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Brendalou
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Posted: 17 May 2020 at 6:29pm |
I'm seeing all the pizza places...Pizza Hut, Papa John's, Domino's....suddenly touting that no one touches your pizza from oven to box. WTF were they doing to my pizza before COVID??
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That's all I have to say about that.
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Stelth
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You really don't want to know...
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Thor
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They never touched it to begin with. They're just using the latest sales gimmick for "in these uncertain times".
It's kind of like how some product that clearly doesn't contain wheat, touts itself as being "gluten-free". |
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Jimbo
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They probably did sometimes. Obviously they have to touch it before it goes into the oven, but afterward there usually isn't a need to unless it's to straighten out the pieces if it accidentally slid into the box the wrong way and some pieces were askew. Then the cutting and boxing guy/gal might poke the pieces back into a nice, neat circle. But now because of the "new protocol", any post-oven touching for any reason whatsoever... ist verboten!!! and they want to make that very plain and clear to the paranoid public. Even though you can't get the virus from eating food even if it has been touched by someone who has it. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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This whole thing's getting ridiculous. And I hope this paranoia isn't going to be part of "the new normal", as some are calling it.
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Jimbo
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Well, with nearly a hundred thousand people dead in just a few months and the projected figure being a hundred thousand or more by June, I'd say erring on the side of caution is the wiser option.
I know I sure as hell don't want to croak from this sh*t. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Brendalou
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Amen to that, brotha
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That's all I have to say about that.
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Thor
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I see people, alone in their cars, wearing their facemasks. That's not "erring on the side of caution"; that's "erring on the side of use your f*cking brain!!"
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aka ron
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I could use a big slice of pizza pie right now! |
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Thuumb
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GREAT NEWS: COCA-COLA IS FAT-FREE, EVERYONE!!! RELAX! HAVE ALL YOU WANT!
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Jimbo
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Sorry. Couldn't resist. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Pazuzu413
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Take it from a healthcare professional (me). You can not catch this by ingesting anything. It is a respiratory infection. It has to establish itself in your sinuses to infect you.
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Nemo me impune lacessit
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Brendalou
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Believe me, around here, I'm more concerned with catching Hep A than corona as far as my food is concerned.
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That's all I have to say about that.
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CaptainErnie
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Just don't order extra "cheese"
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