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Angry McPisseron 3 View Drop Down
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It is with a heavy heart and sad puppy dog eyes that I must report my possible departure from CIH.

This is because (as many of you already know) I had that crippling stroke almost two years ago and as a result I have partial loss  of continence.My sister got me this unusual floor urinal wth a  long hose. Well, I used it, and held the end  ~1 meter high to allow the hose to drain into the jug. Well, the asinine thing emitted a loud gurgling sound and proceeded  to shoot piss in a somewhat "inverted cone-shaped" pattern straight up.

Long story short, my sister and brother-in-law accuse me of deliberately  "pissing all over the place"  and have decided that my punishment is to be as follows:

1: Almost everything I own* is to be destroyed and/or dispsosed of.
2:  My TV viewing priveleges are revoked indefinitely.

* ALMOST everything that I own with the following exceptions: Two digital cocks, a digital wriswatch, a 2xAAA LED penlight, the 561nm SFDDPSS laser pen (my B..I.L. gave that back last night because one of the cats wanted to play), a SpongeBob SquarePants plush, diabetes testing supplies, and a plasma arc cigarette lighter.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Feb 2024 at 10:35am

😳 Wow. Sorry to hear about all this.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Feb 2024 at 4:03pm
Originally posted by Angry McPisseron 3 Angry McPisseron 3 wrote:

Long story short, my sister and brother-in-law accuse me of deliberately  "pissing all over the place"  and have decided that my punishment is to be as follows:

1: Almost everything I own* is to be destroyed and/or dispsosed of.
2:  My TV viewing priveleges are revoked indefinitely. 

Do they not believe it was an accident? 

Seems kinda harsh. 

Hope they reconsider. 

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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Do they not believe it was an accident? 

Seems kinda harsh. 

Hope they reconsider. 

They're convinced that I pissed all over the place intentionallly. Ouch
 
I have temporary access to this computer for a couple of more hours while music is being installed on my .MP3 player; that is how I'm posting this. But the computer is  being confiscated again after that. Shocked
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