store locator LOOK!

http://www.goldencorral.com/locator/default.asp

so why the hell are the advertising on my damn television!!!!!!????Confused
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote musicman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Jan 2009 at 11:59am
Sounds like a copycat commercial of Ikea's screaming, "START THE CAR, START THE CAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lady.  LOL
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AngryThis stinkin' commercial woke me up today...the stupidity of each wait-staff individual just really helped start my day all wrong and stuff!
 
'wrapped critter' for under $10, eh? I don't THINK so...at least not FDA-approved.
 
If I could decide to try it (there are NO Golden Corrals within 200+ miles of us), I'd pull back the bacon wrapping so I could see the actual name on the collar.
 
Remember: If YOU live near a 'Golden Corral', be sure and watch your missing beloved pet posters at nearby grocery stores and telephone posts!!! Go to GC! - 'Pull the bacon', read the name, and YOU TOO could win a prize!Approve
 
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Why the fuckity fuck do people insist on SCREAMING in commercials??? 

Luckily I've never seen this one, but I had the displeasure of having my ears raped by the Orio "goodie for grownups" ad the other day, with the screaming she-devils!! Angry

And the employee at Golden Corral is screaming SECURITY??   I hate it when they try to "raise up" jobs as if they have relevance.   As if there is even security at this place to begin with, and like a waitress has the authority to call security. LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jan 2009 at 12:26am
Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:



And the employee at Golden Corral is screaming SECURITY??   I hate it when they try to "raise up" jobs as if they have relevance.   As if there is even security at this place to begin with, and like a waitress has the authority to call security. LOL


Actually the commercial is about some stupid dude asking for a bacon wrapped steak at a place like Friday's for 10 dollars and the waitress there yelling for security because he's "acting crazy", then good ol' GC comes in saying you CAN get it for 10 dollars there. Wtf, most restuarants have no security to speak of. They think people will overlook this fact, but it only shows how desparate the ad writers were. Still, I've been to GC and their steak, if they can get away with calling it that, sucks! What can you expect for 10 dollars though, at least the desert buffet is good.
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She needs a boot to the glute
What a fargin annoying commercial.
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Originally posted by shadow shadow wrote:

She needs a boot to the glute
What a fargin annoying commercial.
...an attitude and actions like that can turn good girls bad, Shad!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote smittykins Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jan 2009 at 9:09pm
I never even heard of GC until the MLB Network started.  It's one of about 3 commercials they run con.stant.ly(the others being the "Happy 2009" Pepi ad and the Taco Bell "latte" commercial), along with PSAs from the Boys and Girls Club and Partnership for a Drug-Free America.
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This reminds me of the history channel commercial where a voice track yells out ...I gotta on tape, I gotta i....
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I saw this commercial yesterday for the first time.  So I just looked it up online, and there are only THREE in the entire State of California, and the closest one is in Tracy, which is about 2.5 hours from here.  Oh, Thor, there IS one in Sacramento.  The third is in El Centro, which is near San Diego.  Why are they wasting their money and my sanity?
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Wow, there are actually TWO of them in my home city of AKRON, OHIO.   I'm 20 years old and I never knew that before.   Embarrassed  I've probably been past them hundreds of times, but never actually eaten there before.

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AKRON OH 79 SPRINGSIDE DRIVE 44333 (330)665-9890 Y
AKRON OH 2819 SOUTH ARLINGTON RD 44312 (330)645-9740 Y

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Wow, there's actually a buttload of these in Ohio.   Learn something new everyday! Wink

