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Angry McPisseron 3
Junior Executive Joined: 05 Nov 2023 Location: Fresno CA. USA Status: Offline Points: 175 |
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It is with a heavy heart and sad puppy dog eyes that I must report my possible departure from CIH. This is because (as many of you already know) I had that crippling stroke almost two years ago and as a result I have partial loss of continence.My sister got me this unusual floor urinal wth a long hose. Well, I used it, and held the end ~1 meter high to allow the hose to drain into the jug. Well, the asinine thing emitted a loud gurgling sound and proceeded to shoot piss in a somewhat "inverted cone-shaped" pattern straight up. Long story short, my sister and brother-in-law accuse me of deliberately "pissing all over the place" and have decided that my punishment is to be as follows: 1: Almost everything I own* is to be destroyed and/or dispsosed of. 2: My TV viewing priveleges are revoked indefinitely. * ALMOST everything that I own with the following exceptions: Two digital cocks, a digital wriswatch, a 2xAAA LED penlight, the 561nm SFDDPSS laser pen (my B..I.L. gave that back last night because one of the cats wanted to play), a SpongeBob SquarePants plush, diabetes testing supplies, and a plasma arc cigarette lighter.
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Thor
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😳 Wow. Sorry to hear about all this. |
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Jimbo
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Do they not believe it was an accident? Seems kinda harsh. Hope they reconsider. |
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Angry McPisseron 3
Junior Executive Joined: 05 Nov 2023 Location: Fresno CA. USA Status: Offline Points: 175 |
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They're convinced that I pissed all over the place intentionallly. I have temporary access to this computer for a couple of more hours while music is being installed on my .MP3 player; that is how I'm posting this. But the computer is being confiscated again after that.
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