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    Posted: 26 May 2008 at 1:04am
The girl who appears in the new Vonage ads doing the "bump" against the big bad AT&T-type spokesman is none other than Liz Beckham, who graduated from Otterbein College in Westerville, a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.  She has appeared on four episodes of Chapelle's Show and has apparently made an attempt at becoming the first woman to play in the NFL, wearing #23 for the Oakland Raiders.  (2005 Photo at www.weblo.com). 
 
Liz's Vonage ad is an insult to people like me who DON'T own high-speed Internet and can't even subscribe to Vonage.  The irritating "WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO" music also smacks of something rejected by Bob & Doug MacKenzie's "Great White North" comedy skit on SCTV.  With Vongage nearly on the break of bankruptcy, perhaps these stupid ads will soon come to an end.  Angry
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  Quote IHaveStandards Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 May 2008 at 4:52am
Thanks, 8TS!!! Wondered who she was.
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  Quote BadWX Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 May 2008 at 5:36am
http://www.lizbeckham.com/
 
There is actually one pic on her site where she looks good.  Ah the magic of photoshop.
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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 May 2008 at 5:54am
Vonage commercials were once GREAT!
This girl does nothing for them.
The ditzy blond who wants to go play with the dolphins commercial was a gut-buster; they did those type of commercials really well...should've stuck with them.
 
The Vonage tune actually has been out a while...is part of the soundtrack for John Water's film, 'Pecker'. The group? Rock-A-Teens
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  Quote DirtyD79 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 May 2008 at 4:02pm
Originally posted by PaWolf

Vonage commercials were once GREAT!
This girl does nothing for them.
The ditzy blond who wants to go play with the dolphins commercial was a gut-buster; they did those type of commercials really well...should've stuck with them.
 
The Vonage tune actually has been out a while...is part of the soundtrack for John Water's film, 'Pecker'. The group? Rock-A-Teens
I always heard the song was from the 789s.
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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 May 2008 at 5:25pm
hmmmm...didn't know that, D - first time I heard the 'Woo-Hoo' cut was in 'Pecker' (one of the funniest movies I've seen in ages)...worth a bit of research! Thanks - I'll look into it.
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  Quote irelayer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Jun 2008 at 9:28am
Yeah this commercial really pisses me off, especially because they play it on almost every channel I watch nonstop (TBS, Bravo, Spike, etc...)

The stupid girl is not even attractive, and her smug attitude kind of reminds you how useless a home phone is these days.  Vonage tries to pass on its product as "revolutionary" but I think they've missed the point. We have a home phone and all we get on it is telemarketing calls.

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Originally posted by DirtyD79

I always heard the song was from the 789s.
 
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  Quote 8 Track Single Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jun 2008 at 6:08pm
Originally posted by irelayer

Yeah this commercial really pisses me off, especially because they play it on almost every channel I watch nonstop (TBS, Bravo, Spike, etc...)

The stupid girl is not even attractive, and her smug attitude kind of reminds you how useless a home phone is these days.  Vonage tries to pass on its product as "revolutionary" but I think they've missed the point. We have a home phone and all we get on it is telemarketing calls.

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As someone else mentioned in the other thread devoted to this topic, it will be sheer poetic justice if the big-name phone company guy still has a job while the Vonage girl becomes unemployed.  Or maybe not--perhaps Liz Beckham will try again to become the first woman in the NFL, but what position would she play other than quarterback or place kicker? 
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  Quote powerfunk Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Jun 2008 at 7:01pm
"Actually, 2 million people have already subscribed to Vonage, and I have a worse haircut than any of them."
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  Quote blast-off-girl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jun 2008 at 4:39am
The band is called the 5.6.7.8's and they are the band that's featured in the Vonage commercial.
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  Quote JimA Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jun 2008 at 9:47am
I'm sorry, but what about this commercial is insulting to you or others who DON'T own high-speed Internet?
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  Quote 8 Track Single Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 19 Jun 2008 at 5:35pm
Because Vonage has made itself out to be a "warehouse" club dealing exclusively with people who have high-speed Internet, which is usually a status symbol product reserved for the affluent.  The rest of us poor schmoes have to make do with the lower-cost 56K hookups or do without the Internet.  No wonder only two million people use Vonage. 
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  Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jun 2008 at 12:10am
http://www.consumeraffairs.com/cell_phones/vonage.html
 
