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Toxic Faucet
♫Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!♫
The Unflushed Toilet Bowls
I Lost on Jeopardy!
The Uranated Bathtubs
Pink Elepant Car Wash
2,458,770 Films to Live For
The Regurgitated Douches
Star Trek Watchtower
That's Not the Question!
Ultraviolet Farts
Vomited Enemas
Crushed Plastic Garbage Can
Used Cigerette Stubs
Vaccume - Masters of Enemabag Metal
Wheel of Destitution
Learning is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Work. Cry. Shrink.
Refrigerated H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws 
Boiling Hot Urine
Premenstrual Jack-O-Lanterns
Spooky Flashlight
Small Town of 1,053,000
Silver Shamrock SUCKS!!!
Liquid Helium II
Fridge - Masters of Ice Cold Jazz
The Micturition Stoves
Stomping on Beer Bottles
Coffee Cup Psoriasis
Weenus
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Inseminator
Ballpoint Penis
Q the Ordinary
Flameless Candle
Whitelight Cat Pee Detector
Uranated Bulls
Warp Core Breach in Progress!!!
Fleming Valve Nads
Rotating Clock of Doom
Witches Tasty Broo
Positron Poo
Antiprotons from Heaven
Antineutrinos from Purgatory
Antileptons from H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Antitachyons from...Somewhere
The New Ball & Chain
Alert! Alert! Massengill Sector 256 Player 254 to Enema Stations!
Tripod with Five Legs
Alyme!!! Alyme!!!
Pray for the Clouds
Caught in a Mosharmpit
Disenchanted Firebugs
We Put the Fun back in Funeral
We Put the Die back in Diode
We Put the Fun back in Dysfunctional
Firebug Majick
Opaque LED Day Lights
There's a Firefly Setting Dipsty Dumpsters Ablaze!
Murder for Rent
What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
O, That's What Happened to the Light Bulbs!
Cockroaches in the Urinator
Your Home: Superfund Site
Homo Alone
Commiting 1st Degree Murder on Two Avifaunal Life Forms with One Sedimentary, Metamorphic, or Igneous Sample
Gasoline in the Toilet
Diet is Die with a "T"
Bloody Tampons Floating in the Toilet
Unsanitary Napkin Hooplah
Grasser Hopper
160.57 Decibel Cricket
UVA Infrared Bulb
Burning Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Urinous Amber
Resinous Vomit
Rabbit Fecal Pellets
Gooseneck Shiites
Miracle Dick
How Bad is Our Urine?
Sweat Glands Suck!
Pee Trap Micturition
Nursery Cryme
TV Defecation
A Rat Stole My Shoes
My Socks have Holes
Urine Fever
Using Beer Bottles as Defecators
Pattern Buffer Disaster
Pitons of Destruction
Screwdriver of Chocolate
Watch your Braining!
Overflowing Sock Drawer
Soul Inhibitor
Quantum Phase Homosexuality
Ponn Farr Flatulence
The Ritual Wristwatches
That Incessant Psychobabble
Tinkle Tantrum
3-In-1 Rat Pellet Detector
Instinctual Micturition
Poisonous Blanket
Redlight Dog Piss Detector
Requiem for A47
866-66-SLOWER, You Got the Red Light!
Potty Vegetable
Prototype Number Zero Zero Zero One is Ready to Receive an Ass Beating
The Potty Factory
Leggo Eiffel Tower Toppler
Spin the Octogon!
Toxic Furnace
Is it Erin or Aaron?
Hockey Ball
The Sink is Clogged!
Mouldy Bathtub
The Beer is Squirrely!
A Keg does Not have a Bunghole
Waterford Plastic
The Peetoons
Air Rats
Ground Whales
Concentrated Moose Spittle
Swiming with a Bisquit
Whack the King!
Sandtoilet Paper
Let Me Axe You a Question
Your Neutrinos are Drifting
Piss Blanket
Lincoln Log Extinction
Leggo Exterminator
Tinkertoy Trash
Etch-A-Sketch Extraction
Dental Rabies
Poisonous Rollator
UVA IR LED
Lensatic Nonadjustable Bed
Plastic Cat Toilet
P&V (Urine and Acetic Acid)
My Lederhosen are Toxic
Liquid Cobalt
Frying Brains in a Skillet
Ding! Dong! The Urinal's Dead!
Dimes in Your Gloves
The March of Nickels
Cantaloupes of Wrath
Jackass-O-Lantern
Hilloween
Backward "W"
Compound Em
Not UL Listed
Zoloft Enema
Prozac Douche
Prilosec OTC Columbarium
Wooden Door Micturition
Run, Elephant Run!
Ding! Dong! The Witch is Alive!
Monaural Sound in Stereo
Moving In Binarual
Stereo Cat Turds
Max Gimme HEADroom
 
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Mmmmm, This Boob Meat is Yummy!
Owe the IRS? You're Screwed!!!
The Chick Shiek
Re Tire Mint
Tammy from The Magic Toaster Game is a Lezzy!
Dead Christmas Tree Vacuum
Drop and Give Me 2,458,770!!!
The Wish Foundation is for Fatsos! (***NOT*** to be confused with the "Make a Wish Foundation"!!!)
Somebody's Knocking the Doorbell
The Envelopes are Micturating
Sapphire Slippers
Citrus Burns
Rhymes with Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Sniffing at Busted Bulbs
Rechargeable Fleet Enemas
Quantum Fashions for Single Mastectomies
Administering Corporal Punishment to a Primate (spanking the monkey)
Faggot Blue Whale
Incendiary Perspiration
Grapefruit Orgasm
The Extension Cords are Squeaky
Gay Light Sockets
Lesbian RJ44 Telephone Receptacles
Bisexual Electrical  Connection
Perspiring Writer
Infant Bug Collector
Armpit Pustules {ewwww ick!!!}
Unicycle with Three Wheels
Exterminator Breath
Urinal Micturition
TV Guideposts
Circus Circus Circus Circus
Those Blue Things on the Wall are Peeing
The Sleep Hard Loan
Muddy Sweat Puddles in the Street
Fatal Alka Seltzer Plus
Cuisinart Infection
Rubbing our Asses on the Rug
Author Author, You Bastard!!!
Runny Waffles
Ham Sandwich Mucous
What's That Noise?!?
1,053,500 Day 1,053, 499 Night Vacation
Getting Quotes 31,054,500 at a Time
Skid Marks on the Toilet Seat
Pop Can Ulcer
Pinano Pissano Peeano Piano
Flammable Alkaline Metal
Class "D" Fire Starter
Urinous Carrot
Ronko Dino Slicer
The Barney Urinator Screen
Enzyme Stew
1.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
2.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
3.PUSSWHIP'D/TDM
Grits are Wierd
"X"Marks Your Nose
Tennis, Antibody
Piss Stains on the Urinator
Holosystolic Mumble
Smoke Gets in Your Ears
Hello...I'm Fred Necrosis
Behind Clothes Drawers
Micturition Pineapple
Urine Glass Marbles
Lesbian Sweat
PEE ON, PEE WATERBUG
You Gotta Work on Your Put-Down Technique
Off the Ropes
Blu-ray Laser Diode Enuresis
The Autourination Spuds
Potty Animals
Tampax Motherf**ker of Pearl
FreedHem Zit Medication
Proactiv Hemmorhoid Medication
Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Soda Pop
Summer's Eve brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Candy Bar
Fecal Raspberries
Fresnel Lens Butter
Radioactive Glowing Rocks in My Sock Drawer
Drag Queen Latifa
My Unfave Five
Lava Lamp Poo
Anal Grapes of Wrath
TriLight MCMLXXX
Tempest® in a Urinator
Carbonated Hamsters
Brain Stem Transplant Failure
Cinderella Mopping the Floor
Worth as Much as a Leaking Bag of Garbage
Drinking Mouldy Cool-Aid
Uranated Stegasaurus
Epinephirine Junkies
Water Addicts
"C" Movie
Dinosaur Princess
Viva Eñemabags
Fruit Loops for Homos
Urochrome for Lezzies
Hudson Tells Nothing!
Toilet Cat
Venting Your Bladder
Celery Flatulence
Brownish-Black Sinks
Backwater Enema
Frogs in the Sewer
Womanhole Cover
The Main Drag Queen
Paramedic Brutality
Some Squeaky Creature
Sonic Y
Dr. Eggman is Cool
Side Effects may include Bunghole-Emptying Laughter
Spiderwoman
Batman's Partner is a Faggot!!!
Chaos Control is Fantastic!
Turn the Volume Up to 47!!!
The Chaos Ruby
The Dangerous Typewriter
Saturn on Hell
  
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Mythconfirmers
Bulletproof Popcycle
Quarter Power to the Life Ray!
Deep Space Forty Seven
Disposable Rechargeable Batteries
Evaporated Enema Solids
Budweiser is Piss Water
Dress the Deceased
Steve Roll
Heinekin is Whimpy
Taking Your Life into Your Own Hands
Hot Water Cooler
The Streetlights are Peeing
You *CAN* Unflush a Toilet
You Can Tuna Fish but You Can't Tuna Pinano
Fresnel Lens Cumbags
Empty the Dirtbag...Not the One in the Vacuum!
Ogi Ogas Wins Grand Slam!!!
Pair a Dime Shift
Beware I Live!!!
The Charmin TP Bears use Newspaper
Undump Your Unfeather Unduster!
The Toilet's On Fire
Eeeekkk!!! A giraffe!!!
Take Valtrex Even if You Don't have Genital Herpes
HeadOn...Apply Direc{gunshot!!!}
Lose Bragging Wrongs
Busted Chainsaw Bastages
Skate Punks
Sodium Vapour Lamp Micturition
Epsilon Queers
The Sour Milkmen
Bleeding from Your Ears
Wake up Dead in a Plywood Bed Six Feet from the Rest of Your Life
Gimme some Goopenthol!
Death from Massenguillotine
Oblivion
Faggot Piss
Kitty Cat Ambush
Eardrum Sweat
Bowler's Piss
Ding, Dong, Ditch {also a prank that some Trick-Or-Treaters do on Halloween}
Radiometer of Rath
Source One Sux!!!
Housewife Doormat
The Relaxed Ombushers {sp. intentional}
Deadly Keyboard Venom
Neuroleptic Shock Therapists
Electric Ice Cube Warmer
Bloody Tampaxes in the Wastepaperbasket
Housecat Assassin
Fireplug Micturition
Freezing Furnace
Bad Rat!!! Shame!!!
Running a Sink
Filling the Bath Chamber
Where's Month #13 on this Calendar?
Plunging a Toilet
Pie Alfa Knew
Fag Bracelet
♫To-Lye-Ett...It's the Thing You Shit In!♫ {sung to the tune of "Lowrider"}
Tuberculosis of the Gonads
STOP! Or I'll Shoot the Urinator!!!
Sucking Up Busted Light Bulbs with a Hoover
Rosarem Keeps You Awake
Space Abhors a Vacuum Cleaner
This Electrolux Really Sux!
Poisonous Insulators
STOP!!! Or I'll leave the Toilet Unflushed!!!
Uranated Glass Marbles {yes, they really *DO* exist!!! I've got some!}
Folding Dog Poop on the Lawn
Luggable Fleming Valve Calculator
You Might be a Faggot If...
Dominator
Pogo Josephine
Master of the Refrigerators
Rat Turds in the Marinator
Tennis Ball Testicles
Disk Space Abhors a Vacuum
There's a Rainbow Flag on My Car
Cancer of the Shower Nozzle
Rinky Dinky!
Tungsten Carbide Puppies
Toilet Hanpenis (John Hancock)
Drinking Glass Micturition
Fused Carbon Kittens
Lava Dark
iDark Speakers
Say Hello to My Little Enemy!
Control Spires of Love
Monument of H8RED
Leaving the Sink Unflushed
I said the Enema, Not the Enema!
Milkshake of Destitution
The Hostest with the Mostest
Unpleasant Urinous Liver Odour
Effexor XR Makes You Kill Yourself
Ikkakumon's Horn will Kill You!
Famlie Fyood
Regis in the Electric Chair
Rowenta Makes Ironing Fun?
Hefty 'One Billion Zip' Garbage Bags
Hasta La Vista Snuggles Bear...Down the Shitbowl You Go!!!
Alarm Clock Feces
Dragonfly Micturition
Pill Bottle Sweat
Flashlight Spam
Your Dreams Don't Miss You!
Just go through that Zanax Detector
{telephone incessantly ringing} Answer That, You Cocksucker!!!
Eternal Darnation
H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws in a Handbasket
Cockroaches in the Sink
Lyre Lyre Pants on Fyre {sp. intentional}
Cinerary Urns
The Crawling Vermicular Life Forms
Wet Columbarium
Cable TV is Tyrannical
Fragile Banister
The Old Used-Up Douches
There's Something about Insemination
Radiator Flatulence
Lambs to the "Slotter" {sp. intentional}
Freezer Log
Chimney Ice Cubes
Mood Ring of Intoxication
Tyrant of the Airwaves
Dead Cats in the Bicycle Path
Shaver of Loneliness
Frying like a Birdie on a Wire
Wiped Out!
Coalescent Enema
Constable Odo is a Faggot
Who the F is Siddig El Fadil?
It's 11:00...Do You Know where Your Water Is?
Fat Dog
Squishee Farts
Wake Up Screaming
The TVA Light Bulb Destructor 

