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Lawyers and what they tell you

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    Posted: 23 Jan 2010 at 4:10am
We have a commercial here for Sam Bernstein who says the best thing a friend can do for an injured friend is tell him to get a lawyer ( me <---Sam ).
  
NO the best thing a friend can do is be there for his friend!  Support him if the injury is very bad and don't leave their side!  Screw you to hell Sam  I'm so glad you have a f'd up family the Lord must have known your heart is all about as much money as you can get your devil paws on.

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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Jan 2010 at 6:18pm
We have a new one...two ladies relaxing with refreshments, on the veranda. One lady tels the other how she came home to find her husband in their bed with another woman.
 
Conversation goes something like this...
 
"YOU NEED to get <Lawyer's.Name> right away, throw the worthless husband out and take him for everything he's got!"

"...uh, REALLY? Well, O.K. then!"

<lawyer steps in>
 
"DON'T get hurt...blah..blah...blah...I'LL GET YOU EVERYTHING...blah...blah...blah..."
 
Now this guy is strictly a divorce lawyer...and I'm thinkin' he prefers to represent WOMEN.

The commercial gives me nightmares; this guy LIVES to screw up others' lives...(even though chances are good they earned it). Thing that really bothers me - what's to keep a woman from making a false accusation and having this guy rip up someone's life? 

 

 
 
 
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