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AKRON OH 79 SPRINGSIDE DRIVE 44333 (330)665-9890 Y
AKRON OH 2819 SOUTH ARLINGTON RD 44312 (330)645-9740 Y
BEAVERCREEK OH 2490 COMMONS BLVD. 45431 (937)431-7300 Y
BOARDMAN OH 320 BOARDMAN POLAND ROAD 44512 (303)629-2213  
CANTON OH 4910 DRESSLER ROAD, NW 44718 (330)493-6120 Y
CHILLICOTHE OH 1660 N. BRIDGE STREET 45601 (740)773-7271 Y  
CINCINNATI OH 4394 GLEN ESTE WITHAMSVILLE RD 45245 (513)943-3700 Y
CINCINNATI OH 12090 MASON-MONTGOMERY RD. 45249 (513)697-2500 Y
CINCINNATI OH 8750 COLERAIN AVENUE 45251 (513)245-6670 Y
CINCINNATI OH 5325 RIDGE ROAD 45213 (513)366-4060 Y
CINCINNATI OH 3300 PARKCREST DRIVE 45211 (513)389-0200 Y
CLEVELAND OH 8696 BROOKPARK ROAD 44129 (216)635-0878 Y
COLUMBUS OH 3710 WEST DUBLIN GRANVILLE 43235 (614)799-9579  
DAYTON OH 8870 KINGSRIDGE DRIVE 45458 (937)312-2400 Y
DAYTON OH 6611 MILLER LANE 45414 (937)264-3300 Y
ELYRIA OH 1519 WEST RIVER ROAD N. 44035 (440)324-1880 Y
FAIRFIELD OH 470 KOLB DRIVE 45014 (513)682-6400 Y
FINDLAY OH 1843 TIFFIN AVENUE 45840 (419)425-1810 Y
FRANKLIN OH 3350 VILLAGE DRIVE 45005 (513)705-6564 Y
GALLIPOLIS OH 304 UPPER RIVER ROAD 45631 (740)446-9344 Y
GROVE CITY OH 2005 STRINGTOWN ROAD 43123 (614)539-4154 Y  
HAMILTON OH 1532 MAIN STREET 45013 (513)785-4400 Y
LIMA OH 2620 ELIDA ROAD 45805 (419)229-4800 Y
MACEDONIA OH 8261 GOLDEN LINK BLVD. 44067 (330)655-0541 Y
MANSFIELD OH 575 N. LEXINGTON SPRING MILL 44906 (419)529-9093 Y
MEDINA OH 4913 GRANDE BLVD. 44256 (330)725-6880 Y
NEW BOSTON OH 4140 GALLIA STREET 45662 (740)456-8306 Y
SPRINGFIELD OH 1740 BECHTLE AVENUE 45504 (937)525-2240 Y
TOLEDO OH 5730 OPPORTUNITY DRIVE 43612 (419)470-3729 Y
WHITEHALL OH 4750 E. MAIN ST. 43213 (614)864-3700 Y
ZANESVILLE OH 3761 NORTH POINTE DRIVE 43701 (740)588-1905 Y

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I'm sure I've eaten at the one in Akron at some point in time N Diz. One thing Northern Ohio doesn't have a lot of: Sonic's
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Is there a reason you are giving them free advertising? Censored
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I'm sure I've eaten at the one in Akron at some point in time N Diz. One thing Northern Ohio doesn't have a lot of: Sonic's


I know, but their ads are on TV all the time, thanks to cable.   They're especially on TNT HD, when cable would usually put their own crap in.    And it's kinda insulting to have to see the ad for something we don't have, and looks good!!   UnhappyUnhappyUnhappy
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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

Is there a reason you are giving them free advertising? Censored


ME???  

I think we should all share.    I showed you mine, now show me yours! LOLLOLLOL   That didn't sound very, um good. EmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassed

Let's all get a count of how many GCs are in our home states and figure out which state has the most Golden Corral restaurants.   What the hell, I'm bored! LOLLOLLOLLOL
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...it just happened again! Now MONDAY is shot!
Wonder if whatever is 'behind the bacon' "tastes like chicken"?
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Originally posted by N-Dizzle N-Dizzle wrote:

Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I'm sure I've eaten at the one in Akron at some point in time N Diz. One thing Northern Ohio doesn't have a lot of: Sonic's


I know, but their ads are on TV all the time, thanks to cable.   They're especially on TNT HD, when cable would usually put their own crap in.    And it's kinda insulting to have to see the ad for something we don't have, and looks good!!   UnhappyUnhappyUnhappy


There's one in Streetsboro, its only about a half hour away from me, probably not much farther from Akron. We do have Skyway and Swensons though, they're pretty much the same concept.
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She reminds me of that woman from Austin Powers who screams "Release Ze Fembots!". 
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It seems like we have them everywhere in Oklahoma and they are the hotspots for trailer trash, ghetto rats and other hooligans about.  The only reason i go to these places is because my parents like them for some reason.  I'm always sure to see some woman with her screaming brat or party of hoods with no home training when I go.

BTW, read this other gem I found on craiglist:
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There used to be one in Grand Island and there were Golden Corrals all over Nebraska.  Now there are two, one in Lincoln and one in Bellevue.
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AT's craigslist article is pretty accurate; the last GC we visited (in Albany) was EXACTLY as described in the article.

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I live in Northeast Ohio (Cleveland), and yes, I went to Golden Corral, and the last time I went there, their food tasted good.

But let's cut to the chase, shall we?

What got to me about this commercial is, as we're eating lunch in the lunch room at my work where we're forced all the goddamn time to watch CNN (Crappy News Network), and as that commercial came on, at the end, my few (idiot) coworkers were laughing.  No, it's not funny.  It's completely pathetic and sad.  'Nuff said. Angry
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  The commercial is an insult to the human race.
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The longer version has a waiter in "chuck wagon" garb ask "whattaya a rodeo clownnnn?". For some reason that cracks me up.

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