Please help the CIH Forums by disabling AdBlock Plus on this page.
Forum Home Forum Home :: Miscellaneous :: Off-Topic
  New Posts New Posts RSS Feed - This Just In!  Late Breaking News
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Events   Register Register  Login Login

This Just In! Late Breaking News

 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <12345 106>
Author
Message Reverse Sort Order
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Oct 2023 at 5:38am
Toilet paper mega-brand introduces ‘cutting edge’ design;  Literally, prepare for paper cuts;  Charmin announces a new feature that's been in the works for five years

https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/toilet-paper-mega-brand-introduces-cutting-edge-design-find-out-what
Back to Top
Sponsored Links



Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Oct 2023 at 5:47am
TSA begging people to remove their pets from carryon luggage before it is sent through the x-ray machine;  "Most people are just forgetful, but some hope the x-ray machine will turn their pet into the next Spiderman"

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/tsa-pets-x-rays-airport-trnd/index.html?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Oct 2023 at 6:05am
Careful about what you wish for!  Hospital ICU delared a "health hazard" after Insane Clown Posse visit

https://thehardtimes.net/music/icu-needs-to-be-re-sterilized-after-insane-clown-posse-make-a-wish-visit/

(You really need to read that...  )
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Sep 2023 at 6:14am
Company gives staff time off to pleasure themselves as orgasms 'boost productivity';  Company janitors demanding massive payraises and HAZMAT suits

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/love-sex/company-gives-staff-time-pleasure-31037473#source=push


Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Sep 2023 at 6:20am
Cop pulls over man on horse for DUI;  No, it wasn't the horse that was drunk...

https://www.iheart.com/content/2023-09-14-man-nabbed-for-dui-while-riding-a-horse-with-an-open-container-of-alcohol/
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Sep 2023 at 6:35am
Art critics may be stupid, but not all of the time;  Danish artist who submitted empty frames as artwork told to repay funding of 532,000 kroner

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/sep/18/danish-artist-jens-haaning-empty-frames-ordered-repay
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Sep 2023 at 6:01am
Drunk stripper tries to get out of DUI stop, fails;  Attempt to do her song and dance routine for cop doesn't work, as he wasn't also drunk

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/boozed-up-stripper-tries-seduce-30953433#source=push

(yes, probably not her best work...  ;-)
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 Sep 2023 at 6:14am
Orangutan throws possum from top of huge zoo enclosure;  Visitors happily took selfies once they realized what was happening

https://breaking911.com/watch-orangutan-throws-possum-from-top-of-huge-zoo-enclosure-as-horrified-visitors-look-on/?onesignal_site_push_notification
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Sep 2023 at 5:47am
Florida man arrested after pelting Walgreen's workers with Snickers bars;  Perp reportedly became “irate” and began throwing Snickers bars at a female employee after being denied smokes

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/snickers-walgreens-battery-701638

I hope Donathan wasn't hurt...! 
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Sep 2023 at 5:17am
“My husband was in shorts, and was getting the dog’s saliva goo on his leg”;  Couple on airplane was lucky the dog wasn't also horny 

https://nypost.com/2023/09/08/couple-demand-refund-after-singapore-airlines-flight-ruined-by-farting-dog/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Sep 2023 at 6:40am
Survey finds that most people have stopped watching Late Night TV shows;  In fact, respondants said they could not pick hosts out of a police lineup
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Sep 2023 at 11:48pm
Want bacon that sizzles itself in the pan? Get your German radioactive boar, now!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/scientists-finally-know-why-germany-s-wild-boar-are-surprisingly-radioactive/ar-AA1gaDon
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Sep 2023 at 11:35pm
Burning Man 2023 is now declared a national emergency by the US government as over 73,000 campers are stranded, sheltering in place in their campsites at event;  Dummies camped out in a desert lakebed, and then the rains came
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Sep 2023 at 6:18am
New York police will use drones to monitor backyard parties this weekend, spurring privacy concerns;  However, some areas won't be covered at all, due to people saying "It would be a shame if sometin' happened to it (the drone), ya know?"
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Aug 2023 at 6:29am
Survey of movie fans finds that they view Spiderman as a whining little biotch;  Film critics tend to agree, pointing out how the masked hero's character has been stereotyped throughout his films
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Aug 2023 at 6:11am
Kleenex tissues, Little Debbie, other major brands being discontinued in Canada;  Nobody is saying why, but gossip is that some juicy scandal is involved

https://globalnews.ca/news/9919384/kleenex-discontinued-canada/?utm_source=notification
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Aug 2023 at 7:13am
Results of the Presidential Infidelities Poll in:  Most people want to see that White House painting of Bill Clinton in the blue dress


Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Aug 2023 at 11:35pm
Microsoft AI lists Ottawa Food Bank as a top-ten must-see tourist destination in Canada;  The AI suggests "visiting on an empty stomach", and to remember to carve your initials into an angry moose before leaving the country

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2023/08/microsoft-ai-suggests-food-bank-as-a-cannot-miss-tourist-spot-in-canada/
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Aug 2023 at 6:23am
Man straps 39 pancakes to his chest to understand his wife's struggle with big boobs;  Picture Note:  She's not that stacked

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/man-straps-39-pancakes-to-his-chest-to-understand-wifes-struggle/news-story/6b476e4d19c84c4879306ea14b1ebd3e?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Aug 2023 at 6:13am
Supermarket shut down due to spider that can cause long, painful erections;  Thousands of men have been arrested trying to break in
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 09 Aug 2023 at 6:05am
Did this happen to you, and you wondered "Why?"  Most relieved to find out that porch pirates weren't involved

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-sneak-some-zucchini-into-your-neighbors-porch-day-august-8/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Aug 2023 at 5:38am
Bungee jumping over sharks banned in four Atlantic states;  Officials worried that it might train the man-eating creatures to leap out of the water for easy snacks
Back to Top
radioandnascarfan View Drop Down
Junior Executive
Junior Executive
Avatar

Joined: 19 Nov 2019
Location: Toledo, OH
Status: Offline
Points: 2545
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote radioandnascarfan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Aug 2023 at 7:25pm
I'd rather have a Friday the 13th than a Monday the 13th myself too.
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 28 Jul 2023 at 6:31am
Today is officially Take Your Houseplants for a Walk Day;  Experts say any day is a great day to walk your plants, but you should always use a leash so they don't get away
Back to Top
MrTim View Drop Down
Ad Exec
Ad Exec
Avatar

Joined: 15 Apr 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 10421
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote MrTim Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 25 Jul 2023 at 7:16am
The blue Twitter bird is now dead, with Elon Musk replacing it with something called 'X';  But, most people will continue going to their favorite XXX sites instead
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  <12345 106>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 11.04
Copyright ©2001-2015 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.348 seconds.