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Posts: 105 		  Quote PrinceJ Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 May 2009 at 12:21am
If I have to watch a talking dog, let it be Brian Griffin.
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The secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beans is <gasp> ... dog meat! Shocked
 
WKRP closing theme lyrics HERE! Moved!
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They're missing an opportunity to tie in with Beano.  Eat Bush's and take Beano and there will be no gas.
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That would be the best commercial tie-in ever: New and Improved Bush's Baked Beans, now with Beano!
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Originally posted by MrTim

The secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beans is <gasp> ... dog meat! Shocked
 


LOLLOLLOLLOL  "ROLL that beautiful dog meat footage!"
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Originally posted by Thor

Originally posted by JimA

Well, no, that's my point. If the dog talks, then there is no reason the guy should automatically assume the secret is safe. If he doesn't tell any other family member, he wouldn't tell the dog. If he doesn't know the dog talks, he isn't smart enough to keep a secret anyway.  Sorry, but that's how my mind works.
 
Plus, considering that dogs crap in full view of anyone and everyone, I don't think that keeping secrets is what they're about.
 
 


But they also hide their food when they're paranoid that someone's going to take it. Most of the time they even hide it from themselves, in fact! LOL
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Originally posted by MrTim

The secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beans is <gasp> ... dog meat! Shocked
 
 
LOL And here, for years, I thought it was kibble!
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Originally posted by MrTim

The secret ingredient in Bush's Baked Beans is <gasp> ... dog meat! Shocked
 
Oh No..Mr. Tim....that was just gross...ick!Dead
 
 
Psssssst here's a hint from the 'old country' for beans....my dad used to always put a little teaspoon of vinegar into his pork and beans...and I adopted it as a kid into adult just cause I like the taste...come to find out just last year that, that ceases the gas from beans....but I like the idea of Baked Beans with Beano in it...what a great campaign...old farts can eat beans again....!Wink
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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But they also hide their food when they're paranoid that someone's going to take it. Most of the time they even hide it from themselves, in fact! LOL
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Ha Ha Ha..my jack russel use to nose her Milkbone bisquits under sofa cushions....but sometimes go back and take it back out in the next few moments...sigh..I miss my puppers!Cry
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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Originally posted by old_mop

Duke has now stooped to disguising himself as Jay's great-grandfather's ghost.

I think that one's vaguely amusing, if only the last shot "Grandpa didn't have a tail".  Duke reminds me of my first dog (albeit a lot more sedate).

If we owned an outdoor grill, I'd run my own taste test with the "grillin" beans and regular baked beans...I'm willing to bet there wouldn't be a hell of a lot of difference (other than the price, probably).
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Cleveland..have you ever had a dog?
 
I like the Dog in the Bush's Beans commericals..except lately they are really trying to get blood out a turnip with these new ones....I think they need to make them as they originally did using the dog...more intelligent spoofs and not lame ones.....I just would love to see the mucky mucks who devise these commercials........sigh!  The one where he turns him into a Hot Dog I thought was real cornball!
 
I tried the Grillin Beans...I love the Bourbon one...oh my yummy yum.  Booze in most food ------  "is a good thing" as Martha says. 
 
And did you ever notice what a beautiful dog that is...his coat is soooo shiny!


I had more than one dog and I still can't stand the Bush's Beans Talking Dog, I think he's evil!
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Originally posted by Thor

Originally posted by JimA

Well, no, that's my point. If the dog talks, then there is no reason the guy should automatically assume the secret is safe. If he doesn't tell any other family member, he wouldn't tell the dog. If he doesn't know the dog talks, he isn't smart enough to keep a secret anyway.  Sorry, but that's how my mind works.
 
Plus, considering that dogs crap in full view of anyone and everyone, I don't think that keeping secrets is what they're about.
 
 


Unless it's where they think their food is "hidden" - then they even keep the secret from themselves most of the time!
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I'm one of the ones who actually kind of like this commercial. Yea, it's kind of silly, but at least it's not in your face idiotic like many others (Flo for example).
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MrCleveland you are hilarious.
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Yea...it HAD to be done....


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Oh if I bought that company, I would force them to make some commercials for closure.

The bald guy ends up in the poorhouse because the dog finally sold out the recipe for the beans.  The dog shows up yakking about something but is skin and bones because all he has had to eat is beans---the final payoff from the company upon firing them both.    The guy is so desperate, he starts eyeing the dog hungrily, and you see that big fake animated mouth on the dog drop open and his eyes get way bigger than possible.
 
The next shot is the bald guy sitting back in his chair patting his stomach after a good meal.  Behind him on the wall, the dog's head is mounted on a plaque like a deer.  He smiles at the dog, which suddenly becomes animated and says: "You didn't think this would stop me from talking, did  you?"
 
The bald guy screams, and his head explodes into a bunch of beans.
 
The End.
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Originally posted by TomAnderson

Oh if I bought that company, I would force them to make some commercials for closure.

The bald guy ends up in the poorhouse because the dog finally sold out the recipe for the beans.  The dog shows up yakking about something but is skin and bones because all he has had to eat is beans---the final payoff from the company upon firing them both.    The guy is so desperate, he starts eyeing the dog hungrily, and you see that big fake animated mouth on the dog drop open and his eyes get way bigger than possible.
 
The next shot is the bald guy sitting back in his chair patting his stomach after a good meal.  Behind him on the wall, the dog's head is mounted on a plaque like a deer.  He smiles at the dog, which suddenly becomes animated and says: "You didn't think this would stop me from talking, did  you?"
 
The bald guy screams, and his head explodes into a bunch of beans.
 
The End.


LOLLOLLOLLOL I nearly spit my juice on the screen reading this!
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I have to say I'm in love with these commercials. Blame it on my soft spot for dogs, but Duke has always made me laugh.

I especially like the one where he's in a scientist's coat and wearing a fake mustache. Then he drops the line, "Jay, I'm  a master of disguise."

Not to mention I love the canned beans. However, I'm not a fan of the bacon bits that I find in them. Those I can do without.
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the newest one where the dog says come on jay im a master of disguise or some sh*t, i would shoot that dog if it could talk in real life, commercials blow my nuts
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