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Reports continuing to come in of dead reindeer littering the country; Police say yahoos drunk on eggnog were shooting into the air all night
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Forensic report reveals that King Tutankhamen died from massive chest injuries after being struck by a chariot wheel; Police still searching for the hit-and-run driver
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This Just In! California legalizes child prostitution starting January 1; Coke-nosed legislator justifies "Kids can't find after school jobs, so this allows them to help their families. Everybody wins!"; Massive perv migration expected
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EPA wants Alaskans to stop burning wood to keep warm; Rural Alaskans reply "If we could shovel your EPA bullsh*t into our stoves, we wouldn't need wood!"
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3 hospitalized after Tampa woman tries to dress dog; Pitbull got angry about being made to wear a sweater, wasn't having it when a foo-foo pink tutu was revealed next
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Terrorists planning to use self-driving cars as weapons; Cars would be packed with explosives and scurry unnoticed to target destinations like the autonomous little cockroaches they are before detonating
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Tilikum the killer whale dies; Free orca sushi at Sea World, while supplies last
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Apple dropped headphone jack from iPhone 7 to make it thinner; Resulting feature faux pas also made sales and profits thinner too
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Streakers becoming a problem at Machu Picchu; Peruvian authorities can't figure out how the historic site got on the "naked tourism" list, but they want it to stop
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Many people starting to call it as they see it; Others still pushing for year-round Halloween https://pjmedia.com/parenting/2017/01/05/dont-blame-my-kid-for-thinking-your-cross-dressing-child-is-weird//?singlepage=true |
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Man arrested after cops mistake kitty litter for meth; Strange smelling candy bars found buried in it also sent off for testing https://crimewatchdaily.com/2017/01/09/man-arrested-after-deputies-mistake-kitty-litter-for-meth/ |
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Snow falls in Columbia overnight; People wake up to find cocaine covering everything after drug-smuggling plane dumps cargo while attempting to escape police |
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Having a black cat cross your path on Friday the 13th declared 'no longer superstitious'; Experts say the cat is only going someplace, while you are actually in more danger from somebody texting and walking
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Philadelphia enacts crazy huge tax on soda, other drinks; Cost of drinks skyrockets, Philly mayor blames "price gouging" for outrage generated by city's new tax
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Canadian TV admits that the quality of their programming is like "fingernails drawn slowly across a blackboard"; Most viewers, however, say they habitually mute shows and improv mocking dialogue while watching them
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Canadians like drizzling maple syrup over snow for a tasty, sticky winter treat; It should be unnecessary to warn against eating yellow snow, but many still do every year
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Hollywood expected to be a ghost town after Trump inauguration; Actors and celebrities fleeing Los Angeles 'by the thousands' for foreign countries
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Red Skittles shortage expected for next few months; People hoarding, some even selling them at inflated prices on eBay, in anticipation of temporary scarcity http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2017/01/19/Wisconsin-road-covered-in-hundreds-of-thousands-of-red-Skittles/7301484836385/?utm_source=sec&utm_campaign=sl&utm_medium=20 |
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Feeling anxiety, depression, or suffering from insomnia? The 'healthy' salad you eat regularly may actually be killing you! Details at 11! |
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Madonna blames "teleprompter glitch" for her controversial statement; Apparently she meant to say "to blow the White House"
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Sherri Shepherd, formerly on 'The View', still claiming she's not dead; Many think it's her ghost, or a clever impostor, making the denials
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Slow News Night; We will now bring you Women Jumping Out Of Cakes in place of regular programming: [TUBE]qe29J_XuGJM |
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Naked cycling not a good idea during freezing weather; In addition to wind chill & frostbite in sensitive places, police pursuit also a possibility http://www.thelocal.at/20170125/naked-cyclist-leads-police-on-caper-during-sub-freezing-night?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=im&utm_tracker=1722735x84899 |
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Numbers of protestors at airport travel ban demonstrations were exaggerated; Demonstrators were actually outnumbered by lawyers looking for clients who wanted to sue
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