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Urinous Marigolds
Pissed (angry) Pajamas
The Gold Club is *NOT* Free!!!
Afterbirth on Toast (that's pizza)
Vacuum Cleaner Destructors
Green Laser Pointer of Death
Kinky Sons of Bitches
The Nonhirsute Monkeys
Spanking the Stove
Get Down on Your Waist!!!
Making Ice Cubes in the Oven
What Happened to the Chandelier?
Flap on the Bottom like PJs
I Promise...You *WILL* Miss the Stanes
Sweat Puddles Behind Your Ears
Think Hard so You don't Strain Something!
The Pissed-In Urinators
War is H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
"Phavourite" "Dotter"  {sp. intentional}
Transistor Destructor
Nonphat Refrigerator
Garbage Water
Uronium in the Mattress
Pail Ryder
Diamonds are *NOT* Forever
Scotchguard my Heart
Let's go get Hammered at the Bar!
A Cold Day in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Committing Uricide
The Toilaflexors
Some Bogus Pisson
Urinal Defecation
Astral Eddy Micturition
WHDFXUP with Bidets
Ben Winkler Looks Fucked Up!
Corona Light Weighs as much as a Regular Beer
Papa Murphys Delivers...NOT!!!
Distant Origin
Hit Your Head playing Paresi Squares!
Fire Down the Tractor Beam
Uricision of Love
Suicide-Resistant Urinator/Shower
Carpet Roaches
Getting Stoned on Parsnips
The Rat is Incontinent
Flying into a Neutron Star
The Graviton Ellipse is Your Friend
Shattered Cool Aide Pitchers
Vacuum Anus
Making a Deal with the Devil
Chronowerx uses Old ICs
Church in H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
If You're Under 18, Zymbalta makes You Commit Suicide!
That 10's Show
Poopy Poopy Diapers!!!
Enemabag Towel
The Bathtub is Your Toilet!
Frozen Used Douches
All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
Floor Lamp Mess
Bunghole Paper Toilets
Worst...Enema...EVER!!!
Molten Popcycle
Chainsaw ATV
1.47 Gram Test Kite String
Who Busted out of Prison?
Bungsnoidial Donkey
Wild West Jailbreak
Lockpick of Death
Zamboni Emesis
Rechargeable Light Globes
Tonight...Long Stick Goes Boom!!!
Strokeman Strokeman!
Drink Cow Piss for Lowered Cholesterol
Motorcycle Porkbellies
BK Precision Candle
Smashing Toilets with Ball Peen Hammers
Kick Bowling Balls with Slippers On
Air Powered Kicker
Superhuman Dishwasher
Flashing Cursor of Destitution
Shooting the Dummy's Skull
Just Fucking Rediculous!!!
McToke: The Drug (smoking) Dog
Micturating Cabbage Butterfly Larvae
Throwing BBs at Mosquitos
Silence of the Silverfish
Those Dragonfly Larvae can Fly
The Screamapillars
Phoney McRing
Ajax Facial Cleanser
Take These Chains Off
Peeing in a Coffee Filter
Licking the Wrong Side of a Stamp
Smells like Geriatric Urine
Venomous Sphinx Moth Caterpillars
Taking Chemicals on the Promenade
Class VII Plasma Storm
Garutie Death Lite
Micturition of Faggots
Emesis of Lezzies
Lacrimation of Bisexualz
Camera Insemination
Radio Lactation
RDS (Restless Dick Syndrome)
Most People Don't Know how Good or Bad Their Urine Is
Dawn...and Grease is Broken
Taking the Music Back
Chainsaw Lactation
Urinous Coffee
Sour Sugar
Storage Shed Sweat
Dickwhipped Cream
Soggy Molten Pizza
Eating Out of the Garbage Can
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You Wear High Tops on you Ears
Alligator Pee
Dead Whales in the Highway
Tincture of Valtrex
Santa Flush
Being a Big Douche
Being a Medium Colostomy Bag
Being a Small Enema
Light Bulbs Sucked up the Vacuum
What's That CrunchyD POST-MENSTRUAL DOUCH Sound?!?
Urineproof Barrier
Hello Ooze
Goodbye Sea-Bond
Busted Dentures
Coffeepot Micturition
The Old Testicle & Rope
Squeaky Mouses
Shitting in the Coffeepot!
The Adrenal Glands Suck
Do Naa Light tha Candle!!!
What's that Squeaky Noise Behind the Toilet?
Did I Hear You Incorrectly?
Free Urine Test
Spittle in a Dixie Cup
Dog Pee Catharsis
Windproof Flashlight
Chowing Down on Sea Urchins
Spiny Lobefish on the Menu
Shooting Starfish
Tower of Greediness
"C" is Never a Consonant
Snapping Off Spark Plugs
Growing Effeminate Facial Hair
Thin Girls have Cellulite
Grey Hair Toiletries
Cupboard Defecation
The Dog Water Dish has Pee in It!
Who Busted the Coffeepot?
Some Psycho Stole My Underwear
RCS (Restless Cock Syndrome)
Vanilla Cleanax
They're Not Buzzers!!!
What's Wrong with the Doorknob?
EEEEK!!! A Camel!!!
Hiding from the IRS
Bloody Q-Tips on the Floor
Sneaking Out of the Bar
Dichon Alpha is Really BRIGHT!!!
Relax the Ombusher
Data is Not an Android
Data is Not a Robot
Stealing Booze
Moose on the Expressway
Carpet Urination
The Klash Zone
Screen Door Venom
Peeps are Microwaveable...NOT!!!
Trident Gum gives You Rabies
All I Want for Christmas is Depends!
Pissing on the Third Rail
Legpit Puddles
Foul Penile Odour
Flaccid Fingers
Boner of the Neck
Cardiac Erection
Butterfly Micturition
Moth Emesis
Light Bulbs in Bicycle Spokes
Deadbolt Feces
Amperstand {sp. intentional}
Are You & Chuck Homosexicles? {sp. intentional}
RPS (Restless Prick Syndrome)
RPS (Restless Penis Syndrome)
RFS (Restless Fingers Syndrome)
RNS (Restless Neck Syndrome)
Vacuum Brain
Think with Your Dick
Nocturnal Wood
Babie Phat
Asshole Candy
Scotopic Touch
Viva Enemañata
Stahr Campain
Maid of Dishonour
Cool Whip Enema
Chewing on Christmas Lights
Light Bulb in the Turkey
Baby Tornado Micturition
Giraffe Vaginas
Pussywhipped Cough Syrup
Heavy Metal Tallahassee
Pee Root Vegetable
Black-Nosed Pees
Pissing on a Carpet Nail
Seattle
Lacrimation of Radios
Testicles Smashed with Rebar
Give that Amish a Piñata
Leaking Vacuum Cleaner Bags
Kitten Boner
Cephalic Alkalosis
Foul Stomach Contents
Our Urine is Purple
Airplane Dentition
MedaKair Part F
Cub Poop
Black Screen TV
Toilet Lactation
Facial Enuresis
Sad Cleanax
Dickwhipped Tylenol
The Funnel is Flooded!
Goat the Tolet {as my grandmother used to say}
Puffs Minus
Duresel: The Silver Top Battery
Tornado Hunters are Faggots
The Michelin Man is a Tiresexual!
Puppy Dog Insemination
Supercell Enuresis
The Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
Total Eclipse of the Fart
Vicious Birthday
Vaccuummning the Toliets {sp. intentional}
The Crapweasels
Venomous Carpet
Bear Hibernation Enuresis
Tin Can Prison
The Price is Wrong
Envenomated by a Tiger
This Yacht Smells like Snail Pee
Try All 31,054,500 Great Flavours!
Rye Bread has Tarragon Seeds
Hamburger Harmer Microwave Sextuplets
That Little Person Inside You is a Douchebag!
Brain Excersize Gym Rat
Work while you Play
You're Ugly!!! Waiting Long?
1-800-BAR-ALLL
Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat!
Why would a Dog Eat another Dog?
The Princess and the Pee
Playing Hooky from the Bathroom
Fetal Matter in the Champagne
Nonphosphor Black LEDs
Fishslapped!
The Rats are Adorable
Pneumatic Device
Writes in Blood Ink
Urine on the Rocks
Torx Bit Crescent Wrench
Somebody Ate the Cat!
A Nose in Need Deserves Toilet Paper Indeed!
The Herbal Essences Shampoo Lady is a SLUT!!!
The Minnesota Hacksaw Massacre
His Wishes could make a Genie Crawl Back in its Bottle
Sofa Micturition
The Urinebed Sprung a Leak!
50,000 Watts of Power Picking at Each Brain
The Gorton Fisherman's Boat Sank
 
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Honey, Fill the Lacrimationbed!!!
As Valuable as a Popped Enablex Balloon
Binary Pulsars are Kewl!!!
Lab Rats that Fight Back
The Corrigans
Furniture Meltdown
Stargate SG-047
Stuffed Crust Couches
Chair Potato
Downie Fabrik Hardener
If you see "G-H-T" then Shit Yourself!
Credebit Card
Potty Yam
Cuisinart Hoars
Santa down the Furnace Chimney
Malomyotismon is Super!!!
Togemon's a Lezzy
Mosquito Larvae Wriggling in Your Beer
Cheeze Fud {sp. intentional}
Old Beer in the Wall
Another Bottle down the Hall
Spaghetti and Flatulence
Paper or Paper?
♫All in All You're Just Another Urinal in the Wall!♫
Blood Plasma Laser
Gooey Bricks
Superglue Wicket
Franklin Stonerbear Likes Pot!
He Keeps Hanging Down
Bleeding Bleeding Hearts
That Flashlight Peed All Over My Socks
Barefoot in Busted Glass
It's Late and Someone Busted the Cool-Aide Pitcher!
Mourningcloak Butterfly Larvae are Strange
Evil Catterpods
Locusts...They'll Destroy Bajor!!!
Butterflies are Wierd
The Magic Toaster is rather Queer (You Can Smell It With Your Ear)
The Owl is Unwise
Grift of the Maggie
Dragonfly Larvae in Your Pepsi
Plush Tadpoles
Uranated Cauliflower
Teapot of Destitution
Threadbare Automobile
Every Ciss Ends with Cay
GREETINGS, SHOWER BEASTS.... {From the C=64 computer demo "Mag Factor Three" that I wrote in mid-November 1992}
Urinous Showerhead
Roll-AIDS
Spider in your Soup
You Got Your Peanut Butter in My Coke!!!
♫Dooooo Theeeee Puuuu Syyyyy  Whippppp!!!♫
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Waiter, There's a Soup in My Bug!
Spider Under the Table
There Was Pee in My Coffee!
Carbonated Gerbils
Oxygenated Plutonium
Would You Like some Coffee with Your Sugar?
Super Salt Bear
Oven of Destitution
Bathtub Spigot Micturition
I Figured Out Blue Clues!!!
Venomous Rental Wheelchair
Fridge Bottom Stuphing
Cupboard Flatulence
Partial Eclipse of the Dryer
Poisonous Light Bulbs
Exveemon's V-Laser is Ineffectual at Best
Cat in a Burning Grocery Bag
Spilling Beans
My Lil' Forgetter
Baby Scorpions & Rhinocerous Beetle Grubs (Larvae)
Tarantula Defecation
Radiance of the Testicles
Annular Eclipse of the Ass
Why, Motherfucker? Ain't a Black Man Allowed to Carry His Own Toilet?!?
RepHresh Pussy Cleaner is Pussywhipped
Black Widows are Spectacular
Med-4-Graveside
Tiny Nippleless Boobs
Fuck the Majik Toestor {sp. intentional}
Home-4-Med
Money in the Garbage
Debby Meyer's Everrotten Black Bags
Drinking from the Port-O-Let
Busted Scooters
Burning Electrical Odour
Got a Torn Dollar in My Pocket
The Steering Column's Flooded
Milk in the Gasoline
Urine Parsnip
Stepping on Dead Pepsi Wrenches
Eu de Armpit {pee you!!!}
Eu de Toilette {Eu de WHAT?!?}
Cockroach Poop in the Eggs
Used Ketchup in the Lawn
That Talking Cool-Aide Pitcher is So Gay!
Ho, Ho, HOOOOOLY SHHHIIIITTT!!!
I've been Sitting on the Toilet!
Poopoo in the Urinators
That Sink is Queer!
Washing Machine Flatulence
Busted Pencil
Leaky Fountain Penile Instrument
The YuleHightides
Dripping Dog Water
Kandiosity of Kops

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Spittle Sysop
Shower Beasts of Burden
Pepsi Boogers
Coca-Cola Snot
The Nanites are all Squeaky
JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! JERRY!!! 
Buckeyballs of Destruction
Sleeping in the Same Bed
Oscilloscope of H8RED
Screaming Pee!
Boner of Contention
Work it In
Who the Baby Daddy?
He's a Couchwetter!
Nowadays, You Gotta have Toilet Paper
The Dining Table's Burning
The Chairs are Soaked with Pee
Fizzy Scorpions 
 
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Douchy Tarantulas
Who Fell Off the Showerhead of Knowledge?
Diarhhea of the Faucet
Fireplace Lacrimation
Who's the Fat Chick?
Pussyface!
Sleeping in Buckminster Fullerenes
Camel Urine Enema
Your Cellular Phoney is Ringing!
Waiter, My Soup is Dry
Dillhole!
Bungnocker
Consume Urination & Insemination @ the Semen Bar!
Buttknocker
Dickweed
Fartknocker
Blue Whale Snot
The Onions are Crying
Concentrated Camel Saddles
Beowolf is Gosh
Sailboat Insemination
Denaturating the Kitty Cat
We Be Toys
The Hirogen H8 Diplomacy
The Nasonex Bee is Truly a FAGGOT!!!
Trident Watermelon Twist: A Mouth's Worst Enemy
Octopussy is a LEZZY!!!
Nonphat Stove
I Gotta Drop a Stool
In Need of Psychotectic Treatments
You're Supposed to Pee on It!
Crisper Drawer Perspiration
Who Let the Rat Out?
Fried Munchies
Pulitzer Prize for Sewer Grates
Drop a What?
Pinch a Loaf?!?
Ancient Romans Looked Like FAGGETS!!!
O Nooooo!!! The Wench Slipped!!!
Stop and Change Light Bulbs
Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation!
Romulans are Wussies
Atari Computers are Pieces of Shit
Commodore Computers are #1
Let's Play Chickensplat!
Marinator Micturition
Ambush of the Kitty Cats
31,054,500 Smoke
Bad Urine!!! Go Down the Toilet!!!
Rat in the Meatloaf
Business Card Paper Cut
The Carburetor on the Bus goes Suck Suck Suck!
Spiriva Makes You go Poo-Poo
Labia-Slapping those Assholes!!!
Pencil with Wings
Flying Books
Newspaper Feces
Gum Insemination
Use That Ballwasher Very Carefully!
Bitten by an Armpit Viper
Honda Civic CVCCVCVVCVCC
Ladybugs are Brie
TV is a Vast Waste...er..uh...USED DOUCHE
The Nerds are Flammable
Whipped-Ass Niacin
If I Get Sick the Toilet is Near!
{Above the TP dispenser} "Betchya You Can't Use Just One"
It's Early and Somebody Busted the Ashtray
Anubis is a Butthole!!!
Apophis Sounds like Armpit Sweat :(
Peeing in the Punchbowl
The Theraflu Ghost
There's a Worse Bulb
Piñator is Brie
Going Bye-Bye in the Car
360° Knife
Lock the Cash Box
Hey, Assmunch!!!
Clorel Sounds like Bleach
Stop the Catbox
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Hot Gazpacho
The Spittle has Crystallised
Jaywalking for Jesus
Pray for H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
Good Fences make for Lousy Neighbours
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Shut that Car Alarm Up
As the Earth Behind You Reeks
Cum Kleen
B.O.Douriser
Bad Dog!!!
A****e C****a Bites!!!
I Vant to Ddink Your Spumm {yes, some fartknocker actually said this to me
(and used this pronounciation) when I was 16 or 17 in Juneau AK. USA}
First Avenue Self Service Center
Rat Pellet Extacy
Wilted Asparagus Spears
We are Not Carbonated Elephants!!!
Partying in Bumf**k Egypt
"Flourescent" "Penuses" {sp. intentional}
Arid Extra-Wet Perspirant
Sysop of Heaven
Igneous Micturition
Metamorphic Urination
Sedimentary Potty
Vaccume: Masters of Molten Metal
Coyotes Howling at the Sun
Drinking from a Urinator
Big Bucks to Buy a New Barium Enema
Small Bucks to Buy a Used Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche
Barking at the Doorknob
The Statue of Slavery
Why do Bagpipes Sound Like That?
Dr. Pecker and Splice in the Pop Machine
♫Campbells...Tomato Soup...Impossibilities!!!♫
Who Peed in the Newspaper Machine?
O no, the Cupboard is Flooded!
Give That Amish a Busted Popcycle Stick
Drinking Empty Bottles of Mickey's Big Mouth
Penny Sysops
Uncut a Tomato
Unflush a Toilet
Unshatter a Window
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Syrup of Puke
It's Midday and Someone Busted the Shopping Carts
Chocolate-Covered Sysops
Buying a Fast-Cooker
Skid Marks on the Urinator
Preparation-A Stops Killer Assteroids {note sp.}
Preparation-C Stops Killer Comets
Preparation-M Stops Killer Meteors
EAROMulans
If it's Mellow let it Yellow, if it's Brown Drink it Down!
THE FAGGOT SHAVED OFF HIS MOUSTACHE
Be Sure to Clean Under the Toilet
The Cat Pissed in the Bathtub
Hot Massengator brand Pre-Menstrual Nondisposable Dooshes {sp. intentional}
Losing Weight on Your Waste
Joe Farago (of "Iron Quick" fame) is a Puppy Dog
Ingenio Fat-Loaded Pans
Sneaking to the Supply Room to Throw Something Away
Leper Messiah
Stealing Office Supplies
The Stapler is Bleeding
Bloody Q-Tips on the Rug
Poisonous Typewriter
Billy Mays is Very Quiet!!!
Vemomous Spud Valves
Peeing the Bed for Allah
I've Got a Secret in my Litterbox...DOG POOP!!!
Who's Funeral is it Anyway?
Reception Hall for Syringes
Candiosity!
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Make Me Laugh
Fired from the Cannoñata
Free Candiosity Test HERE -->*<--
Beer is Pisswater
Mike Ockhurts So Good!
Don't You Know it's Easy as 1-2-3
Don't be a Faggot now That's the Key
Stinking Drunk with Power
Radio Controlled Farting Washer
Spreading the Disease
The Light Bulbs are Crying
♫Three Full Weeks past Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!♫
Nonstinky Dirty Diapers
Over There's a Dr. Pepper, You can Smell it with Your Pecker
The Unoriginal Iron-Slow System
What's That Scent?
Eu de Dirty Diaper: Perfume for New Mothers
Hot, Corrosive Baby Urine
Who Pissed in the Baptismal?
Epaulets of Agony
Peace On Pluto
Snowing on Venus
The Rings of Mars
Tavern on the Brown
The Fag Bar
Boiling a Pot of Dog Water
There's a Cherub in My Peanut Butter
It's a Free for None
Itty Bitty Discombobulator
Urine Sysops
Fergie is a Lezzy
The Dog Pee Band
The Cows Came Home
Drinking Whammy Pee
Playing Cow Pie Frisbee
Why not Angeled Ham instead of Deviled Ham?
Michael Shanks is Cute!
Ring-Around-the-Toilet
Douches in the Oven
Spending Thanksgiving Aloner with my Boner
Ringworm Destitution
Washing Machine Infection
Beer Flatulence
Rotten Honey Behind the Couch
Who Crapped in my Mr. Coffee?
The Little Pink Pill...A PINK HEART!!! YEAH!!!
You are One Egg Roll Short of a Poo-Poo Platter
Stoner Steve
Dickwhipped Viagra Teepz
Warm Front of Urine
The Fucktards are Squeaky
What's WD-40?
Vacuum Bag Explosion
Toilet Clog Barbituates
Stone Knives & Bearskins
Phat-Phree Toilet
The Typewriter's on Fire
There's a Pretty Kitty Cat, You can See it with Your Phat
Super Swirlee!!!
The System Lords are So Kewl!
The Enterprise is in Orbit Around the Planet...Tranchhhh!!!

