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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

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Hey, as long as the chick is hot she can look good wearing peepers. The bespeckled milf is doable in spite she has the poor cripple kid. Sorry pc is suvh a drag. Maybe mommy milf with peepers should wear a tight tee shirt and a nice pair of daisy duke cutoffs and barefoot. She could then give her shriner kid a nice whippin the skippy happy ending so at least he could experienced at least one climax. With that poor kids sh*tty luck predicament, chances are there'd be any hot young shriner hospital worker that would be available to do the deed.


Now, when you posted that, was this music playing in your head?



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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

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Hey, as long as the chick is hot she can look good wearing peepers. The bespeckled milf is doable in spite she has the poor cripple kid. Sorry pc is suvh a drag. Maybe mommy milf with peepers should wear a tight tee shirt and a nice pair of daisy duke cutoffs and barefoot. She could then give her shriner kid a nice whippin the skippy happy ending so at least he could experienced at least one climax. With that poor kids sh*tty luck predicament, chances are there'd be any hot young shriner hospital worker that would be available to do the deed.


Banging that mom could only lead to Kaleb 2 

do you really want that ?

Im sure we could hire a midget stripper/call girl to get Kaleb some 

mmmm confidence Shocked




Zippyjet has that nipped in the bud. She can ride me reverse cowboy or I can roll with doggy style. 1. I could take the easy way out and where the glove then do the love or, if I want that skin on skin lipa, I'd have my spray bidet prepped at a nice warm temp to douche her on demand, building her up for me to eat at the Y. Which Id treat her to. Just no to Kaleb 2. Then she can oil up Kaleb and bring him on another happy ending.
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HOLY sh*t ZIPPYJET!

YER ON A ROLL

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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

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Hey, as long as the chick is hot she can look good wearing peepers. The bespeckled milf is doable in spite she has the poor cripple kid. Sorry pc is suvh a drag. Maybe mommy milf with peepers should wear a tight tee shirt and a nice pair of daisy duke cutoffs and barefoot. She could then give her shriner kid a nice whippin the skippy happy ending so at least he could experienced at least one climax. With that poor kids sh*tty luck predicament, chances are there'd be any hot young shriner hospital worker that would be available to do the deed.


Banging that mom could only lead to Kaleb 2 

do you really want that ?

Im sure we could hire a midget stripper/call girl to get Kaleb some 

mmmm confidence Shocked




Zippyjet has that nipped in the bud. She can ride me reverse cowboy or I can roll with doggy style. 1. I could take the easy way out and where the glove then do the love or, if I want that skin on skin lipa, I'd have my spray bidet prepped at a nice warm temp to douche her on demand, building her up for me to eat at the Y. Which Id treat her to. Just no to Kaleb 2. Then she can oil up Kaleb and bring him on another happy ending.


You pretty much just answered my question.

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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I love glasses on women. Tongue


People (especially women) with thin faces should opt for contacts. The frames look clumsy


Naaaaw.






Bloody hell, is that Celine Dion? If it is, blimey! Start eating something, you look like a skeleton!
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I still do not want to imagine KELEB 

soaked in baby oil 

thanks ... now its stuck in my head 

right down to the climax

fortunately it only took him a few seconds

Poor Keleb 
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LOL
Is this a 'clean and jerk' or just another 'snatch'?



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Caleb, here be yo daddy. Mommy milf needed some fast cash so Guido the killer pimp could release her from his stable.
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

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Caleb, here be yo daddy. Mommy milf needed some fast cash so Guido the killer pimp could release her from his stable.


DEAR GOD!!! Here come the nightmares again!
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

LOL
Is this a 'clean and jerk' or just another 'snatch'?



...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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C'mon, man!
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Originally posted by Jimmy Jimmy wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by CaptainErnie CaptainErnie wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I love glasses on women. Tongue


People (especially women) with thin faces should opt for contacts. The frames look clumsy


Naaaaw.






Bloody hell, is that Celine Dion? If it is, blimey! Start eating something, you look like a skeleton!

 
This is how I imagine Celine Dion! This pic with the cat eye glasses make her look like she went into the time machine to 1963 on a very bad trip, lost weight and donned cat eye glasses. I always associate cat eye glasses with the olden times when that was the peepers of choice for girls and women. With the glasses she looks like she had too many Mad Men 7 martini lunches and 3 packs of Lucky Strike ciggies. ]https://startpage.com/av/proxy-image?piurl=https%3A%2F%2Fencrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com%2Fimages%3Fq%3Dtbn%3AANd9GcQNT0QrW73AXfi3





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celene looks like a foot fetish model!

what do yall think about that 

maybe we could imaging her smothering little Kaleb

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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

celene looks like a foot fetish model!

what do yall think about that 

maybe we could imaging her smothering little Kaleb



Thanks for making me laugh though shouldn't we all feel bad for laughing at poor Kaleb.
Now if he has a foot fetish and Celine's feet smell like toe cheese in July, the hottie Mild mommy can be spared oiling up for giving Kaleb a happy ending.
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

celene looks like a foot fetish model!

what do yall think about that 

maybe we could imaging her smothering little Kaleb



Thanks for making me laugh though shouldn't we all feel bad for laughing at poor Kaleb.
Now if he has a foot fetish and Celine's feet smell like toe cheese in July, the hottie Mild mommy can be spared oiling up for giving Kaleb a happy ending.