Maybe this is why Vonage is flooding the TV with commercials. They need new suckers.
Good Lord, look at all the complaints and lawsuits.Confused 
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  Quote jerkylips Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jun 2008 at 6:37pm
Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Because Vonage has made itself out to be a "warehouse" club dealing exclusively with people who have high-speed Internet, which is usually a status symbol product reserved for the affluent.  The rest of us poor schmoes have to make do with the lower-cost 56K hookups or do without the Internet.  No wonder only two million people use Vonage. 
 
I agree--I also hate those affluent people with status symbols like cell phones & cars newer than 1987.
 
No offense, but high speed internet is a status symbol?  I didn't even know dial-up was still available.  wow...
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  Quote 8 Track Single Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jun 2008 at 7:11pm
Originally posted by jerkylips

Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Because Vonage has made itself out to be a "warehouse" club dealing exclusively with people who have high-speed Internet, which is usually a status symbol product reserved for the affluent.  The rest of us poor schmoes have to make do with the lower-cost 56K hookups or do without the Internet.  No wonder only two million people use Vonage. 
 
I agree--I also hate those affluent people with status symbols like cell phones & cars newer than 1987.
 
No offense, but high speed internet is a status symbol?  I didn't even know dial-up was still available.  wow...
 
The cost of 56K hookups, such as NetZero, PeoplePC, AOL and EarthLink range anywhere from $7.95 to $22.95 a month.  With high-speed DSL, the cost is usually around $49.95 or more monthly, plus you have to purchase a special modem--which may cost around $100 at the least--to establish service.
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Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Originally posted by jerkylips

Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Because Vonage has made itself out to be a "warehouse" club dealing exclusively with people who have high-speed Internet, which is usually a status symbol product reserved for the affluent.  The rest of us poor schmoes have to make do with the lower-cost 56K hookups or do without the Internet.  No wonder only two million people use Vonage. 
 
I agree--I also hate those affluent people with status symbols like cell phones & cars newer than 1987.
 
No offense, but high speed internet is a status symbol?  I didn't even know dial-up was still available.  wow...
 
The cost of 56K hookups, such as NetZero, PeoplePC, AOL and EarthLink range anywhere from $7.95 to $22.95 a month.  With high-speed DSL, the cost is usually around $49.95 or more monthly, plus you have to purchase a special modem--which may cost around $100 at the least--to establish service.
 
I don't get offended watching BMW or Mercedes commercials because I'm a schmoe that can't afford one.Confused
Vonage can get away charging less because they piggy-back on someone else's cable lines. They don't have wires and poles to maintain like the phone company.
BTW. They make DSL.........costs around $20......give or take.Wink
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  Quote Wild Starchild Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Jun 2008 at 9:38pm
I got highspeed, but it was because I am an impatient bastard who WILL shoot a f**king computer if the sumbitch don't hurry the f**k up!! LOL I have highspeed but I don't see as how it has made me any more popular than I ever was and I am certainly not made of money.
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I'd just like to see and hear Ms. Beckham with that haircut saying 'get me those puppies'.
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Originally posted by DirtyD79

Originally posted by PaWolf

Vonage commercials were once GREAT!
This girl does nothing for them.
The ditzy blond who wants to go play with the dolphins commercial was a gut-buster; they did those type of commercials really well...should've stuck with them.
 