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La-Z-Girl
Pubic Restroom Puddle {sp. intentional}
Cups of Hot Wolf Pee
We're Going Digital!
Bitten by a Firefly
Little Gay Pen {yes, I have one of these!}
Urine-Colored Liquid in a Plastic Cup
It Makes a Great Suctioning Sound
Renal Failure of the Nose
Vomit-Flavoured Jelly Beans
Zero-Touch Can't Opener
Metal Illness
Bruz Cruz in the Crapper
MRI of the Penis
Tin Man is a Comet!
Pooping Out Whole Insulaters
A Thanksgiving Feast Fit for a Rat
Feed the Toilets
Vacuum the Monsters
Playing the Throw-Up Round!
On the 13th Day of Christmas My False Love Sold to Me
Peeter Rooter
Momentary Lapse of Destitution
Should You Quit Being a Dueche? {sp. intentional}
Happy Dry, Burned Replicated Dead Bird Meat Day!!!
There are Firebugs Flying in the Weeds
Over There's a Fire Truck, You Can Smell it while You Fuck
The Santa Closet
Centipede Enuresis
Pitching a Tent in the Cesspool
There's a Puffy Puff Adder, You can See it with Your Bladder
Tick the Titty Tat or Ticking the Titty Tat {sp. intentional}
The Xindi Suck Ass!!!
It's Midnight and Somebody Busted the Helicopter
The Spaceman Croaked on Titan
Battlesun Galaxy Rayzer
Jimmy Claus
Gingerbread Man Going Poo-Poo
Paulie Wants to Go to a Piñata Party Too!
Batman and the Homosexual Scissors
Dead Rats Rotting in a Tank
The Meteoroids are Gay 

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Bole uv Bugz {sp. intentional}
Alarm Clock Auditory Assault
Furnace Burner Micturition
Butter in the Chimney
Got thee...TELEPHONE
Spending Christmas Aloner with Your Boner
Feces Hog (Stool Pig)
Unpleasant Cleavage Odour
Volume Vacuum
Ravioli for the Dying
Malomyotismon is Cool!!!
Meramon is HOT HOT HOT!!!
Agumon's "Pepper Breath" Makes You Sneeze
Palmon's "Poison Ivy" Makes You Itch
Togemon's "Needle Spray" Makes Fantastic Air Freshener
Lillymon's "Flower Cannon" Makes You Piss Beehives
Buttal Assault
It's Not...like...Totally Tubular Man
When Good Toupees...GO BAD!!!
Fetal Lacrimation
Geriatric Flatulence
The Jem'Hadar are So So Cool!
Cat Pee Love
It's Early and Someone Busted the Stove!
Superman Demolishing a Urinal
Cat Turd H8red
Litterbox Euthenasia
The Pecker Quintet
Alphabetising Our Cow Chips
Hairy Mule Larvae
The Analogue Owls
The Thermostats are Fucking Again!
The Helicopters are Weeping
Who is Disturbed?
Old Unimproved Swiffer Dusters
The Green Cold Chili Peckers
Who Let the Tarantulas Out?
Phat Phree Toilet Tank {sp. intentional}
The CFLs are Broken
What's Wrong with the Truck?
Straight as a Broken Arrow
Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
Never and Never Again
The Coffeepot Has Nothing but Hot Water in It!
Dick Cup Perspiration
Charging this Flashlight Resembles a "Spanking the Monkey" Motion
4:20
Euthenasia of the Refrigerator
The Oven is Pissing
My Huge' Forgetter! {punctuation intentional}
You Did Designate Him a 'Windbag'
?CONSTIPATION ERROR
Who Stomped on the Magic Toaster?
Anesthetise this Bitch!
Turned Resistor
Winter's Morn Nondisposable Douches
It's Late and Someone Busted the Pepsi
Captain Proton to the Rescue
Six Thousand Chicken Fajitas {pronounced "fuh-JYE'-tuhs"}
Hummer Feeder
The Freezer is Melting
Drinking Hot Cat Potty
Poor, Poor Pitiful You
Get Off My Urinal...It's a Funeral!
The Dick Cup is Crying
Alex Krebeck is a Faggot!
Calamity Jane is a Lezzy
The Sahara Desert is in Antarctica
{making loud vaccuming noises} It's a Sandstorm!!!
Battery Enema
The Penile Instrument is Out of Squid Fluid
Hole in Eighteen or Nineteen
I'm 43 and I Love It!
Too Old to Wear Anthrax Shirts?
IR-Emitting UV Laser
The Wall Shelves are Peeing Again!
Doorframe Trauma
Hoo Kant Spel Potatoe? {sp. intentional}
URINE ON, URINE CICADA!
Ben Gay Stops Morning Wood
USB Urinator Spud Valve
Santa Clause Destroying a Toilet
Polly Wants an Enema!
Tilex Grows Mould
{shouted in golf} Sicks!!!
As Valuable as a Dented Garbage Can
Screen Door on a Submarine
Maintenance Shed Lacrimation
Rudolph the Brown-Nosing Reindeer
Taking the Bate
You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, You Got the Douche Crew, Fuuuuuck You!!!
Tugging On Neelix's Whiskers
Sleeping in Hot Camel Urine
Tennis Ball Micturition
Broken Knife
The Stinky Plastic King Heads
Peckerbreath
Peterhead
Aural Illusions
Extreme Makeunder Business Edition
Optical Delusions
Ninja Snake Micturition
Scanning the Garbage
Viva Toilet!!!
Raindude
Rat-a-Touie
STFU Billy Mays!!!
Flushing the Sink
What's Wrong with the Dipsty Dumpster?
Warm Dog Candy
You Can't Edit Your Cat Pee
Flushing for Ketchikan
The Juneau Black Sphere UFO
Cockroach on a Hot Vanadium Cofee Cup
When Good Toilets...Go BAD!!!
BLOG = Bullshit Log
Bowling for Barrow
P&V {Urine & Acetic Acid}
Billy Mays is a Fartknocker
Dad, What's a Fartknocker?
Catnip for the Amish
What's That Fucking Noise?!?
B-B-B-Bobbleheads!
♫Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Charley Horse!!!♫ {sung to the "Chia Pets" jingle}
Shitting in the Sauna
Left Guard
Once More Unto the Wastepaperbasket 
 
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Worshipping Cat Urine
Throwing Wolf Shit to the Wolves
Used Tampaxes Behind the Toilet
Invasion of the Stoves
Giving the Dog a Boner
Floody McFlood
Fiery McFire
Finite Spirals
Woody Woodpeckerhead
Fart Noc Ker {three lizards around a butthole say each word sequentially}
Bathing in Warm Camel Potty
What's With the Replicals?
DMM = Doo Moofah Moolah
The Jack Daniels Worm
You're a Douche, You're a Douche!
Crestor is Not Dick Medication!
Skid Marks on the Toilet Seat
The Robot has been Neutralised
"The 'Toliet' Test" {The word "toilet" is intentionally misspelled}
The Misadventures of Commander Antiproton
Iced Gasoline
Zymbalta Makes You Put Your Head in the Oven!
Crazy Glue Your Fingers Together
Flammable Ice Cubes
Noise from the CD Player
The Porno Buttmonkeys
Dangerouswatch Video Sphere
The Magic Toaster's So So Gay, You can Smell it While You Spray!
I am Charmin of Borg. You are Buttholes. You Will Be Wiped.
The Crickets are Stinking
The Magic Toaster is Not Really Magical
Doctors & Malpractise Lawyers Working Together
Radio Killed the Video Star
Who Put the Fork in the Garbage Disposal?
It's Raining Tarantulas & Scorpions
The Astronaut has Rotor Blades
Toxic Pet Strobe
Batteries are Flushable
You Can Edit your Camel Urine
Tambor Beta Six is Cool!!!
Smoking a Bowl to Avoid Getting Stoned
Verteron Particles from the McPherson Nebula
Jimmy Carter did Not appear on Laugh-In
Gumby is Not Flexible
The Daily Quadruples
The Magic Toaster vs. A Claw Hammer
Chandeliers are Brie
Cut Through the Bullshit with a Knife!
Get Off my Dick, It's Sick
Venomous Wristwatch
{sung like Britany Spears} ♫Oops, I Fucked Up Again!♫
Heaven's Devils
Super Glue in the Toilet
Bun Gho Lio {three cartoon teens around a dude say each word sequentially}
Repossesions? Let Guido Loan You Money!
Miracle Pancreas
Bert Convey Acted like a Fagget
Your Robot keeps Fucking my Vacuum Cleaner
Wheaties Festival
Chinchilla Tightening Machine
Stepping in Worm Piss
Enema Douches
Sonny Walkwoman
There's Urine in the Washingmachine
Poopy Fridge
Baby Swimming after Money
Zitt Vacumn {sp. intentional}
Ripping Your Bunghole Off
Vaccuummnne - Masters of Thresh Metal {sp. intentional}
Mountain Poop is Yucky!
What the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws Was That?!?
Vytorin is Not Dick Drugs!
Fecal Dryer
Paying the Bug Guy
Happy Hyundai Days
Vertizontal Shades
Flashing Blinding Sunglasses
The Butt Sausages
Bungmonkeys
Iced Penises
Worm Quintet are a Bunch of Pricks
Do Cricket Feces Chirp when they Hit the Ground?
Setting Fire to Dirty Wash
Sojournen Urine
Set Your Cocks Forward this Spring {note sp.}
Teenage Mutant Ninja Mouse Droppings
Hairy Pothead
Carbonated Hand Mixer
Captain Underwear and the Attack of the Talking Toilets
Burst Garbage Bags
Taking Out the Lamps
Binary Cock {note sp.}
Gee, Your Hair Smells like Cat Pee!
Legpit Deodouriser
Air Rottener
Liquid Accordions
Blood-Engorged Penguins Live at the Equator
Semisweet Tennies
The Rice is Crying
Radioactive Towels
Pocket Full of Semen
CDs That Perspire
She's Getting all Squeaky
Blender Cup Infection
Cummed Vacuum Bag Explosion {what happens if you vacuum sperm off red satan sheets}
Garbage Can Infuction {sp. intentional}
Dipsty Dumpster Deodourant
The Soap is Delicious
Cistern Straw
Drinking from the Urinators
Slipping on Soiled Depends
Bathtub Drain Squishee
The Mad Tromboner
And OH Gets the Square!
Band Liquidators
All "Licker" is Vile {the word "Liquor" intentionally misspelled}
Not Time for the Unbonus Square
Drink Like the Dog Does - Out of the Toilet Bowl
Inverted Studmuffins
Pr0n >=< Porn
Semisolid Dishwasher
Insufficient Postage on that Thanksgiving Card!
Kant Fule thuh Speeling Pollese {ahl werdz intenshenaly mispelt}
Crab Grass Semen
I Like Big Bugs and I Cannot Lie
Eating Used Syringes
Willard Brimhole *IS* a Queer!
Toaster Micturition
Can't Say "ING"
Spittle Police
Betraying that Pop Bottle
Goiter on your Testes
Box of Geriactric's Toys
No More Games
Testicular Waffles with Urochrome Syrup
Is William Shatner a Queer?
Turn On the "Koff" with Delsim
666 More Shopping Days until H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Macey's Easter Parade
Vicks Late-Defense
Cauliflower Micturition
Going Over the Nife {sp. intentional}
Uncozy Sleepwear
Smoking a Bowl in Amsterdarn
Creeping Streetlights on TV
Holiday Sataned Ham Dip
Cold Springs Cold Tub at 47.40960°F
Mike Golic is Waif-Thin!
Poaperee - Unique Gifts for Retards {sp. of "potpourri" intentional}
Job? Career? Job? Career? Job? Career? What's the Fucking Difference?!?
Can the Trajector Send Me to Juneau?
Interest in Polish Culture
Photons & Forcefields?
Rosetta Stoner!
Deodourant Duck Bone with Cheese
Violating Whole Grain
Optical Intercourse
Stop Fucking my Toaster or Corporal Antilepton will Pee in Your Hair
Viola Solo!
Flushing Goldfish Down Old Toilets
POTTY OFF, POTTY WASP!!!
Satan's Public Hair {note sp.}
Apple Flavoured Broccoli
Fire Fruitarts
Colonel Fartknocker and the Bungknockers!
Tampons in the Drinking Fountain
What's That Thing Floating in the Urinator?
My Watermelon is Squeaky
♫Impossibilities!!!♫
Get Him a Rusty Old Truck
Edison was a Fraud!
Who *REALLY* Invented the Microphone?
The Booger Eaters
Pissing in a Teapot
Ball Up Raw Meat and Throw It!
Stuffing Paper Towels down Bathtubs
PFC I. P. Freely Pisses the Bed at Sally's Boot Camp
Any Place but Here
{computerised male voice} He Eats Light Bulbs and Drinking Glasses and Poo Poo
Zefram Cochrane went to Warp 9.997 but the Bunghole Kept it a Secret!!!
Leaving a Trail of Slime in Your Wake
Boner of Contention
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Shoving Busted Light Bulbs up Barney's Bunghole {"Barney" - the purple toilet dinosaur from PBS}
Baby Bop Broke Your Uncle Milton's Ant Farm     {"Baby Bop" - the yellow toilet dinosaur from PBS}
♫Smoking in the Girl's Room!♫
Is Uncle Milton a Fartknocker?
Vacuuming Up Christmas Balls
Failing to Water the Tree
The Always-Ending Story
Peter Piper Picked a Peck of Pickled Peckers
Never Good at Pubic Speaking {note sp.}
 
