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Will Smith bitchslaps Chris Rock during Academy Awards; Many note that things would have turned out differently if it had been The Rock and not Chris
(Good thing Chris Rock didn't make a joke about Alec Baldwin's wife... ) |
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The Muppets Fozzy the Bear to co-star in Black Panther 2; Cast and crew in stitches laughing every time he says "wokka wokka Wakanda!"
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NBA viewership dropping again; Surveys find constant shoe squeaking on the court main factor in driving TV audiences away, networks say noise cancelling tech is "too expensive to invest in"
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Want tiger nuggets, giraffe ham, or other exotic wildlife meat? Lab grown fake meat coming soon to a local grocery freezer near you!
https://www.odditycentral.com/foods/lab-grown-food-startup-will-soon-serve-lion-tiger-and-elephant-meat.html |
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Want an AK-47 assault rifle for cheap? Russian soldiers trading their weapons for Big Mac's; Throw in some fries and you can also get a tank
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Nuclear-armed Russian flagship sinks after catching fire; Loss blamed on careless smokers
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A survey finds that 90% of people believe everything the media tells them; Another survey reveals that most people lie about the answers they give on surveys
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Expertise of cheese connoisseurs thrown into doubt; In blind taste test, most couldn't tell difference between blue cheese and moldy sweaty gym socks
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Boston Celtics fans take up bird watching during game with Brooklyn Nets; Kyrie Irving gives middle finger to obnoxious hecklers, twice
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New tradition catching on for Earth Day; Eating a handful of dirt "connects you better to saving the planet"
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Freakish fish grows 'human'-like teeth to crush shells; Men sharing the same water as pacu fish should forget about skinny dipping as they are nicknamed 'testicle eaters' and 'nut
crackers' with good reason
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/freakish-fish-grows-human-teeth-26768208#source=push |
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Mr. Tim - love your posts!
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Don’t be a dick to your dog! He is a few years of your life, but you are all of his!
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National egg argument between scrambled vs. sunny-side up escalating; Both sides, however, scornfully look down on those who like their eggs poached
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Woman's day gets really sh*tty; Was somehow lucky enough to dial 911
https://redstate.com/alexparker/2022/04/26/lady-drops-her-phone-in-an-outhouse-tries-to-retrieve-it-and-falls-in-says-the-fire-department-n556654 p.s. The dog was okay... |
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Announcement: Due to recent increases in costs for labor and materials, dirty deeds will now be moderately inexpensive - AC/DC
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No matter how hard you try, you can't hide the stench of a failure; Mitt Romney spotted wearing a disguise in public while trying to avoid Trump supporters
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2022/04/29/mitt-romney-wears/ |
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Nerds warned they may get punched if they quip "May the Fourth be with you" today; May 4th also coincides with bullies' Punch-A-Nerd Day for those who say the Star Wars phrase
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Survey on snack foods finds a common denominator: Pretzels, donuts, chocolate, pita chips, once the bag gets opened, it's a goner
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Checklists are important; Things to do before leaving on vacation: Close the fireplace flue
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/05/06/Redding-couple-finds-hundreds-of-birds-inside-house/7401651862156/ |
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From the Saaay Whaaat? Department: Pro-abortion activists holding rallies on Mother's Day
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Poetic justice or karma? Taxpayers saved loads of money for trials & prison because murderer croaked while disposing of his victim
https://www.lawofficer.com/joseph-anthony-mckinnon-fatal-heart-attack-burying-patricia-ruth-dent-strangled/ |
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Puzzled why some people you've never met before look so familiar? Scientists say there are only about two dozen different human faces, though lots of variation in small details, like eyebrows and nostrils
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Late breaking astronomical news that doesn't involve Uranus: Earthlings worldwide will attempt to chase off lunar eclipse by shaking spears at it, and/or dancing naked in the eclipsed moonlight; Many expected to show off results on TikTok
https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/lunar/2022-may-16 |
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Little Known Fact: Scottish mermaids wear kilts; Also, an informative link about how the government wastes your tax dollars:
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/the-fbi-laboratory-weighs-in-on-the-dirty-lyrics-of-louie-louie |
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