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There are many more US secret bases other than Area 51; One may even be in your neighborhood! Use our Breaking News! app to find them!
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tech/9532686/usa-secret-bases-mysterious-area-51/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link |
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Iranians seizing more tankers in Gulf of Hormuz; Iranian navy denies it's committing terrorism: "No, no, you misunderstand us! We're merely rehearsing for 'The Pirates of Penzance!'"
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Largest Twitter fight ever currently underway: "PB&J sandwiches - should they be eaten with the peanut butter side up or the jelly side up?"; "White bread is racist!" SJW crowd also throwing its inconsequential weight into the fray
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Insomniacs agree: Mueller testimony almost as effective as PBS fundraising drives at causing drowsiness and eventually sleep; Treatment still not approved for prisons or daycare centers
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People starting to sniff wasp spray to get high; Cops finding it hard to keep up with the crazy
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Baltimore defending itself, saying they are actually a great tourist destination: "We have more mice than Disney Land!"; Also, visitors can watch, and even join in on the nightly street riots
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Reports of pets turned psychotic: Owners left TV's tuned to CNN candidate debates so pets "wouldn't feel lonely" while they were out; Many even chewed their own ears off in an attempt to avoid the torture
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So-called intellectually superior humans not so smart; Google teaming up with Chinese military to develop artificial intelligence; Even current computers say that is not a good idea
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Iranians seize another tanker, claim they made a mistake; Raiders said they were looking for a shipment of Coca-Cola or Mountain Dew
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Video games again being blamed for recent mass shootings; Push is on to make players register weapons, pass background checks, in the games before they can use them
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Video games again being blamed for recent mass shootings; Push is on to make players register weapons, pass background checks, in the games before they can use them
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Trouble connecting to the internet? Your electronic device might be being tapped; Many gov't intel gathering software programs frequently interfere with the very signals they are trying to monitor
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Scientists distill a new vodka from crops grown in Chernobyl's surrounding evacuated zones; Many say "it gives you a nice, warm glow"
https://edition.cnn.com/travel/article/chernobyl-vodka-intl-scli/index.html |
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Sex freaks getting all revved up over pigtails; "When they're on the sides of the head, they're like handlebars! Before then, we only had ears!" claims one in interview
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Tired of 'Keeping up with the Joneses'? Now you can beat them at their own game! Robotic tails for the whole family are the latest fashion statement and a few steps up the social ladder
https://www.fastcompany.com/90384973/robotic-tails-for-humans-are-here |
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Signs of an early autumn are here: Pumpkin spice products and coffee starting to show up in stores; Those who can't stand the smell to enter a period of Hell
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Medieval manuscripts reveal the truth about 'village idiots': Towns kept them around to be sacrificed to the volcano gods when times got bad; Many places in Europe still maintain the tradition, albeit secretly
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Old wolf terrorizes campers in attack, drags man from tent, tries to eat him; Parks Canada says animal in bad mood, desperate for food
https://www.sunnyskyz.com/good-news/3435/Man-Saves-Family-Of-4-From-Wolf-Attack-During-Camping-Trip Was that you, PaWolf? Are you doing okay...? |
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Study finds that 48% of people wear their underwear longer than one day; A smaller percentage wait over two weeks before changing them; Researcher holds nose, says "Those people are easy to spot"
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Dogs agree that San Francisco is one of the worst cities to live in; "You can't walk anywhere without stepping in human poop" says Benji the mutt
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Despite media circus, the thrill is gone; Democrats seem bored with their current presidential candidates, want someone "more exciting" and preferably jazzed up on caffeine
https://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/the-thrill-is-gone-dems-seem-bored-with-their-presidential-candidates/ |
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Did you ever wonder where Batman's "Gotham City" would be located? Based on collected references, it's 'real world' counterpart would be in Bridgeport, Ct, but built up like NYC
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Study finds that people who use more emojis have more sex; Another study finds that spending government grant money on Las Vegas hookers gets even better results
https://www.vice.com/en_in/article/3kxq8w/study-finds-that-people-who-use-more-emojis-have-more-sex |
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Bedbugs disavow Bret Stephens: "He sucks, but in the bad way"; Other Bret infesting vermin being sought for comment
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Dior pulls Sauvage Parfum 2019 ads after SJW's go on warpath; Kerfluffle had something to do about dancing Native Americans, or using French words
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