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♫I'm Full like the Wolf♫
Piss Christmas
Shitty New Year's Eve
Resume Your Disorder
Aqua de Pee
Stinky Yule Log Floating in the Toilet
We'll Make a Few Tweaks
Nasty Chainsaw Accident
Covering the Christmas Tree with Polyurethane
Internal Blue Alert
Contributing to the Garbage Can
Your Toaster Desecrated My Crayons
Pouring Vodka in the Christmas Tree Water Basin
That Cow is a Lezzy!
Milk in the Urinators
Alien vs. Predatory Bird
Who Uranated in the Dryer? {sp. intentional}
Skunky Gatoraide
Twist-Offs Let In More Neon
Orange Juice in the Stove
Strapping Fartknockers in Wheelchairs with No Brakes at the Tops of Hills
♫Have a Holly Jolly Enema, It's the Best Thing Up your Butt!♫
♫Two More Days Till Christ-mas, Sil-Ver Tree♫
Aaron Esurance Uses a Pink Wig!
Broken Leaking Plastic Douche Bottles
Regurgitated Colon Contents
Pukebag
♫If Your Website Sucks Big Walrus Cock Don't Send it to Me♫
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!
It's Bassackward
Contracting HIV from a Broken, Diseased Ken Doll
Stoner Steve Sparks Up 100 Bowls a Day
AVOID SPIKES
Don't Move Laterally
Why are there Paper Towels Floating in the Commode?
Soap in the Drinking Fountain
Ice Cold Beer in the Urinators
Who Has #13 On?
Betsy Wetsy has Enuresis!
Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot the Rest You're in the John!
Cum Guzzling Guttersluts
Some Bogus Pisson
Some Stupid Fucker
Downing a Glass of Urochrome
Poo Pot Makers
A Guppy Called "Wendy"
Exploding Toilet
My Oompa Loompa Became Damaged
A Goldfish Called "Santa's Little Helper"
The Spatulas are Crying
Unimatrix 2,458,770
A String of Satan Bright Christmas Bulbs
Involuntary Uranation {note sp.}
Eye Kant Vacume {noat: al werds intenshonely mispelt}
Santa Flush
I Want some Fucking Trix!
Cactus Testicles
Uncle Milton's Armpit Hair Farm
Bird Fork
Battery-Powered Carrots are Deadly
Sitting on the Toilet Stroking My...SPACHELA, Spachela, spachela... {sp. intentional}
Oops!!! The Garbage Bag Busted!!!
Lizard Slotted Spoonhead
Leaking Fishtank
Beaver and Butthole How Nice! {spoken like that drill seargant-type character on the program}
Golf is for Faggets!
The Garbage Broke my Wheelchair
Break Up those Boxes
Ronny Doich is a Really Douchey Douchebag!
Botched Colostomy Bag
Polygrip Test Results {as Beavis & Butt-Head might call them}
{spoken like Willard Brimhole} Check Your Blood Salt and Check it Often!
Did You Uranate in the Coffeepot? {note sp.}
Sucking Carpet Pigs Up with an Industrial Vacuum Cleaner
♫I Bring these Gifts for You they're Up in My Bummmm♫
Swauv Shampee is for Wussies
Performing Bad Magic Offstage
Yankee Leg
Who Uranated in the Eggnog? {note sp.}
♫Wrapped Up like a Douche Another Runner in the Night♫
♫You'll Shoot Your Eye Out, You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!♫
Caffienation Deactivation
A Hair on the Toilet Seat
Sally's Boot Camp Survivors
Makes You go Poo-Poo
Getting an "A" on the Polygrip Test
Uranation in the Uranator {note sp.}
Two Hot Juicy Alligator Meat Burgers
Get that Amish a Colostomy Bag!
Cut Your Tongue on a Busted Boob Tube
He Called Us {vulgar term for multiple penis vacuums}!
Yay Telephony!!! {pronounced 'tel uh FONE'ee'}
♫Christmas Comes just Once This Year♫
The Bungknockers
Public Restroom Puddle
Stargate SG-2,458,770
♫Ooooooooooo...Who Died in a Cantaloupe Over the Sea? SPERMJIM ROUNDPANTS!!!♫
Tell the Rapping Spermbags to STFU!!!
Let's Play on the Dyson Sphere
Drake & Josh Look like FAGGETS!
Catch Me if you Can, Little Meow Meow!
Aircraft Bumblebee
Ninja Micturition
Carpet Rat
{male singing} ♫I Married my Dream Boy I Married my Dream Boy♫
Fighting Futons
N.F.B. (Dnabnikufesin)
Mythconfirmers
Violence Metal
The Pack isn't Back
Smash Bulbz!
Screaming Against Vengeance
Feel the Slotted Spoon
The Priests of the Devils of Syrinx
Kelp Eat Abaloney
Punch Buggy
Peeing on the Third Rail
Taking a Maternity Test for Maury
Spayed Blue Whales
Neutered Polar Bears
Uranated Water Heater {note sp.}
ATM Machine (Automatic Teller Machine Machine)
Fuck You and Fuck the Fucking Fuck Too!
The Magic Intestine
Pissing on an Electric Fence
Dammitol
Fuckitol
Mom Warned Me Never to Marry that Douchebag
Super Duper Huey
Having a Vowel Movement
It's the Meeeeeers!
Crystal (Meth) Castles
Taco Smell Makes You have Liquid Poo-Poo!
Screwitol
Fudgeitol
Fructose for the Lactose Intolerant
Peeing Out Consonants
Warp Core Breach Not in Progress
Time to be a Hero Doctor!
Who Busted the Toilet?!?
Stop Desecrating my Patio or Subcommander Testicle will Inseminate Your Cistern {toilet tank}
Stuffed-Up Bathtub Drain Hooplah
Gay Pride of Lions
Octagonal Festival
Taking a Dumpster
Wild & Out-of-Control Infants
Crying on My Stage
Triangular Rats
There's a Dead DEAD Christmas Tree, You can Smell it with Your Knee
♫Who's Highly Absorbent and Soaked with Cat Pee? SPERMBAG PISSPANTS!!!♫
Our Songs are all Earworms
You Got a Cash Mayday!
Food Fight Quest
Urine Cabbage
Money Taxi
Uranated Coffee Grinds {note sp.}
Greenteeth® Earphones
Here a Pecker, There a Pecker, Everywhere a Dr. Pecker!
Cans of Mt. Poop in the "Siggeret" Machine {sp. intentional}
I'd Like to Buy a Bowel
Buxten Disorganiser
Cellular Telephone Discharge
Forced Emesis Every Nite {sp. intentional}
Jellyfish Feces
It's All Urine, Pee-Pee!
A Regular Handbag can get Kyped
Snails that Sweat
Porno for Sperm Whales
Decibal Police
Used Breast
Hitting the Pope in the Balls with a Baseball Bat
♫Eight Hundred Five Eight Eight Two Three Hundred Empire Tomorrow!♫
Shooting Corks into Pigeon's Vents {bungholes}
Dirty & Unclear
Bird Poop Hooplah
The Rain is Crying
Get $10.00 of Unaffordable Coverage
Radioactive Waste of Bungwipe
Lose,Lose, LOSE!!!
SpongeBob Plays the Nasal Recorder
Create Learning that Sucks
Refund Disposition Loan
Peeing in Plastic Cups
Heating Used Douches in the Microwave
Custodian in a Bottle 
 
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Waste of Paper Toilets
Broken Mop Handles for Janitors
What a Urinator...I mean What a Pisser!!!
Smoke Weed...It's Good for You
This Yacht Smells like Cat Pee
Punish the Vacuum Cleaner
What's Burning?!?
Scottowels Stuffed Down Johns
Spanking the Giraffe
Popping Zits in your Pissbladder
Playing the Nose Flute
Radioactive Waste of Paper Towels
Cheese in the Garbage Disposal
Daniel Jackson is a Faggot
Reads like Science Fiction
Automatic Poop Throwing Machine
SpongeBob SquarePants Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
Veemon is Not the Baby Daddy
Flamedramon {The Fire of Courage} is Not the Baby Daddy
Raidramon {The Storm of Friendship} Is the Baby Daddy
Sandy Cheeks is a Lezzy
Smash that Fucking Couch See if it Steals Your Change Again
Wheel...Of...Torture!
Dumb Stupid Douchenozzles
The Issue with the Tissue
The Distinct Sound of Cheese Being Cut
A Neighbour with some Paper
Drymon...Digivolve to...WETMON!!!
Blasting the Pants Cannon
(Crash Course in) Brane Surjurie {sp. intentional}
♫Ooooooooo Who Fell in a Toilet Inside the Abyss?♫
Smelly Hairy Peebag
♫San Wakeen Valley Urinator!♫
Renamon...Matrix Digivolve to...TOWELMON!!!
Alex Krebeck is Not a Faggot?
Raining Piss Ants & Rottenhoneybees
♫Oooooooo! Who Stepped in some Doody while Catching a Bus?♫
♫Who's Highly Corrosive and Soaked with Boob Pus!♫
Garbear {pronounced "gair'bare" like "care bear"}
Garbear {pronounced "gar'bare" like "tar bear"}
There's Coffee in that Nebula
Dragonfly Envenomation
Cornholedog
NatureDoesn'tWorks
Crop of Sugar Coke
Lactic Acid is KOOL!!!
Growth Chamber for the 6th Century
Rat Scratch Fever
These Shotglasses Don't Work
What's Wrong with My Poo?
Instant Asshole: Just Add Alcohol
Beaver Snatch
Rhino Clit
Urea Milkshake
Grendyl isn't a Monster
♫Take Drugs!♫
♫Smoke Pot!♫
Heads Mounted on Spears
Meterdevil LM-666 Satanic Meter
Pills in the Toilet
A Man Who Ate Stones
♫High Ho, High Ho, It's Off to the Fag Bar I Go!♫
Bloody Kotexes in the Cistern
A Stone that Ate Men
Cello Solo!
Tainted Nonessentials
Lead Balloons that Fly?
Fire in the Bunghole!
Sawing Off his Sack
Drinking a Steaming Hot Glass of Cat Pee
This Owl is Defective
Eagle Sextupet
There's a Product called 'Nads'?
Joes vs. Joes
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!!!
Go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!!!
♫Oooooooo! Who Lives in a Urinal Under the Sea?♫
Pissblanket
Guano? Tisk Tisk!
Belltone is Conducting Research on a New Antienuresis Technology
Chantix Makes You Ralf in the Bushes
The Gospel According to Toilet
Clean Jobs
A****e C****a is Kinda Cute
But A****e C****a Sucks Ass!!!
It's Raining It's Pouring Ashes Ashes We All Fall Down
Pee You!!! Something Really Reeks!!!
Getting Straight Fs
♫Design It...Steal It...See It on the Runway!♫
Introducing...The Naked Brot...GOOOOOONNNNNG!!!
Zoe 202
Is Dale Voltz a Faggot?
Earning a D- Average in Jr. High
The KOPO Dog Sucks Toilet Muscle!
Patrick Dooley had those Big Fucking Yucky Wet Puddles Under His Arms in 7th Grade
Drink Used Radiator Fluid
Setting Paper Bags of Cats Aflame
Running Over Raccoon Doody
The Box of Enuresis
The Little Doheny!
Squidward Tennis Balls
Fis Yo Gree
WOOOOOOO!!! PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!
Cheese Made from Leggos
Eating Out of the Dustbin (garbage can)
Who the Phuck is Libbey?
Computer Monitor Sweat
Spilling Urine on your Keyboard
Dude, Pizza Fuck's New Pizza Mias are Just $310,545.00 Every Day!
Setting Fire to Smudge Pots
Potato Children {Tater Tots}
There's a Meowy Kitty Cat...You Can Hear it Where You Sat
Security Level 0
♫He's Got a Plastic Peebag!♫
New Seattle
Neiu Amsterdarn
Toilet of Destitutiuon
Lazer Galaxie {werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Terra Destroyer!!!
Positron Laser!!! 
 
