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    Posted: 28 Mar 2010 at 6:15pm
"HEY Y'ALL!!!
 
Just when it seemed safe to turn up the volume...doncha know - a brand-spankin' new Paula Deen commercial comes on, which, of course, sends one into what can best be described as full-blown, severe 'Tourette Syndrome' with rapid artery clogging.
At least, should I hear that drawl in public, I would apologize and use that excuse, rather than ask if everyone in the room is affected in the same manner as myself - just by the sound of her voice...  
 
The NEW commercial isn't available on YOUTUBE, yet...but I found this magnificent old one that starts out exactly the same.
 
A true 'brown bag 3-gagger'.
 
  
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Just watching her show hardens my arteries. If I had to guess, I'd say her cholesterol was in the 300s. Just like her weight.

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She has such a nice cheerful smile. And her accent is cracking me up. I can't even spell how she says ham.
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Hay'im, is as close as I can get.
 
 
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LOL She pronounces it like it has two syllables.

Now I want a hayam sandwich.
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Originally posted by Synesthesia Synesthesia wrote:



Now I want a hayam sandwich.
 
"Hayam" looks like some sort of Kosher ham.  LOL
 
 
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You all saw the news piece around the holidays when a volunteer accidently hit her in the face with one of her "hayams."  I shouldn't have laughed but "dern it," it was funny. Her drawl is so thick that it sounds fake, but I'm pretty sure it is real.  Some people like it but I think it is awful.
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Originally posted by Synesthesia Synesthesia wrote:



Now I want a hayam sandwich.
 
"Hayam" looks like some sort of Kosher ham.  LOL
 
 


Kosher ham! LOL! LOL
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New game: take a drink every time Paula Deen says "y'all".
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Originally posted by Banderboy Banderboy wrote:

New game: take a drink every time Paula Deen says "y'all".
 
Honey, my liver would explode! LOL
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Originally posted by Banderboy Banderboy wrote:

New game: take a drink every time Paula Deen says "y'all".
 
Even I couldn't keep up with that game.
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Just watching her show hardens my arteries. If I had to guess, I'd say her cholesterol was in the 300s. Just like her weight.

 
You never know. I eat total garbage, could care less about losing weight (I am around 320) and my cholesterol is consistantly around 150. My wife on the other hand weighs about 115 lbs, eats organic and never has fast food- her cholesterol is above 200 no matter what she does.
 
However, I do believe Paula Dean may be the first person to ever deep-fry a stick of butter for dessert.
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Originally posted by RichardCranium
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<DIV>However, I do believe Paula Dean may be the first person to ever deep-fry a stick of butter for dessert.</DIV>[/QUOTE RichardCranium
 
However, I do believe Paula Dean may be the first person to ever deep-fry a stick of butter for dessert.
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And she has GOT to own stock in Hellmann's mayonaise. She has a heavy hand when it comes to the mayo and
 
And she has GOT to own stock in Hellmann's mayonaise. She has a heavy hand when it comes to the mayo and butter.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

"HEY Y'ALL!!!
 
Just when it seemed safe to turn up the volume...doncha know - a brand-spankin' new Paula Deen commercial comes on, which, of course, sends one into what can best be described as full-blown, severe 'Tourette Syndrome' with rapid artery clogging.
At least, should I hear that drawl in public, I would apologize and use that excuse, rather than ask if everyone in the room is affected in the same manner as myself - just by the sound of her voice...  
 
The NEW commercial isn't available on YOUTUBE, yet...but I found this magnificent old one that starts out exactly the same.
 
A true 'brown bag 3-gagger'.
 
  



OK PA...You rode my ass about not liking the Chicago accent. Shocked  I will agree that Paula Deen is VERY southern though.  The food in her restaurant "The Lady and Sons" is excellent.
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glad ive never seen this abomination, but smithfield has awesome ham
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I can only imagine what sort of things she will stuff in her "hai-yam" sandwich. DeadDead
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What's up with her bein the voice of Philly Cream Cheese? that don't fit at all.
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Originally posted by MrButler MrButler wrote:

What's up with her bein the voice of Philly Cream Cheese? that don't fit at all.


She's the poster lady for fatty flavor.

It started with butter.
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HAYAM!
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Remember when she got hit in the face with that ham?  "HAYAM COMING ATCHA PAULA!" Embarrassed
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Hey-am ah caypable of cookin anythang without lowds of butter own it?
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Here's the latest abomination



"Love that summah spaah-rul" Pinch  Even my 4 year old can't stand this one
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Paula Deen really loves her butter and All. (It's Oil, but she says that she cooks with "All").
Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

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That accent seems a tad exaggerated...as if it's become part of her schtick and so she's amped it up a notch or three.
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