The Vonage tune actually has been out a while...is part of the soundtrack for John Water's film, 'Pecker'. The group? Rock-A-Teens
I always heard the song was from the 789s.
 
Scottish cartoon punk band The Revillos did the song in the late 70's.  They called it Yeah Yeah.
 
 
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Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Originally posted by jerkylips

Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Because Vonage has made itself out to be a "warehouse" club dealing exclusively with people who have high-speed Internet, which is usually a status symbol product reserved for the affluent.  The rest of us poor schmoes have to make do with the lower-cost 56K hookups or do without the Internet.  No wonder only two million people use Vonage. 
 
I agree--I also hate those affluent people with status symbols like cell phones & cars newer than 1987.
 
No offense, but high speed internet is a status symbol?  I didn't even know dial-up was still available.  wow...
 
The cost of 56K hookups, such as NetZero, PeoplePC, AOL and EarthLink range anywhere from $7.95 to $22.95 a month.  With high-speed DSL, the cost is usually around $49.95 or more monthly, plus you have to purchase a special modem--which may cost around $100 at the least--to establish service.


I have high speed cable...I negotiated a price that suits me.  Of course I've been a customer of the company since 1980.  No cost for the modem.
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  Quote JimA Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jun 2008 at 10:09am
Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Originally posted by jerkylips

Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Because Vonage has made itself out to be a "warehouse" club dealing exclusively with people who have high-speed Internet, which is usually a status symbol product reserved for the affluent.  The rest of us poor schmoes have to make do with the lower-cost 56K hookups or do without the Internet.  No wonder only two million people use Vonage. 
 
I agree--I also hate those affluent people with status symbols like cell phones & cars newer than 1987.
 
No offense, but high speed internet is a status symbol?  I didn't even know dial-up was still available.  wow...
 
The cost of 56K hookups, such as NetZero, PeoplePC, AOL and EarthLink range anywhere from $7.95 to $22.95 a month.  With high-speed DSL, the cost is usually around $49.95 or more monthly, plus you have to purchase a special modem--which may cost around $100 at the least--to establish service.
 
My monthly DSL is nowhere near $49.95 a month, and I didn't need anything added to my computer.  I'm one of those people who doesn't have the patience to sit and wait for new content. I guarantee you that I am not affluent.
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  Quote AntD919 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Jun 2008 at 6:34pm
While the commercial itself is inane and mindless, it's the amount of times I have seen this steaming pile of turd that is driving me nuts! I can't remember a single commercial from as far back as I can recall that has gotten more air time on more different channels than this. As soon as I hear that cheap little xylophone jingle at the onset I can start to taste bile in my throat. Dead Don't TV programmers worry about commercials actually driving away viewers??? When this commercial comes on I change the channel, maybe I find my way back, maybe I don't....
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  Quote fourstringdrums Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jun 2008 at 4:39am
No. I honestly think that as much as we might hate and despise some commercials, they achieve the ultimate goal of every person who has made a commercial: You remember it. What good is a commercial if you see it, go "meh.." and don't think about it again. No, you need a commercial that is going to piss you off and ruin your week. THAT is something you're going to remember.

Unfortunately, the commercials that piss you off do so entirely so much that you don't want to buy/try the product because it will just remind you of the commercial :-D
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  Quote ironwolf56 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 24 Jun 2008 at 2:01am
Originally posted by jerkylips

Originally posted by 8 Track Single

Because Vonage has made itself out to be a "warehouse" club dealing exclusively with people who have high-speed Internet, which is usually a status symbol product reserved for the affluent.  The rest of us poor schmoes have to make do with the lower-cost 56K hookups or do without the Internet.  No wonder only two million people use Vonage. 
 
I agree--I also hate those affluent people with status symbols like cell phones & cars newer than 1987.
 
No offense, but high speed internet is a status symbol?  I didn't even know dial-up was still available.  wow...


Sure my mother lives in a town where all you can get is dial-up (and 28k max not even 56k).
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