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Ryan Seacrest Looks like a FAGGOT!
House Micturition
Paper Toilets Down Sink Drains
Urinal Abuse
The Stove is Sparking
Nowadays, You Got to have Plutonium
What's Wrong with my Pancreas?
I am Cornholio!
I need TP for my Bunghole!
You will Give me...All Your Caca!
A Fugly Bedroom Group!
The Cocksuckers!!!
Looking for a Quarter in a Pile of Wolf Shit
Staircase Micturition
O Barnacles!!!
Spiral Escalator
Smoking Pot May Be Hazardous To Your Steering Wheel
Seska is a Dumb Stupid Doosh {sp. intentional}
Elevator Mosaic
DNA = Doody Numnuts Asshole
Cosmo is a Fairy Baby?
{spoken like Beavis} Yeah Yeah Yeah THTOMP ON IT!!!
The Baby Fags
As Gay as an 8 Dollar Bill
As Straight as a Broken Arrow
KIK UH PHUCKING PORSELEN WALTOLIET OPH THUH WAL!!! {seen on an electronic billboard - al werdz wer intenshonely mispelt ohn itt}
Breaking Light Bulbs While They're Burning!
Crabby Patties
Changing the Garbage
What's Wrong with the Dark Bulbs?
It's Not Shampee!!!
Let's Brew some Crappy
Oranj Krush {intentionally misspelled}
Plenty Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
Continuing Month Pack {intentionally spelled correctly}
Awwww Tartar Sauce!!!
Rhymes with Orange
♫All you Need is Loves!♫
Just Hose me Down!!!
Watering the Fire
Crocker of Shit {"Denzel Crocker": the bungsnoidial teacher from The Fairly Oddparents}
Unfoster Your Immune System
As Valuable as a Used Enema
Getting into the Army is as Easy as 3.14159...
Another Dusheebag! {sp. intentional}
Picture Perfect...NOT!!!
Broken Milk Bone
Unnabel tu Uzze uh Dickshenerry cuz Eiy Kant Spel {all words intentionally misspelled}
{sung to the tune of "I've Been Working on the Railroad"} I've Been Sittin' on the Toiiiiii-let! 
♫Rental Car Smells like Dick!!!♫
♫Chucky Dick-Cheese's...Where a Child Can't be a Child!!!♫
Seagulls Bursting after Eating Alka-Seltzer
Nick at Night {the word "night" intentionally spelled correctly}
Cat in a Rectangular Six Foot Hole
Showing Up 20µS (microseconds) Late
Smoking Crack in the Boy's Room
Smoking Grass in the Girl's Room
Upright Movie Seats
Window Cornholers
Stewardess Micturition
Shooting Up in the Unisex Bathroom
Being a "Ho" in the Neighbour's Garden
Sheep-Tipping is Toxic
Not Your Average Walrus
He Went to Jagoffs!
The Fairly EvenParents
We'll Sign for you Candles
Trebuchet Hurling Old Toilet Bowls
The Average Joes
Nutcrackers for Oranges
Wet-Mop that Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
The Asshole Skateboarders
I Need Pee-Pee for my Bunghole
Using the "N" Word  in February 
Faggot Cat
Styrofoam Crossbow
Toilet Lottery Hooplah
Running with Rusty Scissors
♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a toilet tank with an urchin?♫
Exposing Yourself to Gamma Radiation
May Your Life Bring You the Peace You Never Found in Death
Forks for Cereal
Chemtrails Cause Irregular Bladder Syndrome
There's a Fungus Among Us
"Perspiration is a Brown, Gooey Substance" {a friend of mine told me this while we were in the 6th grade}
The Papasans are Squeaky
♫Oooooooo! Who lives in a urinal under the sea?  SpongeBob PissPants!
♫Who's highly toxic and soaked with cat pee?  SpongeBob PissPants!
Teaspoons for Spaghetti
You put the "I" in "Fungi"
Fastgo...on the Yasgos!!!
Putting a Cup of Pop in a Pneumactic Bank Tube
♫Nationnarrow is Not on your Side♫
Barfing Up a Fece
Used Pee Stuck Under the Desk
Why is the Sky Black?
Lizard Pee
Shooting a Urinal...Boy was he Pissed!
Mermade Boy & Barnacle Man
Pee On, Pee Cockroach!!!
Employee of the Microsecond
Uranating on a Carpet Nail for Earphones {sp. intentional}
Asbestos in Obstetrics
I Want it to Stand Up to Fingerprints, Smudges...and Urinals
Say Hello to my Little Enema
As Valuable as Used French Fry Grease
Inappropriate Uranation {sp. intentional}
Guzzling Icebreakers Sours
♫Stay Next To...Captain Howdy!♫
Voluntary Uranation {sp. intentional}
Drinking Used Douches out of the Urinal
Spraying Armpit Deodouriser on your Testicles
Banging your Head against a Wall for Science
Whirlm Without a Dream
Curiosity Salted the Snail
Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
Fingerprints on Mayonnaise
Choking on a Fece
Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Raiding their Diaper Pale
What the Barnacles?!?
♫We're the Flowers in the Dustbin♫
Now That's just Pussywhipped!!!
Leaking Bin Liners
What's Wrong with this Cantaloupe?
That Man is a PWPOSMF
Flushing the Wastepaperbasket!
Give that Amish some Escargot
Tomato with a Chef's Hat
Uranation Medication
Turnip Blood Donation
Lettuce Clogging Up a Toilet
Cucumber Wielding a Machete
Tempus Fugit
Feeling like a Total Barnaclehead
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Eating Used Poop off the Floor
Is Yesterday Pronounced "Toozday" or "Tyoozday"?
Dragonfly Adhesive Wipes
Breaking your Laugh Box
The Walls are Squeaky
Ferrule Insemination
Shiver me Timbers!
Queensferd Charcoal Darker
Pentapus on a Hot Neutronium Roof
Tamp(on) it Home
Get on the Blunderbuss
A Busted Can {the toilet muscle, not a cylindrical metal dog food container}
Urine in the Spaghetti Sauce
Going Off Half-Cocked
{spoken like Rod & Tod Flanders on The Simpsons} YAYYY!!! Imagination Yom Kippur!!!
Dog Poo Skid Marks on the Rug
The Waste Band
Stride Gum Doesn't Last Long Enuff {sp. intentional}
Clarinet Solo!!!
It's a Shitty Day for Honey Diving!
Saxons of the Firing Line
Tuba Solo
Electric Cat Urine Orchestra Pit
77 Tromboners
Urine Cherry
Gogert's Tame Ride
It's a Great Day for Dumpster Diving at Music-Vend!
Drum Sextuplet
Diving for Pearls in the Toilet
Gorfian Robots Attack Attack!!!
Growing Mould in the Coffeepot
Heck Patrol
Sonic Infant Boom
Don't Kick Over the Toilet Bowl!
There's a Plastic Cat Toilet in front of the Shitbowl
Timy Kant Shredd {sp. intentional}
The Bungsnoidial Wastoids
The Lindblad Explorers
Crusty the Clown {all words intentionally spelled correctly}
Lighting a Firecracker with a Mowhawked-Teen {a punk}
Jacob Marley can Vacuum My Inseminator! {suck my dick}
Lighting a Zippo Under the Sprinkler
I Call Rifle!
Kurmet the Toad
Squeezing the Uranation out of a Plastic Dog {sp. intentional}
How It's Broken

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♫C-O-S-T-L-Y That's Supposed to spell Free, Debit Report Dot Com Bay-Bee!♫
Offer Enrolls with Applyment in Triple Disadvantage
Vending Machine that Dispenses Used Douches
♫There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, There's Pee-Pee in the Bag, High Ho the Stereo there's Pee-Pee in the Bag!♫
Pile of Used Feces Behind the Garbage Can
Salamander, the Black Gear
Control Spire of H8red
And the Antelope Fell Into a Volcano
Noses Floating in the Toilet Bowl
Destroying a Water Heater with an Aluminum Baseball Bat
Hot Water Cooler
Excellent Embouchure for Drummers {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Mouse Ambush Clock!
You Might Poof your Pants
Toucan Sam for President
"Spectrum" is a Holographic Accordion

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Mop that Clean Handle!
sKOOP aWAI THATT kAT lITTRE {al werdz intenshonely mispelt; capitalisation intentional}
Roll that Die!!!
Kids Bop 2,458,770
Year of H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws
The Crash Expert Dumbies
Rubber Barrier
The Used Douchenemas
Spurred by a Broken Laugh Box
Urinal Sysop
Slow Week
Looking for Hate in All the Wrong Places!
Throwing TV Sets at Cars
Spittle Detective
Looking for more Baby Poop?
Windshield Wipers of Destitution
Give That Canadian an Enema!
The Devil may Not Care
Look at that Car Crash!
That Bicycler has Great Embouchure! {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Chrysalids of Cockroaches
Amazing Technique Blasts Phat
BIG SCARY LASER
DO NOT LOOK INTO BEAM WITH REMAINING EYE
The Poo-Poo Noo-Noo will Kill You!
Violet Diode Lasers of Profit
Pictures of Broken Toilets
Master of the Incandescent Light Bulbs
Fabulous Embouchure for Bass Guitarists {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Vacuum Up the Poo-Poo Noo-Noo
Graveyard Shift of H8RED!
Recycling Toilet Paper in the Dishwasher
I Think Someone Needs an Enema
Stubbing your Toe for Science
Using the Wastepaperbasket as a Uranater {sp. intentional}
Bowling for Kotzebue
Taking a Dump in the Marinator
Cars of Jesus
Golfing for Nome
A-koo-chee-moya...We are Far from the Penile Implants of our Ancestors
Vaigra is Not Dick Medication {note sp.}
Get Out of Here You Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
Getting a Charley Horse for Medical Reasons
Committing Aggravated Violent Thought
Clips to the Wasteband
Mouldy Urine in a Cup
Taking a Bath in the Marinal Chamber
Incendiaryinsect {"firbug"}
Cherries Don't Grow from Cisterns
Squidward with a Lampshade on his Head
{imitating Bart Simpson} Yaaaayyy!!! Garbage Angels!!!
Using the Marinal Chamber as a Toilet
Money Doesn't Grow Under Mattresses
Garbageinsect {"litterbug"}
A-koo-chee-moya...We are Shockingly Close to the Boners of our Grandfathers
Squidward's a Faggot
Used Beetle Grubs (Larvae) in your Favourite Chair
Something's Rotten in {insert country of choise here}
Used Dog Pee on the Sidewalk
O TARTAR SAUCE!!! I Tripped Over a Toilet Pipe!!!
There are Anacondas in our Pants!
Axe Us About the Bloody Ask in the Trunk!
Milking those Squeaky Mouses!
Polly Wants a High Colonic!!!
The Hirogen are Enemabags
Receiving a "Dear Toilet" Letter
Look at the Puppy...Isn't He Cute? {sound of urine splashing onto carpeting}
O BARNACLES!!! The Sink's Clogged!
Squidward So So Loves those Gays...You can Hear him While He Plays  {he plays the clarinet; rather badly though}
Brats Unfashion Undesigner {"brats" intentionally spelled correctly}
Barium Enema Baby Fag!!!
Tu Thuh Slotterhaus  {al werdz intenshonely mispelt}
Logan (from Zoey 101) Looks like a FAGGOT!
There's the Garbear!!!
Toliet {intenshonely mispelt}
Tiolet {intenshonely mispelt}
Toilet
Terlet
Tolet {intenshonely mispelt}
This Urinal Earth
But We Sang the F.U.N. Song!
The Killing Game
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The Violin's Flooded
"Siggeret" Lighter/Flashlight/Dildo Combination
Designer Underware
Bag of Cat Turds
Pissing Plastic Dogs
Pikachu Looks like a Homo
The Play Dough Octopus is So So Gay, You can Smell it While you Spay!
Infantile Geritol Teepz
Flushing the Shampoo
Horton Hears a Douchebag
Pissing into a Mailbox
Alascum
Sadness is a Cold, Dead Kitten
Piss Off, Piss Damselfly
It's All Fun & Games until Somebody Loses a Wiener
Hudson Horstachio is a Urine Wingless Hymenoptera
Kalifornication
Pissing your Pants to Study Incontinence
You're a Stinky Stinky Sea Star
♫My Little Blue Whale!♫My Little Blue Whale!♫ {sung to the "My Little Pony" jingle}
That Urinal is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your Baleen
Uranating into a Beer Bong {sp. intentional}
{robotic computer voice} He Has Crabs on his Balls & Penis
{robotic computer voice} He Eats the Crabs on his Balls & Penis
♫Talking About the Pissinary Tract...Is Something We Should All Do with Tact♫
Fish Paste!!!
Urine Mailbox
Fecal Oven
The Seminiferious Bungsnoidial Wastoids
Are Mermaids Lezzies?
Reeling In a Sea Turtle
That Toilet Bowl is So So Icky, You can Hear it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Son of a Diddly!!!
Ehhh Doodlebugs!!!
Leonardo Da Vinci is So So Cool, You can Hear him with your Stool!
The Doodlebug is a Not So Cool-O-Bug
Wilted Lettuce for the Easter Rabbit
Guzzling Sour Cow Lactation
To Err is Human; To Really Fuck Up Requires a Computer
The Power's Out so the Shitbowl Won't Flush?!?
Why Buy the Milk When the Cow is Free?
Spiriva is Deadly Shit!!!
Taking a Bath...of Evil
Alaskan Bull Worm
Bottom Line
Leave Me the Fuck Alone!
Gimme All Your H8ing!!!
Well, La De Fucking Da!
Max & Ruby Fuck Like Rabbits?
This is Not a Test of the EBS
Drunk with Power, Go Take a Shower
Are You Ready Baby Fags?
You Blasted Barnaclehead!!!
Hurthouse 884
The Robot has been Neutralised
Using Our Spacesuits as Defecators
Nightmare Ride
How'd You Get so Crazy?
We're Going to Die Full of Pee
I Seen it on the Tee Vee
No One Would Believe Me
Enuresis Cursor
Dynamite Camel
Hockey Puck Perspiration
Come Right Back with More!
Pissie the Golden Urinal Dinosaur
How It's Destroyed!
♫I Fed the Garbear...But I Did Not Feed the Squeaky Rat!♫ {sung to the tune of "I Shot the Sheriff"}
The Blue Toilet Deodouriser Cakes
Yucky Wet Foot Puddles
Big Macs for Acid Reflux
Urine On, Urine Paper Wasp!
Chinchilla Answering Machine
You're Calling me a Fruit?
The Borg...Party Poopers of the Galaxy
Airplane Lavatory Micturition
It's My Money, and I'll Never Need It!
Backsassing Bed
Turn Off the Door and Lock the Light
Subroutines are Brie
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run, Run, Run!!! I Am Sinifag!!!
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} Run Hero!!!!
{spoken in a deep, evil male voice} I Hunger, Hero!!!
Mariposa...The Butterfly Faggots!!!
Coloring Hard-Cooked Unfertilised Bird Larvae and Giving them to a Rabbit in Late-March {Phew!!! Was that a long band name or what?}
♫We All Live in a Yellow Subroutine♫ {sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine"}
The Easter Rabbit is So So Queer, You can Hear it while you Steer
Targ Manure!!!
Camel Urine? Tisk, Tisk!
Baconator Sounds like Urinator
An Environmental Seal has been Compromised!
Gary, Shame on You!
Ballad of Marshall Douchebag
This Lesson is Terminated
Almost like we Knew what we were Doing!
Range Hood Insemination
Production has Ended
Pothead Scotthead
Urinal Fizz
That Krackor Roxorz! {sp. intentional}
Toilet Pipe Defecator
165 Watt Gas Motor
Talaxian Maturation Compartment
The Krenim are Bungholes!
Who Pissed in the Shampee?
Halogen Drill Bit
What's Wrong with the Vinculum?
Screaming Coffee Stane
The Gould are Stupid Dumb Bungholes!
Steam with Grease Particles
The Shampoo Killer
Stepping in Rusty Razor Blades
Swimming in Busted Glass for a Dollar Bill
I Hate Sushi!!!
Puking in the Bushes
♫You're an Asshole Yesterday!♫
♫You're an Asshole Tonight!♫
I Need Rollios for my Bunghole!!!
The Noo-Noo Economy
♫So Fun to Plunge, Vacuum, Crunch!♫
Nickelodeon KCA 2063
Shockwave Concrete Truck
Giving Away a Crane
Push Me, Pull You!
Getting a Lesson in the Hard Stuff
18-Wheeler Micturition
Getting a Twerpectomy
Mad Max at Urine Dome
Making a Boom Boom in your Depends

