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Virginia Dare
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He MUST make me laugh, and also understand my sarcasm and my childlike humor and laugh at MY dumb jokes and puns. Yes...I think farts are funny. Just not in public...
He needn't wear a suit and tie to work, but he has to have a job he LOVES.
I'd appreciate someone who is non-religious. And if he is religious, then he'll leave me to my own beliefs, without judging them.
It'd be nice if he can prepare simple meals for us. Just in case I don't feel like it, or love his cooking so much I desire it more than my own.
He has to smell good. Period. Hygiene is a MUST.
Shave, and cut your hair neatly. Maintain a healthy weight. You can be a little "soft" but you have to walk with a normal gait. I like tall and big...just not tall and "need to have wall removed from house to get to the bank..."
Must love his family. Must realize it's impossible to love his family all the time but he can deal with it without drama.
Cannot do drugs.
Must kiss well. You slobber and open your mouth too wide and use your tongue like a hard probe and well...I ain't doing anything ELSE with you, penis or not.
Must like to watch my favorites movies over and over with me, or just leave me in peace when I am watching them.
NO BIGOTS!!
How about you!!?
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Must have a college degree or be in the process of getting one like I am right now (No Mcdonalds losers)
No bigots!!!
Only liberal!!!
Can be religious but not the "bible thumping gays and liberals are sinners" religious
Must have a sense of humor
No drugs though weed is an exception as long as it doesn't consume her life (no potheads)
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Virginia Dare
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Thanks for participating in my thread. I liked all your answers but I didn't agree with the one above. I am 50 years old, and have known plenty of only "high school educated" people--as well as some total h.s. DROP OUTS who have gone on to make millions. And not all people who work at fast food jobs are "losers". Many are paying their own way through college.
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FootballFreak
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I had a good friend who worked at McDonalds part time while also going to school, then she dropped out of college, to stay at McDonalds. I lost all respect for her then because she had so much potential. Let's be real here though, how many high school dropouts or high school only graduates actually make millions.
It's either:
They know "people" of high authority and wealth(family, friends)
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it's luck (Facebook)
I just can't be with someone who drops out of college to work at Mcdonald's or someone who plans on working crappy jobs like that all their lives. It's just degrading.
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(hmmm...uhhhhhhhh....lesseee...I wonder, I wonder...3'6", flat headed, big chested deaf-mute chef that knows where I keep the 'Molson's Ice'...dunno if I should say that...)
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She ain't known as "Suzy Homemaker" - but can be, and likes to play the role (to the hilt) now and then!
She's an 'individual':
Strong-Willed, knows who she is, what she believes in.
Never afraid of being alone, can operate totally independently on a moment's notice.
When life gets serious, She gets even more so - and can address anything head-on.
Never indecisive, but always ready to talk - yet never talks just to talk - her words are never 'cheap'.
"Walks along-side", never "behind".
She is also fun...she can be humorous, if not downright hilarious.
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Those are a few qualities when looking at this subject from the '10,000-foot level'; I'm very demanding, so...of course there are *many, many more* qualities, doncha know...if she wins ME, she is really, really special! (sorry ladies - I was 'reeled in' a long time ago...)
I'll skip the obvious "requirements from the gutter" of my mind - but they all have to be there, too.
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breathing.
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Virginia Dare
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Yeah. Add "walks upright and uses a fork" to that for me..along with the other things on my list.
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Alive.
Or at least still warm.
Or microwaveable.
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You ever think maybe there may have been family problems or tuition money ran out. You lost me about Facebook. Ordinary HS graduates start and are successful at their own small business'. How degrading will it be when you finish college, only to find out you're "over qualified" for jobs or your job just got outsourced. When you land a job selling used cars,keep on looking down on other people. |
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Judging by these qualities, I'm probably a B- or C+. Lost points for the big and tall thing, not to mention watching "Sound Of Music" movies. |
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anyway, I'll get a job. I have connections and know people around here that will give me a job after I get my Bachelors
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Virginia Dare
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OT...just remember the old saying about getting a job after college: "It's not what YOU know..it's who your DADDY knows!" And in many cases that's true and it's helpful.
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Thanks, but I never liked Zsa Zsa. Seemed like kind of a bitch. Always preferred Eva. I thought she was sweeet in Green Acres. Well, I guess I can pretend. Maybe I can rent an old Lincoln convertible, drive her out to an old shack with a really fancy bed on some barren farm and...
Hmmmm...I wonder if Doris Ziffle is still around, too. Hmmmm...
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You're probably just gonna have to settle for Arnold.
Or one of his descendants.
I think Arnold wound up as sausage many years ago.
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I think one of his descendants is the whee whee whee Geico pig. And, seeing as how I like that little guy, I may consider it. But, seeing as how I'd hate to be arrested for porkophilia were he to report me to the pigs, I may have to turn him into sausage afterwards. And I'd hate to do that.
Maybe I'll just have to settle for Ralph. She looked like she'd probably be pretty easy and could probably go for a good porkin' (even though I always suspected she might have been getting a little from her brother Alf).
Does anyone else think that Lisa might've been getting some from Ebb when Oliver was out buying supplies in Pixley? In fact, I think he might've been doing all the women in Green Acres and Petticoat Junction. I think he's also why Granny from The Beverly Hillbillies would occasionally take "The Cannonball" out to "The Shady Rest". I dunno---it just seems like what Ebb lacked in IQ, he might've made up for in other areas.
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Tiz
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I'd rather take the Cannonball up to Hooterville to see Bobby Jo and Billie Jo at the Shady Rest Hotel.
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Don't forget that third BJ---Betty Jo!
But, yeah---lotta curves when you get to the "Petticoat Junction". There always are. |
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Virginia Dare
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I always found Mr. Haney to be wicked attractive. Sexy voice...
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A nice guy...
I really want a nice one. But mostly I want Nathan Explosion Dude, but that's not even really his name... Man, I like that guy too much. It's deeply embarrassing. |
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Tiz
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Forgot about Betty Jo. They had the bases covered: blonde,brunette & redhead. Poor Ebb, no wonder he was always "pitching his fork" and Hank Kimball talked in riddles. |
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Thor
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I can pretty much guarantee you that not one guy ever had that reaction.
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Yeah well..... What always irked me, even as a KID is that these women appear to be standing up, hands free, in a tank that's about waist high. But then the camera pulls back and it's like 900 feet deep!! Treading water, much???
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I always assumed it was their natural flotation devices.
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