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Void found in Great Pyramid of Giza "nothing new"; Egyptologists say it's just more proof that ancient Egyptian building contractors were every bit as dishonest as today's modern counterparts in claiming credit for work not actually done, but well disguised to appear so
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Many big box store chains planning to "close" for 6 hours on Thanksgiving Day to appear as honoring the national holiday; However, the employees will be locked inside so they'll be there for Black Friday Midnight Sales re-openings
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In today's WTF news:
Reminder: Use caution when answering your door; Jehovah's Witnesses at it again http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5060383/Canadian-Mounties-arrest-5-naked-suspects-kidnapping.html
WTF = Wednesday Thursday Friday No word if PaWolf was involved or not...
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Lawyers for mermaids filing class-action discrimination suit against government; Lawsuit contends that their clients are entitled to underwater voting booths according to the Americans with Disabilities Act, opponents say the whole thing is "a fishing expedition" for cash
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Many people making a big deal of "coming out of the closet" as fat; Everybody except the blind replying "um, we kinda knew you were fat already, it was pretty obvious"
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Attempted hockey game ends in disaster; Impatient players rush into shallow lake with skates on even though temperatures nowhere near low enough to form ice; No injuries or drownings reported
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Mugabe trapped in airport; President of Zimbabwe stuck in slow-moving TSA security line, may never get out
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Children on Santa's "Naughty" List Polled, Given a Choice of Lumps of Coal or a Pay-TV subscription they answered unanimously for the Coal.
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Poiuyt Power!!!
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Dozens of people dead after being trampled by "tens of thousands" spooked turkeys at turkey farm tour; Police say the stampede was sparked by an employee "molesting" one of the birds
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Confirmed: Charles Manson sends Tweet from The Beyond; It says "Its starting to get warm down here"
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Guys, need a little holiday cash? Donate a testicle, get $35 thou, and a free artificial replacement!
http://now8news.com/donate-a-testicle-the-payout-for-this-is-35000/
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With nude selfies going viral, is your Congressperson a 'Perpetrator' or a 'Victim'? Take our poll and find out!
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Smoking marijuana is legal in North Korea; However, due to strict food rationing, eating marijuana is a crime |
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Reports of "gunshots" at mall sends shoppers scurrying for cover; Mall cops with nightsticks locate, mercilessly beat suspect who had only been "farting rather loudly"
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Debate still raging over "proper way" to hang toilet paper; However, most people don't care as long as it is there
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UK Pizza Hut franchises now selling vegan pizza; Non-dairy fake cheese being used, in addition to their already fake meatless pepperoni
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Comparative study finds that chimpanzees use smartphones more than Millennials, but Millennials lose them less; Meanwhile, orangutangs are remarkably adept at setting up illegal online gambling sites
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Garden shed in Arles, France sells for 20 million Euros after being confirmed to have been painted by Vincent Van Gogh; Famous artist used two coats of blue-gray paint to cover the exterior while doing handyman work on the side
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Survey finds that 26% of Americans & UK residents haven't read a book in the past year; Also, the exact same percentage of people didn't even read the survey
http://www.intellectualtakeout.org/blog/1-5-cant-name-author-new-survey-finds
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Woman claims to have had sex with 20 ghosts; One ghost affair ended after being caught in act by husband, but she's "not adverse to conceiving a ghost-baby"
https://nypost.com/2017/12/08/woman-slut-shamed-for-having-sex-with-20-ghosts/
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Fashion experts say you are allowed to wear white after Labor Day; However, you are not allowed to wear white when working with pomegranates
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Newest holiday Hess truck selling out like hotcakes; Festive 2017 Hess truck comes with a crane arm, carries eight working Port-O-Lets, and tows a large suction-pumping waste tank
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Disney buys out FOX entertainment, other studio franchises; Work already beginning on a Star Wars/Star Trek crossover movie
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You may be having unexpected guests over for Christmas: Paranormal experts say to leave an extra wrapped gift under the tree for resident ghosts to open, even if it is just an empty box, as "They love receiving anything!"; Also, an important yearly reminder to poke air holes in the packaging when giving live pets as gifts
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Portland, Oregon mortified that the homeless are coming to their city to die; City has highest rate of homeless deaths in nation, with more coming every day to reach their "Final Destination"
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