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I See the IC
Capt. Cig Hanson of the Southeastern
Eat Spatula and Die!!!
Annika Hansen is Hot...For a BORG!!!
So Difficult a Robot Couldn't Do It
When Worlds Collide
Going Past the Gates of Grethor
Forgetting How to Make Krabby Patties
Digi Modify!!!
You Bent my Spatula
That's Totally Unfair!
NINEHOURRRRRRS!!!
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Jumping out of a Helicopter While Full of Urine
Strawberry Lumps
The Perspiration Jump
My Lil' Enemabag
Armpit Uranation {sp. intentional}
Yo Dawg, Let's Go Break some Light Bulbs Yo!!!
Stomping on Dirty Douchebags
They Ate their Yogos Too Quickly
Drivers with Bad Embouchure {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Reclamation of Broken Toilets
Instrumentation of Nuclear Weapons
Give Me those Soil Reclamators!
Charlie Wilson's Peace
Is a Nub like a Crapweasel?
♫O Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star♫
♫Piss You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
Salmon Swimming Upstream through your Toilet Pipes
Rhymes with "Mould Mereal"
Dry Cleaning our Uvulas
Uranium Micturition
Disinfecting our Eyeballs
Molten Pistachio Ice Cream
What's Wrong with my Poo?
Shame On You!!!
♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws ♫
Assume the Fecal Position
What's Wrong with my Prostrate? {sp. intentional}
Yes, we have no cow piss {milk}
The Stinking Gun
Autourination Financial
♫T-O-L-I-E-T Toliet Bowl!!!♫ {sp. intentional} {sung to the "Hotwire.com" jingle}
Cigerette Lighter Chopper
Battery Poop
Capacitance Destructor
Spring is a Rusty Time!
Bloody Asshole - er...uh... BODY & SOUL
Stepping in Bug Doody
Leif Ericsson Day
IJLSA {International Justice League of Super Acquaintences}
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It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature
Be My Musical Idiot
Practise Makes Imperfect
Drowning in the Gene Pool
Weed Whack-Off
Madman at the Wheel
Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor
The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band
Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours
555 Days of F.L.A.R.G.
Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve
Go To Heli!!!
Bathtub Beer
Loser Boomerang
Flat Bowling Pins
Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing
Urinous Confetti
Flat Tyre Beer
Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Faggot!
♫Giving the Dog a Spanken!!!♫
Toothy TV
Getting Pancreases Willy Nilly
Spanking Drinking Straws with Plastic Flashlights
Ektachrome Defecation
Click on the Megaphone
Nocking Over Ten Pins with a Heavy Pyramid
Time Captains
Super C-Straps
Super C-Sections
Liking this Chud
www.crockerofshit.wand
Going to Glove World to Ride "The Fiery Fist 'O Pain" {the roller coaster on the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Roller Coward"}
Neptune's Trousers!
Seeing the Dentatron
That Window Glass is So So Dirty, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Slice These Vegetables Transversely in 5mm Increments
Money Talks, Bullshit Walks
Overactive Apocrine Glands
Underactive Eccrine Glands
Banned from Bikeenie Bottom {sp. intentional}
Unflushed Urinator
Unstruck Match
"Fuck" is Not a Toilet Word...NOT!!!
Unfinished Demo
It's a BAD Word!!!
Dingleberry Soup
Shit on a Stick
Shit on a Twirly Stick
Finger Eating Good"
Itchy and Q-Ball would make a Great Couple...if they were FAGGOTS!!!
The Ass Doilies {toilet seat covers}
Ruining your Evening
Bungholes are Not Just on Kegs
Cockroaches that Stomp Back!
Fishy Animal Control Officers
♫The Public Took right To You, like Flies to a Pile of Shit!♫
Like Mould on a Shower Curtain
Thudocity
Not a Piñata, a PiNOTa!
You Broke my Toy(let)
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Snail-Slow Unracer
Off-Demand
Waiting for the Rinse Cycle
Cat Needles
Some Fungi Among I
Left in the Wilderness
Harder to Get Rid Of than Cockroaches
Lasting More than a Single Day
As Tough as Sandy Cheeks?
Chipmunk Saliva
Out Here it's Eat or Have an Enema
O Bother, Where's the Massengill brand Post-Menstrual Disposable Douche?
Duuuuuuude, Where's my Toilet?
Learnatorium Sounds like Creamatorium Sounds like Vomitorium Sounds like Defecatorium
Time to Take a Nappy Wappy {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Baby Face"}
GARY THE SNAIL!!!
Silly Rabbit, Tricks are for Hoars!
Lye-Filled Butt Plugs
Timy Kant Spel {sp. intentional}
The Douched Moose
Nonstinging Yellowjackets
Urinated Potatoes
The Sassy Dominatrixes
Cold Dogs
The Innocent Piss Ants
Dragonfly Defecation
By the Power of Neptune!!!
Squidward, the Unfriendly, Downright NASTY Ghost
Premenstrual in Pink
The Ass Mallets
Ass Hammer
Shut Up Fartknocker!!!
TP For Your Bunghole
Double Inverted Nad Twist
Sneezing in the Salad Bar of Death
The Unphlushed Urinators
The Lypozeme Experience Project
The Talking Cheese is going to Preach to Us
Answering Questions Incorrectly
The Cab is Clogged
Poo-Poo Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo-Noo Week
Spiriva Kills Old Folks Dead!
Quick, Reactivate the Cenotaph!!!
Smashing a Ukelele after a Song
Overwork that Greenhorn!
Spitting Molten Foodstuff at You
The Campfire Song Song
The Sea Bear Attack!!!
Spilling Bong Water in the Couch
Austria Endless!!!
Zit Columbarium
Cannonball Enema
The Nick Two Million Four Hundred Fifty Eight Thousand Seven Hundred Seventy
Taking a Dump in the Cistern
Urinous Toilet Tank
www.FairiesArePhoney.wand
Honey, the Dryer's Flooded Again!
Uranated Asphalt {note sp.}
Sweating in the Bushes
The Urinator Phell on my Pheat! {sp. intentional}
It's All Clabbered Up
Have Another Horn {my older brother used to call a can of beer a "horn"}
Did I Leave the Stove On? {from the Viva Piñata episode "The Fudgetive"}
For Every Punchbowl there's Somebody who Wants to Pee in it.
This Vomitorium Saturn
Clapboard Prison
The Shrivelled-Up Penises
That R/C Helicopter is as Attractive as an Insect
Look! A Penny!!!
Lighted Cigerette Stubs Melt a Wax Wall Urinator
Douching your Eyes Out with Warm Wolf Pee
Disengaging from the Unicomplex
What's that Fucking Noise?!?
Just Get Out of Here you Stupid Dumb Animal!!!
Unwish the Wish!!!
STOP!!! Or I'll Leave the Washingmachine Unflushed!!!
Unblow the Blown LED
Uncutting that Paper
Cucaracha
That Urinator is So So Clean, You can Smell it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
My...My...My...SHOES, What do you Mean?!?
Supersoaker Filled with Pee
The Number Bed
Double-Headed Dildo Filled with Hydrofluoric Acid
Absof**kinglutely Zero
Strangers Coming to your Home Spraying Poison
Radiometer of Chemistry Sets
Getting a Comb-Under
Failing your Piss Test
♫Soulja Boy...Made of Clay...Now an Empty Shell!!!♫
Smoking Under the Smoke Alarm
Magnet Pointing Toward a Light Bulb Base
Pee You What's that Horrible Flavour?
The McDonald's Flea Jumping Over a Toilet Pipe
The Doughnut of Shame
The Suliban are Enemabags!!!
Flushing Used Douches Down the Toilet
Patricia is No Lady!
Stabbing the Fire Alarm with a Screwdriver
Disinfecting our Uvulas
What Are You, a Faggot of Some Kind?
I Think We Need to Take Showers
The Toilet Bowl is Still Unflushed After Taking 47 Dumps
The Chalice of Mome {"mome" pronounced like "mommy"}
Toilet Paper that Leaves Your Fingers Besmudged with Feces
Onions and Unions---That's the Problem!!
The Nematoads {sp. intentional}
The Oxygen Thieves

