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musicman
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Amish My Sister (In honor of suenewtotx)
Urine Deep Doodoo (In honor of AngryMcPisseron)
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suenewtotx
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Those are great, musicman!
That Amish Guy Won't Spit In The Bucket
Call The Police! It's That Pope
sh*tfaced Because It's Nice
We Are The Department Of Public Safety
Sausage Is Not A Lie
Patchy Pubes
Transfer My Uvula
The Pancake-Batter Splatters
We Do Not Hyphenate
Hung Lo!
Jittery And Radically Edgy Dieters (or JARED)
Martha Washington Does Not Blow
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Big Momma
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makin' corks for rectal leakage
sniff my manly stench
the pattering polygamist project
jingo and the jiggly meat band
making burgers in yer pits
will you lick it for a quarter? [from "stuff in he gutter"]
rancid butter biscuit boys
oat bran fecal splat
painting with bird turds
the itch you can't scratch
carbuncle bum lance
velvet toilet paper [from ""preseving my anus]
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suenewtotx
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Suckle Them Teats, L'il Amish Nursing Baby!
Git Along, L'il Dogie! Git Along
Lesbian Nipple Friskers
We Said Call FTD, Not STD
Mariah Carey's Left Nipple Is No More
Drill Bits Make Crappy Suppositories
Mysteries Of Frozen Testicles
We Are The Global Standard!
Will The Pope Drink Coffee?
Don't Eat That!
Soy-Milk Vomit Splurge
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Angry McPisseron
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?SYNTAX ERROR IN THE TOLIET
READY.
It is Wrong to Beat Off Nature Be My Musical Idiot Practise Makes Imperfect |
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Bruce
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Music Group XP (Experience)
My Dad Is Special
I'll Bet You Five Bucks That I Get It Right
Styrio Tipi Cal Niggum Jr. and His Gang Of Rappin' Thugs
Are You Feelin' It Yet?
Chocolate Milk In the Morning
The Mandarin and Cranberry Masters
The White Russian Mafia
May Cause Cramps
She Tastes Like Strawberries
I TOLD You Not To Go There!
Knives And Stabbing Weapons
Headed For Death
Four Ugly Guys and A Beautiful Girl
Portal to the Dead Pool
The Armed and Geeky Glasses Guys
Flat Soda
Expired Milk
Rich Creamery Butter
Out of Tissues
I kinda suck at this, I guess. Some are in-jokes and references. This is actually my second post on the subject.
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suenewtotx
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Bruce, I love your made-up bad band names! You definitely do not suck at this. And some more: Don't Take Those Amish Tweens To The Mall
We Sweat
Shake A Peg-Leg, Cap'n Crunch! Shake A Peg-Leg
Anal Pirates And Other Crazy Characters
The Pope Likes Naked People
Sally Field Is Too Busy To Remember To Take A Pill Every Day!
Robert Goulet Had Emerald Nuts
Don't Buy Beans For That Pilgrim
Maxi-Pads And Other Trendy Things To Decorate Your Home With
My Sink Is Stylish!
Trying To Sue George Washington
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Big Momma
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Apricot, toe jam cracker fest
the all fat, no lean jack sprat band
washin' out the doo doo undies by hand
sratchin' private places in public
The ropey mucus jump rope rampage
the sudden laxative explosion [ from "cramping my style']
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation situation
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PaWolf
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Tanks 'der, BM! I thought they were called...
Uncle Remus and the regurgitation simulation
(had a heck of a stage show, dontcha know!)
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Bruce
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Aw, thanks, Sue!
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Big Momma
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You gonna eat yer maggots? the Methodist men's mincemeat mayhem band Soggy Eddy and the love handle slap The all excrement ex-lax league chafing heat rash sweaty butt boys flabby ass fried chicken bash I wanna kiss you but yer breath smells gimme giblet gravy on my taters mavis |
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Angry McPisseron
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Drowning in the Gene Pool
Weed Whack-Off Madman at the Wheel Got my Foot Pinned to the Floor The Gigantic Underarm Sweat Puddles Band |
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musicman
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Pope Mobile Chasers
Rhyme Without Reason ( a Rap band)
Stiff Competition at the Morgue
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musicman
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If I'm First then U R not
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suenewtotx
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Give That Amish A Shovel And Tell Him To Dig Me A Ditch!
Reunion Of Once-Popular Chemical Reactions And Their Components
Pilgrims Lurk In My Brain
I Can't Tell
Cuticle Chip-Chop Fest
Festivus! For The Rest Of Us
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Bruce
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Real Music Eludes Us |
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suenewtotx
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The Amish Are Having A Pool Party, Oh My!
It's Raining On My Moldy Old Grandma
We Hate Onions
The Lactose Intolerants
Tell The Pope To Knock It Off
Leprechauns And Hookers Don't Mix
We Want Salty Peanuts, Not Salty Penis!
Give Me Back My Urine Sample! (based upon a true story)
Butter-Churning And Other Activities For The Lame
Maxi-Pad Meltdown
Those Stale Chips
Does The Sun Shine On Your Spleen?
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Moochamoocha
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To continue!!!