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f**k it now I cant unsee Kaleb getting jobbed in a bath tub full of baby oil

I guess this is what they mean when you check into a hotel and have to request that the PORN 

is DISABLED... 

this whole post has taken a strange turn indeed Embarrassed
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

celene looks like a foot fetish model!

what do yall think about that 

maybe we could imaging her smothering little Kaleb



Thanks for making me laugh though shouldn't we all feel bad for laughing at poor Kaleb.
Now if he has a foot fetish and Celine's feet smell like toe cheese in July, the hottie Mild mommy can be spared oiling up for giving Kaleb a happy ending.

Speaking of Celine Dion.... I saw this clip as part of a longer Tom Petty concert video in which he performed his song "Room At The Top".

As he was getting ready to start the song, he launched into this humorous little spiel about the movie Titanic which must have been out right around that time.

He takes a poke at her right near the end.


I didn't know she performed the theme from the movie which must be why he refers to her.

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Its a James Horner POS 
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Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

celene looks like a foot fetish model!

what do yall think about that 

maybe we could imaging her smothering little Kaleb



Thanks for making me laugh though shouldn't we all feel bad for laughing at poor Kaleb.
Now if he has a foot fetish and Celine's feet smell like toe cheese in July, the hottie Mild mommy can be spared oiling up for giving Kaleb a happy ending.


ClapLOL

f**k it now I cant unsee Kaleb getting jobbed in a bath tub full of baby oil

I guess this is what they mean when you check into a hotel and have to request that the PORN 

is DISABLED... 

this whole post has taken a strange turn indeed Embarrassed


That tub full of oil had better be accessible so Kaleb won't have to be worried about drowning. Celine could sjt on the rim and dangle her long legs in position 4 Kaleb to enjoy his FJ! Or if Celine backs out and gets on the wrong foot milf mommy can take bull by the horns and get her celebrity son the climax he deserves at the very least!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HART Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2021 at 10:57pm
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

celene looks like a foot fetish model!

what do yall think about that 

maybe we could imaging her smothering little Kaleb



Thanks for making me laugh though shouldn't we all feel bad for laughing at poor Kaleb.
Now if he has a foot fetish and Celine's feet smell like toe cheese in July, the hottie Mild mommy can be spared oiling up for giving Kaleb a happy ending.


ClapLOL

f**k it now I cant unsee Kaleb getting jobbed in a bath tub full of baby oil

I guess this is what they mean when you check into a hotel and have to request that the PORN 

is DISABLED... 

this whole post has taken a strange turn indeed Embarrassed


That tub full of oil had better be accessible so Kaleb won't have to be worried about drowning. Celine could sjt on the rim and dangle her long legs in position 4 Kaleb to enjoy his FJ! Or if Celine backs out and gets on the wrong foot milf mommy can take bull by the horns and get her celebrity son the climax he deserves at the very least!

Im betting lil' Kaleb is perfectly capable of yanking his own chain 

Maybe we could all pitch in and hire him a sex worker 

Ill donate the baby oil 


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Feb 2021 at 11:05pm
Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by HART HART wrote:

celene looks like a foot fetish model!

what do yall think about that 

maybe we could imaging her smothering little Kaleb



Thanks for making me laugh though shouldn't we all feel bad for laughing at poor Kaleb.
Now if he has a foot fetish and Celine's feet smell like toe cheese in July, the hottie Mild mommy can be spared oiling up for giving Kaleb a happy ending.


ClapLOL

f**k it now I cant unsee Kaleb getting jobbed in a bath tub full of baby oil

I guess this is what they mean when you check into a hotel and have to request that the PORN 

is DISABLED... 

this whole post has taken a strange turn indeed Embarrassed


That tub full of oil had better be accessible so Kaleb won't have to be worried about drowning. Celine could sjt on the rim and dangle her long legs in position 4 Kaleb to enjoy his FJ! Or if Celine backs out and gets on the wrong foot milf mommy can take bull by the horns and get her celebrity son the climax he deserves at the very least!

Im betting lil' Kaleb is perfectly capable of yanking his own chain 

Maybe we could all pitch in and hire him a sex worker 

Ill donate the baby oil 



I think you could probably find videos like that at Pornhub.


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They aren't retarded.  They have brittle bone disease, osteogenesis imperfecta, which in no way affects their intelligence.  There are several types and it looks like they have one of the most severe.  The most severe type is incompatible with life after birth because so many bones break in utero and lungs aren't able to grow properly.  There are less severe types that have relatively little impact on daily life.


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Originally posted by Redheaded Gigi Redheaded Gigi wrote:

They aren't retarded.  They have brittle bone disease, osteogenesis imperfecta, which in no way affects their intelligence.  There are several types and it looks like they have one of the most severe.  The most severe type is incompatible with life after birth because so many bones break in utero and lungs aren't able to grow properly.  There are less severe types that have relatively little impact on daily life.



OK OK you are right 

Ill stop with the Kaleb jokes 

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