We're a Total Waste of Bungwipe!!!
Somebody Farted in the Projector Room
For the Love of Neptune!
♫I'm Ready to Strike...GORGON!!!♫
That Song Makes Me like Wanna...Nock Something Over! 
Getting a Double Wandectomy
Making Shiny Dog Urine
Lose $$$ When you Switch
Goodbye, Nationnarrow?
Turd Polisher
Do You Want some ABC Gum?
Looking like Fartknockers
Pathetique Klown {sp. intentional}
Wet's Go Take Care of You...Wet's Go...Wet's Go...I Gotta Stop Tawking Wike This!!! {from The Fairly Oddparents™ episode "Fairly OddBaby"}
Night Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Pre-Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Dawn Sequence Complete {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Sunrise Sequence Initialising {female computer voice from Enterprise-D}
Cat Emitting a "Don't Fuck with Me" Meow
Cleaning a Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator with a Toothbrush
Whinney the Poo {note sp.}
Deoxyribonucleic Acid
We're Just a Bunch of Ugly Pricks
Defy Diarrhea!
Beaver & Butthole How Nice!!!
Piddle On What you Want To
Paying an Innocent Visit to a Deathtrap
11,498°
Bringing the Fairies Pain
Awww, Circus Peanuts!!!
Bad Cow! BAD COW!!!
Deadly Piss Ants
The Grand Proxy
♫Destroyer of Life...EMO!!!♫
Packing Fudge for Fun & Profit
A Bunch of Pant-Loads 
Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes
♫24 is my Age and 22 is my Gauge♫
The Party Switch is in the "ON" Position
Stay Away...From Captain Howdy!
Captain Howdy's a Pedo!
Enemabags Filled with Battery Acid
I've Got a Special Power
I'm No Ordinary Dude!
Poop Chute Cleaner
Skidding Out on the Hershey Highway
It's Much Easier than you Think, to Drain your Lizard in the Sink
The Dirty Bubble has Awesome Surface Tension
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Like Money in the Wastepaperbasket
Dri Bole {sp. intentional}
The Busted Rubbers
That Microwave is So, So Clean, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
{as exclaimed like Denzel Crocker, that asshole teacher from The Fairly Oddparents™}
The Leaking Garbage Bags
Drinking Boob Pus {yucko!!!}
Maximum Higgentoiletmuscle Week
Punching Ourselves in Our Noses
Nasal Tampons
We're a Bunch of Pantywastes
You're In Sample {say rapidly several times in quick succession}
Vulcans get Blood Fever; Romulans get Urine Fever
Jellyfish Comrades
♫Get On your High Horse & Leave the Party♫
The Dynamic Mode Converters
Duotronic Bloody Axe Wound
Blackened, Smelly Sponges
SpyBob UrinePants
Selling Coke Made out of Ajax {without the little blue things}
Cutting (Free)base
I Need a Double Wandectomy...STAT!!!
{spoken in a monotone computer voice} He Shoots Up Urine with Dirty Needles!
Finding High School Dropouts
You Are a Piece of Crap
Blowing Walltoilets off the Wall with M1000s
Using M80s to Destroy Mailboxes
Stuffing M1000s in Bus Tailpipes
Shooting Roman Candles into Open Windows
Flushing Lighted Cherry Bombs Down Toilets
Inserting Lighted Seal Bombs into Barney's Bunghole
Blasting a Dookie for Christ Sakes
Urinator Buddy
Bathtub Buddy
Sink Buddy
Toilet Buddy
Peeing in a Closet
What Happened to the Light Bulbs?
Slipping on a Banana Peeling
L8r Sk8r!!!
The Negachin is So So Black, You can Smell him with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
Houseplant Assassin
Pecker Griffin Acts like a Queer
Getting Cooties from a Leper
Wall-E Looks like a Queerbate
Toilet Tank Infection
The Boy Who was Raised by Bees Acts like a Homo
Embouchure of the Drinking Fountain {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Micturition of the Desktop Wastepaperbasket
Deadly Walkman
That Ghetto Blaster is So So Shiny, You can Feel it with your...FAIRY GODPARENTS!!!
We're Going to Glove World!
I Don't Feel Tardy
Go to the Sk8Park
Riding "The Mitten" at Glove World!
Do You Have to Go Potty?
The Poo Poo Noo Noo Made a Boom Boom in his Diaper
Paying a Visit to the Dentatron
Alaskan Blubberhound
The Jerkinators
♫Potty You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Tinkle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Pee You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Urine You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Whiz You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Smell?!?♫
That Golf Club has Fantastic Embouchure  {"embouchure" is pronounced like "ombusher"}
Sour Balloon Smell
Flushing the Hose Bib
Douching Out the Dipsty Dumpster
Peeing in the Refrigerator
The Voyager Crew Dying in a Mutara-Class Nebula
Taking a Dump in the Litterbox
Eat and Forget
Floor Lamp Lacrimation
Tulip Sweat
Stepping on Click Beetles for Christ Sakes
Tastes like Sheetrock
Miracle Small Intestine
Shooting Old or Used Bowling Shoes
Salivated Wall
Cicada Micturition
Swallowing Plutonium from Broken Bowling Balls
Squashing Atlas Moths for Pete Sakes
I Will Not Comply
Bowling Ball Insemination
The Uranated Tomatoes {note sp.}
Hello Faggot, Buy You a Drink?
Virgo Toilet Paper
Fuh-Fuh-Fuh-FOO-LUSSSSHHHHHH!!!!
Slipping in Horseradish Sauce
Telephone Cuttledge
Cheating to Pass a Urine Test
There's a Hooty Hooty Owl, You can Smell it with your Cowl
Side Effects May Include Brain Perspiration, Underarm Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, Gastric Odour, Ulcerated Axillae, and Death.
♫Christmas Comes just Once this Year!♫
♫As the Earth Behind You Reeks♫
Diving into the Pool Urinal-First
The Sebaceous Cysts
Deodouriser Duckbone with Cheese
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Stanley Steamer {note sp.}
Superman Demolishing a Urinal
Hairdryer Emesis
Drinking Used Enemas from the Urinator
Not the Prom, the Prom!
Subaru Heavy Metal Box
The Sissy Sticks {"sissy stick" is what a drinking straw is often called in gay bars}
Stomping on Cicadas for Christ Sakes
Those Mail Receptacles on the Sidewalk Look like Gigantic Blue Urinators
Computer Mouse Lacrimation
Satan Destroying a Stovepipe
Uranation of the Toliet {sp. intentional}
Mowing Down that Mailbox
Imitation Butter Dispensers
Swatting at Dragonflies for Heaven Sakes!
♫Time to Feed Him, Time to Feed Him, Now it's Pookie's Feeding Time♫ (sung to the tune of "Clementine")
Female Lavatory Lactation
Eating Snailpo for Fun & Profit
Spatula Feces
Shove *THIS* in your Face!
This Gizmo is Faster
I Declare Patty War!!!
Drier than Three Hells 
Be a Kidsbop Black Hole! {sp. intentional}
Deep-Frying Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes
Barbie Stealing a Bank Card
Smashing Fungus Gnats for Christ Sakes
It's 6:29. Do you Know Where Your Pecker Is?
Breeding Mosquito Larvae for Heaven Sakes
♫Chet's Nuts Roasting on an Open Fire♫
♫Jack F. Rost Snipping Off Your Nose♫
There's a Cookie in the Washingmachine
Coffee Grinds in the Wall-Mounted Porcelain Urinator
King Neptune Destroying a Cistern {toilet tank}
Rotten Tomato Juice in a Coffee Cup
Febreze Air Rottener
Getting Stung by the Cheerios Bee
Maggots in the Pantry
A Flea in Her Helmut {sp. intentional}
Snipping Off our Urinals
♫Half the Time You're at the Coffeepot The Rest You're in the John♫
Drink like the Dog Does...From the Toilet!
♫I Got an Email♫
Drinking Skunk Milk
Uranated Bricks in the Wastepaperbasket {note sp.}
Disposable Amoebas
Hitting Cabbage Butterflies with Baseball Bats for Crying Out Loud
Feel the Serving Fork
Piss You!!! That Milkshake Reeks!!!
Snipping Off Our Toes to Spite Our Feet
Disposable People
Ladybugs are Brie
Science Director on Ventax II
Stacking the Deck in the Gin-Rummy Game
Disposable Elephants
I Spell "Knife" with an "N"
Don't Give Them what they Want
You're In the Way!!!
Synthetic Scotch, Synthetic Commanders
We're Being Hailed by the Borg
Some Fartknocker Stole my Underwear!
Eating Goliath Beetle Grubs {larvae} for Pete Sakes
Plankton's a Bungknocker
SpongeBoob JismPants
King Neptune Destroying a Urinal
Wearing Chum Bucket "Bucket Helmuts" {note sp.}
Barbie Wearing a Training Bra
Uranation of Fire Hydrants {note sp.}
Krabby Patty Disease
Stomping on Swallowtail Butterfly Chrysalids for Christ Sakes
Chitty Chitty Bang {GUNSHOT!!!}
Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Flushing their Toilet
Breaking a Window for Crying Out Loud
Reading a Digital Clock in a Mirror
Clubbing Baby Urinals?!? WHAT THE f**k?!?
Stabbing Praying Mantids for Heaven Sakes
Uranated Showerhead {note sp.}
Suds & Surprise Cabbage Patch Kids
Getting Malaria from Faucet Handles
Flushing Away Telephones for Christ Sakes
♫Teacher, Leave those Kids Alone!!!♫
Defoliating the Skin
Damselfly Insemination
Running Over Doodlebugs for Crying Out Loud
Lye Puffs are Lye-A-Riffic!
Flushing Baby Turtles Down Toilets
Moon Rocks of Fury
Stomping on Doodlebugs for Christ Sakes
Kes is Back...and Boy is She Pissed!!!
Drake Parker Wrecking a Dune Buggy
Getting a Brain Scan for Pete Sakes
That's Dorky!!!
Flush the Fucking Toilet, Dooshbag!!! {sp. intentional}
Salivation of Computer Mouses
Money in the Sea for Heaven Sakes
Grass in the Radiator Grille
You're Flamed...er...uh...FIRED!!!
Blowing Up Electrolytic Capacitors for Crying Out Loud
Stay Out of Our Dreams!!!
Don't...Touch...Anything!
Smashing Open Bowling Balls for Christ Sakes
Elevator of Dume {sp. intentional}
Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge
Going Jellyfishing for Pete Sakes
Buying Moon Sand to Eat
Being a Goofy Goofy Goofy Goofy Goober
www.muzzyadults.cum
Shannon Loves Freddy
Peeing on Piss Ants for Christ Sakes
Breaking a Window While Shooting a Porn Video
That's "Tennis Balls"...eagh..."TENTACLES!!!"
Unlucky Charms
When the Falcon's Away, the Rats will Play
Stomping on Cockroach Egg Cases for Heaven Sakes
Rotting Apple vs. Cinnamon Stick
Cantaloupe Under the Ocean
Setting Fire to a Root Cellar for Christ Sakes
Is That a Flashlight in your Pocket or are You just Small like That?
Camel Pee in a Cup
Kicking Down a Door for Pete Sakes
Merry Sniffmas!
The Worstiest Week Ever {sp. intentional}
"Peggy" the Pirate
We'll Be your Disloyal Crew {you can tell by a lot of these band names that I
watch a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants on the boob tube}
Rock Top
Don't Clicket or Don't Ticket
More Higgentoiletmuscle than you can Shake a Stick At
Remembering a Baby Cow
Piss You What's that Horrible Odour?!?
Jail Bars made of Marshmallow
Flushing Rocks down Toilets for Christ Sakes
Superman Destroying a Bathtub
Beating Up Beanbag Chairs for Pete Sakes
Hit It with Motor Oil
Breaking Light Bulbs for Heaven Sakes
The Dog Pissed on the Rug Again
What the Phuck is "OMG"?!?
Used Raccoon {vulgar term for feces} on the Sidewalk
He's Got Stankfoot
Used Squirrel Pee Under the Tree
His Shorts are Too Tight - You can See His Inseminator!!!
Used Starfish Excretions Under the Rock
The Doughnut of Shame
Is C3PO a Robot Faggot?
Everything's Not Shipshape!
The Crusty Plate is Indestructible
Hari Kari
Kamakazi
Auf Wiedersehen
Diet of Garbage Food
Flamedramon's a Queerbate
Drake Parker has a Rash
Eating a Doodle Cake
Black Metal
It's Neutronium, Dammit!!!
Not the Remote, the Remote
Porche {from "The Mighty B"} Sounds like a Lezzy
Stuck in Your Craw
Funkyvillage
Jitterbug-O-Rama
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Riding the Little Bus {the "little (school) bus" is usually ridden in by retards}
Conducting Wastepaperbasket Inspections
♫Respect the Badge♫
♫Fear the Gun♫
Out Here it's Eat or Drink Douches
Crickets Chirping at Noon
Photograph Lactation
The Krusty Kabbage
Gwen has Chicken Pox
Socker Mother's Minivan
Yucky Legpit Puddles
Drinking Dog Water
Superhero Sidekick
Leave the Wheel Listener's Club
♫Aww She's a Brick...Shithouse!!!♫
She Stomps at Night
Chewing Juicy Fag Gum
Touch but Don't Move
Polly Want a Used Douche!
Alligator Hockey
Raptor Baseball
Stewie's Got a Boyfriend!!!
♫You Will Always Be My Safe Business!!!♫
iCan't Go Diarrhea
Dress for Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub Bub
♫Pray...For...H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws!♫
That Clogged Toilet Rulz!!!
Yeah, Stomp on It! Kick It!
Finding a Letter or Three
The Dog Drinks Fleet brand Disposable Enemas
A Matter of Timer
SEIU is Pussywhipped!
I'd Like to Buy a "G"
Selling a Dirty Towel
My Dog Has Cicadas
Santa Clause Flushing a Toilet
Bird Spoon
Hexagonal Giraffe
Cornflake Festival
Chipmunk Serrated Knife
Everything that Comes Out of this Flashlight is either Urine or David Hasselhoff
Priceful Family Airlume {sp. intentional}
Dog Fork
Buy Goalbond {sp. intentional}
Lose a Turn!
Pinching a Loaf in the Toaster
I Live in a Mop
Dying for Pie
No Ifs, Ands, Or Asses...My Family's Got Glasses
Imitation "Krab" Meat Going Bad {sp. intentional}
Starfleet Nugget
Squidward Destroying a Urinal
Squilliam Destroying a Bejeweled Toilet Paper Holder
Calling the Cops for Christ Sakes
Getting a Double Twerpectomy for Wayne Sakes
Suds & Surprise Garbage Pale Kids {Potty Scotty gets thrown
into the shitbowl along with a generous squirt of dish soap}
"The Battle of Panthatar" is Just Fucking Pussywhipped!
As Is!!!
Carmelising a Chicken McNugget
Get the 8 Ball!!!
Eating Swallowtail Butterfly Caterpillars {larvae} for Christ Sakes
♫There Goooes...The Crimson Chin!♫
Putting Ketchup on Rice Crispies
Like a Monster Crossing the Hudson River...STOMPING!
♫Piddle You What's that Horrible Feel!♫
Superman Destroying a Sewer Pipe
Why Can't You See the River from Riverview Park?
Lyrics Websites Destroying a Computer
Fergy Wants to Get Shot from the Cannoñata
Getting Addicted to Pak Rat for Pete Sakes
Fixing Dinner Because it's Broken
{spoken in a nearly monotone computer voice} Squeeze Boobs!
Fishbulb
Why Do the Curtains Smell like Piss?
We're Just Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS}
Burying Dung Beetles for Christ Sakes
Swiffer...Digivolve to...DUSTMON!!!
Side-Effects of Meloxicamedia May Include Axillary Micturition, Bladder Revulsion, and Hepatic Hemmorhage
Batman Destroying an Antenna Array
Flushing Christmas Bulbs Down the Toilet
Remote-Controlled Vomitorium
Shrek Sweat
Kid Dirtee {sp. intentional}
This Offer *IS* Available in Stores
Mr. Crabs Floating in the Toliet {sp. intentional}
Going to a Fishuneral
Splenic Lavage
Cloning Winona Ryder's Poop
♫Eight More Days to Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!!!♫
Eu de Toliet {sp. intentional}
♫Call the Glass Doctor He'll Fix Your Pain♫ {note sp.}
Don't Wanna Lie like My Fence Does
Kick Start & Turn Me Over
We Aren't the Robots!
Taking a Shower in Hot Elephant Pee
Reflection is Automatic
The Buttlords
Rat Oblivion
The Potty Song
Penile Detergent
Bleeding Socks
Hooray for Mylar!
Mounted PoliceHorse Pigs
When Good Pet Doors...Go BAD!
Disintegrating Keychain Flashlight
Who's the Late Turd Burglar?
Dropping a Stool in the Pool
Ogre Micturition
NO, Baby!!!
Legpit Underwear Pads
Cold Water Slime
Sysop Sweat
Laser Nebulae
Twisted Brother
Black Floyd
Neutering a Picture Tube
Venomous Poison
We're All FaggotS!!!
Poisonous Venom
A Hair on the Cistern {toilet tank}
Annoying a Broom
Shoe Testicle
Throwing a Bass Axe for Pete Sakes
Vacuuming Up Bong Ashes
Destroying an Accordion for Christ Sakes
Is Mermaid Man a Homo?
Uranating a Urinator for Heaven Sakes {note sp. of "uranating"}
Flying the Gay Little R/C Airplane
Dominator++
Egg Harness
Tight-Fitting Seattle Remover
Melting a Boat Anchor for Christ Sakes
The Bus Melted My Socks!
Puking Up Krabby Patties for Pete Sakes
Who Fell Out of the Tree of Knowledge?
Braiding Our Toilets
Shampooing a Squirrel
Uranating on a Chair {note sp.; "urAnating". not "urInating"}
Spilling Bong Ashes in the Couch
Spending the Nighter Aloner with My Tromboner
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PCAT {said like "pee cat"}
Cactus Impersonator
Impmon Flunked One of Those Polygrip Tests on Maury
Gallantmon Flunked the Maternity Test on Maury
Beelzemon is Not the Baby Daddy
Hydrogenated Potheads
The Pee Spuds
Lenscap Hoars
What Do Urinal Mints Taste Like?
Squeeze Boobs!!!
Miserably Failing One of Those Polygrip Tests
Going Tee-Tee in the Toi-Toi
We Don't Feel Tardy!
Tree Inseminators
Superzapper Discharge
Kookie Krispy {sp. intentional}
Born Again Idiot
Is Clay Aiken REALLY a Faggot?
Trapped...Out of My Element
Incendiary Bushes
Finish My Drink, Down My Smoke
The Rechargeable Potheads {pronounced "poa'THEEDS" like Homer Simpson would pronounce it}
Salty Teeth
Here Comes the The Biggest Asshole
Click!!!
Arrested Development
Acting Like Nothing's Wrong
Beating Up a Frog for Posterity Sakes
The Air Toi-Tois (from a Tena® adult diaper commercial)
The Procreating Douchenoozles {sp. intentional}
Taking the Dirty Bubble Challenge
Flowers in the Dustbin
Some Bogus Pisson Vacuumed Up a Shoe!
Turn On the Gosh Darn Map Light!
Deodourant Chickadeebone with Mustard
Aspirin Toilet
Fizzy Urinal
My Little Poo-Poo Book
Stop Morning Wood!!!
Rat Tail Comb Attack!
Prefrontal Lavage
Testicular Shampoo
Savage Vacuum
Colonic Rabies
Hypodermic Pepsi
Fizzy Urinator
Defecated Underwear Models
Have You Seen this Slug?
Get a Cup of Coughea
Potty Off, Potty Yellowjacket
Sleeping in a Bed of Cockroach Egg Cases
Cupajoe
Waiter, There's a Soup in My Fly
Kofy {pronounced like "coffee"}
Postnasal Drip Points {"Drip points" are those small projections on the bottoms of some telephone insulaters}
Gee, Your Hair Smells Like Rotten Octopus Urine!
Forget or Forget {based upon the now-defunct television program "Forgive or Forget"}
Hudson is a Piddle Paper Wasp
Not the Douche, the Douche!!!
Stomping on Praying Mantid Nymphs for Christ Sakes
Captain Uvula Sucks Big Walrus Cock
U-Rine Shipping Supply Specialists
DumbWAV Converter
Perspiration Christ {it's like "Piss Christ" but with a different fluid}
A Used Enema in the Wastepaperbasket
Stubbing Our Toes for Jesus
LinkSis DisconnectPeeCee
Corporate Douche

