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Study proves that people simply enjoy being lied to;  Thumbs%20Up Big%20smile Hug
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San Francisco to be renamed Titicaca;  Mayor Gavin Newsom explains "We wanted a name that culturally describes our city more accurately than ever before."
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The Muppets volunteer to join Gulf oil spill cleanup effort;  "We just love Grover and Elmo!  You can sop up oil and squeeze them out over and over again.  And Big Bird is good for a whole barrel each time!"
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D.C. teens complain that free condoms handed out in school are too small, too cheap;  D.C. agrees to start giving Trojans to the little bastards
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 May 2010 at 3:54am
In other news, something just happened, but nobody probably noticed it....
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The Minnesota Vikings announced the signing of veteran QB Fran Tarkenton as backup to Brett Farve who just had ankle surgery. Vikings owner was said to say, "You can't beat experience."

Meanwhile, the media is saying "He's been watching too many Touch Of Gray commercials." 

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Ethanol in gasoline:  The new "sugar in the gas tank" trick
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False Alarm on spreading Gulf oil spill;  Oil slick off Atlantic City beaches was result of greasers going into the water
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New FDA rules for product "Truth in Advertising" go into effect;  Chicken fingers must now include chicken fingers
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Tpyos increasingly accepted in internet usage;  Dictionaries can't keep up, decide to call it quits

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ESPN announces a new reality series. "Fallen From Grace" to be hosted by Barry Bonds. Insiders say "they'll be no shortage of new material for the show."
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Rasmussen Reports results in:  50% of people do sometimes lie to surveys
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More people enjoying eating cock;  Study shows rooster meat is higher in protein than previously thought

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Obama to host White House Tea Party;  Still hasn't decided which dress to wear
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In Entertainment News:  Director quits The Hobbit;   Midget actors break out singing "Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead" at Congressional investigation hearing
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Laboratory mice taught to text;  Researcher says "Their comments made on Twitter are often clearer in meaning than most human account users.  And they don't drive at the same time, either."
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Gores to divorce;  Our Reader Poll asks:  "Who gets the internet in the settlement?  Tipper or Al?"
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Man infects himself with computer virus;  CDC assures "It's not contagious at this time"
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Director James Cameron to clean up Gulf oil spill;  Will use the magic of CGI to make it go away instantly
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Grant Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Jun 2010 at 3:31am
This is one that I thought of quite some time ago -
Loretta Lynn Reveals : "I Was Born A Coal Miner's SON."
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Jamie Lee Curtis Activia video poop diary is #1 on YouTube;  Howard Stern's, not so much...
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Brawndo designated as official drink of the Olympics;  "It has electrolytes!"
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American Idol to be renamed Don't Quit Your Day Job;  Simon Cowell smacks forehead, has "Duh!" moment
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Federal holiday for July 4th to fall on the 5th this year;  Rain delays also expected
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