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He or She Smells Like a Bus
Captain Proton Uses a Phucked-Up Phlashlight {sp. intentional}
Netscrape v4.79
R-Place is YouR-Place Too
Aural Enema
Sewer Pickles of H8Red
Why is the Wastepaperbasket All Stinky?
Wonder Woman Destroying a Cistern
Dogs Pissing on Tyres
Lighting Candy Cigerettes
Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Oregano
Fighting the Fighters
Hammering Bashing Pounding & Smashing
Pooping in the Shampoo
Piddle Parsnip
Lipstick Micturition
The Constipated Giraffes
Missy is Phun to Molest
Who Wants to be a Pennyaire?
You've Got UsedEneMail!!!
Sclera is Brie
As Valuable as a Used Can of Crisco
Wake Up Micturating
Eating Out of the Cistern
Performing Spectroscopy of Dark Matter
The Keebler Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Rice Crispies Elves!
Throwing Our Dog Water
Neon Darks
The Woman Machine
Tiger Woods' Wife Breaking Windows with His Favourite Golf Club
The Rice Crispies Elves Look Like those Goddamn Queer Keebler Elves!
Cleaning a Urinator with a Hairbrush
Cash In a Can = Money In a Water Closet
The Not-So-Mighty Piddletones
He'll Be Back for -$16,384.00
Eyelash Stilleto Knife
Feel the Tablespoon
Lisol: Infect to Unprotect
With Culturebifidus Regularis
The Ass Gaskets {toilet seat covers}
Those Are My Rats, Give Me Back Their Patooties!
Accordion Hosebags
The Bagpipe Blasters
He's Got a Razor Blade in His Shoo
Shandy Puts a Wildcard Back in Her Stem
I'm Lingo, and This is Chuck!
Armpit Sweat Puddles the Size of Turkey Platters
Illogic Probe
These Aren't the Voyages of the Starship Secondprise
He's Jim, Dead!
Sysop Lacrimation
Pissicus
It's All Fun & Games Until Someone Loses a Wiener
Using Resolve Without a Vacume
My Poo Poo Cup
My Menstrual Mug
My Perspiration Tube
My Vomit Vase
Frank Incense
Poppa Boyl
My Cum Dumpster
Waytoochatty Cathy
♫He's Got His Plastic Pee Bag♫
♫She's Got a Robust Purse♫
LASER: L-A-Z-E-R {buzzing noise}
Typhoid Marianne
Urinous Piddle
Violet "Lazer" of "Dume"
Ruth (from the now-defunct 611) Looks Like a Lezzy
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Butt Whyy Per!
Babysitting a Pair of Plastic Slippers
Ginko is Good for the Bladder
Boniva Makes You Go Poo Poo
Grab a Couple of Lingo Testes!
The Kindegarden Cop Killer Wannabe Idiots {sp. of "kindergarten" intentional}
♫You Run Around like a Paper Towel♫
It's Time to Find Out what Uranator Mints Taste Like
400 Teraquads of Crap
A Dog Pushing a Wagon
Used Cat Turds on the Comfort Blanket
The Princess and The Pee {note sp. of "pea"}
Urenal Sysop
General Douchebaggery
Extreme Asshattery
Pothead Scotthead
Who's Got Malaria?
USB Dog Turds
The Nitrogenated Penguins
Eight Ball Deluxe...Two Ball
Quit Chalking and Start Talking
Get the Eight Ball!
The Prince and The Uranation {note sp. of "urination"}
Getting Crabs from a Toilet Paper Dispenser
Feeding Solar-Powered Enemas to the Poor
My Spittle Sysop
Who Uranated in the Teapot? {note sp.}
The Flooded Defecals
Ashtray Lavage
Urine Trouble!
Screwdrivers of Destitution
Plad to the Bone
Flammable Puppies
Urochrome for Lepers
May Cause Fecal Injury
Uranated VHS {note sp.}
Agumon Flunked the Polygrip Test on Maury
Test for Battery Poop
Parsley, Rosemary, Thyme, and Vinegar
Squeaky Wheels Not Getting Oil
Apple Falling Far from the Tree
Uranated Carrot {note sp.}
Captain Howdy's a True Douchebag!
MegaFon {sp. intentional}
Rat Emesis
Giving Triks to a Rabbit
Mr. Rogers is Raping My Trailer
Nasal Soap
Shooting Sleds for Fun and Profit
Annoying a Pushbroom
Screaming Overhead Projector
Making Fun of the Amish
R2-D2 Lives in my Belly Button
C3PO Lives in my Sinuses
Flushing Trout down a Toilet
Wastepaperbasket Incandescence
Invisible Sirius
Batman Destroying a Cistern
Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
Finding some Fairly NewParents™ and Cleaning Their Water Closet
Tape Dispenser Enuresis
Squeezing Boob Pus
Dyeing Fragglz {note sp.}
Snipping Off Our Urinals to Spite Our Ears
Partial Pillow
MNO Stopwagon
Penile Pustules
Rusty Syringe
Micturating LED Desk Lamp
Cirrhosis of the Bladder
Alopecia Of Scrotal Hair
Water Closet Lavage
Sitting on a Time Bomb
This Ear Hair Remover is Brie
Waiting By the Sink
Seeing the Trees for the Woods
♫Friskers...Feed the Bunghole!!!♫
Gastric Uranation {note sp.}
PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! {capitalisation intentional}
When the Bullet Hits the Phone
Inseminator I Optically Image
Hummingbirds Are Brie
Warfarin is Rat Poison!
Deal or Deal?
Snipping Off Our Testicles to Spite Our Pancreases
♫Put a Little Love in Your Urethra!♫
Invisible Stormtroopers
The Intelligenttoiletmuscles
Lamp Floating in a Wall Uranator
Having Dain Bramage
Satan is a Soft Fabric
Satin is the Devil
Frown for the Camera
Wishing Well Lavage
That Toothpick Pissed in My Sock Drawer
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Sgt. Stadanko & the Potheads
Taking a Shower in Hot Blue Whale Pee
Sleeping Like a Sloan Uranator Spud Valve
The Ugly Giant Bags of Mostly Water
We Live in Mops
This Toliet Uranus {sp. intentional}
Sheliak Corporate Douche
Give Those Buttmonkeys some Change
Give that Turd Burglar an Enema
The "Poo-Poo On the Toilet Seat" Band
Disco Vacuums
Not the Vagina, the Vagina!!!
Stomp on the Candiosity Meter! Yeah Yeah Yeah STOMP ON IT!!!
Urine & Acetic Acid
Fecal Alcohol Syndrome
Corn Poop
Peecup
Viva Uriñator
Loud Face
Crust Amateur Health 2D Douche
Flush the Johñ!
Contro Flexible
Janyu's Arc {a spoof of the title of the Digimon episode "Janyu's ArK"}
Why Do Piss Ants Smell Like Uranation?
Busted Eyeglasses
Ding Dong the Mailbox is Dead!
Activia: The Poo-Poo Yogurt
Pressure! Dañger!!!
Remote-Controlled Learnatorium
Chantix Causes Solid Pee-Pee
Stepping in Wolf Shit
Maximum Candiosity to the Death Ray!
Urine Banana
Micturition Apple
Out of Coñtrol
Why Do the Curtains Smell Like Giraffe Pee?
KwH Meter Revulsion
The Homophobic Holograms
Smell-O-Cards
Squirtgun Traffic Cameras
Holy Shit Batman!!!
♫Why Do the Elderly Growl At the Dead Wingless Legless Lice in My Laundry Rice in My Dead Tacos♫
♫Put a Little Love in Your Urinary Bladder!♫
Water Church Co-pilots
Wrong Soong. Wrong Soong!
Bad Wee-Wee!!! Go Down the Uranator!!!
Never Use Blue Without Black
Rat Pellet Gun
Crust Amateur Health Incomplete Douche
Piddle Satan
Shit, that Pile of Shit Stinks!!!
Are We Watering Snausages Today?
Clang Clang Clang Goes the Urinal
Somebody Hosed Down My Cupcake
Wonder Woman Demolishing a Uranator
Inverted Chickens
Happy Happy Halloween, Sil-Ver Shamrock!
Urea Heap
Flamingo Mayonnaise
Mermaid Man Demolishing a Cistern
Drowning in Cat Piddle
Fish Fork
Barnacle Boy Destroying a Shower Stall
Teñ Secoñds to Trañsmission
Beelzemon's Little Day (obscure Digimon reference here)
Flashlight Battery Hoars
King Neptune Demolishing a Refrigerator
Hubcap Destructor
The Invisible Woman Demolishing a Uranator
Smells like Used Dooshes {sp. intentional}
Shooting a Princess Telephone to Bits for Christ Sakes
Charma Kameleon
Sitting Naked by the Phone
Hooray for Acrylic!!!
Verses & Delusion
Squidward Demolishing a Wooden Chair
Boy George Without Makeup
H8red Is an Addiction
Shampooing a Fireplace
Uranating the Dog {note sp.}
Jackie's Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Shampee
Shampiss
Shampidde
Shampotty
SpongeBob Destroying a Pineapple
Moderate Asshaberdashery
Cupatimmy
Yessss!!! The National Anthrax {spoken like Butt-Head}
Activia "Poo-Poo Yogurt" I See, You can Feel It With Your Pee
Have a Drink On You!
Tree Uranation {sp. intentional}
Flat Tyre Beer
Toilet Dentition
Stealing a Bone from the Dog
Gastric Micturition
Mouldy Slippers
Axillary Lavage
Patellar Collapse
Let Me Put My Hate into You Babe
Such Douche-Tastic Friends
Spachela!
All Spambags are Evil and Must Die!!!
Carburetor Lavage (pronounced "")
Phear the Dirty Uranator!
Black Gears of H8Red
Blindly Touching Her Boobs
Uricide
Does the Easter Rabbit Carry its Own Cross?
Windoe Terd Burglers {sp. intentional}
Spanking the Blue Whale
Peeing Uranated Glass Marble
Capt. Morgan Bateson is a Queerbate
¡Husoos Cristo En Una Muleta!
Dr. Pecker and the Seven Downs
Coffee and Cremation
Viva Uriñal
Toilet Tank Drunkard
Coaxial Schmoaxial
Here a Pecker There a Pecker Everywhere a Doctor Pecker!
Mounds of Poo and Almond Wastoids
Sparking Up a Big Bowl of Finely-Minced Oregano
Juvenile Radiation Clinic
Some Buttsnoipe Ironed My Socks
4:20
Giving Him Cooties
Drinking Massengill Brand Post-Pitcher Cool Aide
A Baseball in a Wood Chipper
Captain Howdy's Such a Bungsnoipe!
Cum Guzzling Gutterslut
Splenic Uranation {note sp.}
That Gatoraide Tea Bottle is So So Queer, You Can Hear It While You Steer!
A Christmas Story About Cleaning Up Poo
Micturition of the Solar Plexus
{girl's voice} Linguo...Boned? {male robot voice} Linguo...IS...Boned!!!
Butt Sandwich Implosion
Is it YouTube or YourTube?
Food Crook
Asshole Thermometer
Cello Uranator {pleze noat spelig}
¡¡¡TOMAR UN CUADRO PARA LOS MOTIVOS DE CRISTO!!!
Rock Inseminator
Sumophilia
The Gay Little Heli Flying to Anthrax Zax
Preparation TC Stops Tile Comets
Preparation B for the Bunghole
Blow Money? Hip Hip Cheerio!!!
The Milk has Gone Off
Iron Legionnaire
Telling the World to Fuck Off!
Juggernaut
Post-Menstrual Princess Reds
Phone Sys: The Douched Moose  {This is really what I named my BBS when I started it on 07-21-89!!!}
Hypnos III
Cupamichael
Sucking Up Dead Socks
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Screaming Down the Hobo Shack
Uranium Uranator
Pissing the Bed for Science
Lazing 'Round the TV
Tulip Lactation
Shooting some Stick
Volume Vacuum
Bungholio in One or Two
Elektroshock Kardiogramm
Don't be a Bungsnoipe now That's the Key!
Sk8 or Be Termin8ed
Killing The Last Ninja
Jiminy Cricket is Such a Douchenoozle
Micturating in a Uranator {pleeze noat speling}
You Can't Spell "Murine" without "URINE"!
Burning the Birthday Candle at Both Ends
Laser Galvos of Doom
Smashing Mosquito Wrigglers (larvae) for Christ Sakes
Switch 1,053,000
Looping is for Faggots
Robotron: 2084 is for Lezzies
Superman Demolishing a Rain Barrel
The Green Lantern Destroying a Toilet Seat
Batman Ruining a Pot of Mashed Potatoes
Wonder Woman Wrecking a Pair of Socks
Homo On the Range {Faggot On the Stove}
Pubic Enema #2
¼ Teasoon Short of 256 Bytes
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Total and Complete Asshaberdashery
Santa Clause Demolishing a Fireplace
Rudolph Destroying a Red Light Bulb
Febreze Vacuum Rottener
Batman Demolishing a Uranator
Breaking Light Bulbs for Christ Sakes
The Sysop of the Now-Defunct Toylet Bowl BBS is a Faggot!
Wonder Woman Destroying a Dustbin
Superman Demolishing a Dust Lorry
Yo, wassup homes?
Trading in a Dildo for a Buttplug
The Seminiferious Tubloidial Buttsnoipes
Little Wheels (Not Turning)
Santa Clause Piddling Down a Chimney
My Pee-Pee Bottle of Pee-Pee
The Invisible Woman Shooting a Urinal
Santa's Little Harmer
VHS Video Hypnotic
Blindly Touching Her Boobs
Class IV: The Toylet
Carrot Rope
Deadman's Switch Disengage
This Popcycle Freezes
Real`Unreal
Ripping a Band-Aid Off
No Vagina, there isn't a Santa Clause
Boneless Accordions
Icycle Insomnia
We Are Dyslectic of Brog. You will be Asslaminated. Resistors are Fertile.
Bring the Dissonance
Borg Academie
Kitty on Death's Patio
Wherever There's a Punchbowl, Somebody will Uranate into It {sp. intentional}
Football Isn't for Sissies!
Killswitch Rejoice
Halleluja Water Closet
Alka-Seltzer Uranation {sp. intentional}
Some Buttknocker Ironed my Shoes!
The Homo Telephones
Uranated Carbonation {sp. intentional}
My DJ's Norm I Call Him Rich
Fireflies in Discord
You're a Douche You're a Douche!
¡Dejando la bañera O.N.U-Limpiada con un chorro de agua para los motivos de Cristo!
Leaving the Light Bulb Unscrewed for Christ Sakes
The Unsanitary Napkins
The Pee Bottle Bomber 
"Phlushing" "Shooz" "Doen" "Toliets" {sp. intentional}
The Sweaty Ramekins
Uranate like a Competitive Equine {sp. intentional}
Perspiring like a Policeman
Sweaty Furkins
Praying to the Porcelain God
Is Bender Really a Queer?
Koji Minamoto, It is Time
Mouldy Loaves and Fishes
I Just Want to Touch Her Thingies!
The Homophobiacs
The Dickheads
The Homo Phones
NeoSporan Pain
Teh Penus Vaccuumes {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Bowler's Pee
The Phoney-Bologna Plastic Spiders
Afterbirth on Toast (That's Pizza)
Hillbilly Snatch
Punk Piss
Boob Pus
Rhino Clit
The Butt Dumplings
Golfer's Lacrimation
You Seafood Inappropriately
The Hidden Enemy
Tree Sweat
Tour de Dillhole
MyDeath.com
Captain Ovary Takes Birth Control
Vaginabooklet.com
Eye Kant Vaccume {ahl werds intenshonaly mispelt}
Blindly Touching Her Ears
Carbohydrate Proteene
Stop Fucking my Refrigerator or Subcommander Antilepton will Pee In Your Socks!
Penilemagazine.edu
Ahh Bee See Dee Vitammine
Grinding Shooz Up in the Food Waste Disposer {sp. intentional}
Urine Luck
THE F46607$
Telephone Sweat
Phosphor Bedspread
Venemous Sunglasses
The Hearing-Ear Cats 
 
 
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