Cream? Cheese? The Boys Of Bummer Flaming Queens & Bull Dykes I Have To Go To The Bathroom Once More We're Peeling Skin Flakes 'R' Us Getting Dizzy Off The Fumes Stop Calling Me Shirley! What The Hell's In This Drink? The Bologna Sammiches The Farting Teen Queen We Forgot How To Pronounce Our Name Loud Ass Birthday Balloon Dinosaur Puke Totally Random sh*t Cowpie! On The Table Will Somebody Answer The Damn Phone?! Dean Bean & The Keen Scene Hitting That Two Times Rusty Screw You! The End Of All Things Crunchy Jump That Man Too Many Gays Hanging Up The Chili Pot Dead Necrophiliacs Bad Ad Gag Bag Loose Meat In Your Stool Three Jeffs & One Goopy Smoke Comes Out Of Your Pancreas Dos Equis With Ice Cream Steaming Butt Sausages Liquid Tunnel Time To Go..To Hell! On & On & On & On & On Then Off Bruised Lips Then Sassy Hips Gum Chewers This Means War Shut The Hell Up And Gimme My Money I Told You We Suck! ...and the hits just keep on coming! |
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Big Momma
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Fried clam bellies
toenails are tasty
Ferd Farkwar and the flatulence of dawn
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suenewtotx
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Sex-Rompin' And Barn-Stompin' With The Amish
Nipples On TV!
Fetch That Holy Water, Pope! Fetch That Holy Water
Placental Illusion
Cabinet Chicken
Fed Up With Lard
Jack-O'-Lanterns Breed In My Ass
Pudding Blister
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suenewtotx
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Button Your Frock, Scandalous Amish Woman! Button Your Frock
Don't Blame That Nipple!
We Will Crash That Prom
Opening Christmas Presents On The Fourth Of July
We Are Pomp And Circumstance, Not Pimp And Circumcision
You Will Dance 'Cause It's Not Gay
Mrs. Butterworth Is Sticky
Pasties And G-Strings For The Little Ones
I Am Pre-Owned, Not Used
We Are Famously Fresh
POPE!, The Band (or Polishing Our Pricks Everywhere)
Fine, Young Presidents Of The Venereal Disease-Of-The-Month Club
Magnificent Mongoose
Circumcised By A Lawn Mower
Skydiving With Oysters
Ledge Slut
Don't Punch That Duck!
We Are Your Fetish
That Nipple Knows
You'll Call Now!
Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut After Nut
Bananas Have A Peel
Cut That Chicken, Little Mikey! Cut That Chicken
We Ordered A Dr. Pepper, Not Dr. Pecker
Being Inbred Is Illegal In Only 2½ States
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Angry McPisseron
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Igniting a Petroleum Product at Zero Hundred Hours
555 Days of F.L.A.R.G. Remote-Controlled Urinator Spud Valve Go To Heli!!! Bathtub Beer Loser Boomerang Flat Bowling Pins Put the Brown Thing in the Round Thing Urinous Confetti Flat Tyre Beer Chase {from Zoey 101} Looks like a Fa99ot!
Captain Uvula is a Piss Ant |
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Moochamoocha
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I can't stop! I can't stop!
Vegetarian Speed Demons On Crack Loud Drunken Phone Call Chin Hair The Histamine Blockers Turn Loose, Mongoose! Die Till We Kill You Why The Amish Don't Dance Shake 'n' Bake Shooting Rubber Bands At Miguel Who The Hell Is Miguel? Claws On A Chalkboard Kung-Fu Creatures On The Rampage Two Part 13 In A Six Part Series You Can't Do That Open Leg Policy Upstairs Downstairs The Band! Chupame Mis Chi-chis (Spanish for lick my balls) The Pantywaists Not Giving A Hoot Aww Man, Do We Have To Play Here? Toilet Tankery Marshmallow Bees Have Stung Head In A Vice Grip Three Guys In A Chicken Suit Four Hour Work Day Thank Goodness For Cheese! Wally World's Cavalcade Of Crap You'll Forget Us In Two Years The James Blunts Regurgitation Proclamation Shuck The Corn And Slap My Momma Sagging Titties Featuring Breastless Wonder Do Your Balls Hang Low? Flipping Off The Popemobile Sand Crabs Up The Wazoo Huckledy Duckledy Boo Boo Boo Moove Over Butter Jewel Encrusted Fungus Weapons Of Ass Instruction Milton Berle Inspired Me To Cross Dress Dreck, Drivel & Other Crap Sensational Gestational Melted Ice Cream In Your Purse Everybody In The World Sucks! Your Co-dependent Uncle Totally Gay! The Fringe Benefits We Only Sound Good When We're High Killing Flies With Platform Shoes Lice Infestation Kill All Doormen A Priest, A Rabbi And A Buddhist Monk We're All Going To Die! Hell In A Handbasket No One Wants To Hear Us Blowing Up Parliament On April 26 2x + 3y (14x - 10y) - 17x + 36y Aspire To Geekdom Big Honking Zit We Sing In Double Entendres Satanic Verses Are Hidden In Our Songs Next Time There Won't Be A Next Time Shall I continue? |
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suenewtotx
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Mooch, you go, girl! You GO! You shall definitely continue!
Don't Take That Amish Trannie To The Mall!
Does The Pope Eat At The Olive Garden?
Get A Nipple
Buying That Baby Some Beer
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Bruce
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Is..Um...the Sausage Cooked Enough?
A Glass Of Chocolate Milky Way
Flurger Bing (The Burger King Tribute Project)
Fatality
You Weak Pathetic Fool
Hello, We're....
The United States Cavalry Rides Over The Hilltop
The Curly Shuffle
The Sharpest Knives In The Drawer
How About This Whole Conservation Situation?
I Before E Except After C (a.k.a. E Before I After C in some regions)
Nailing Your Ass To The Wall
Crumbs On My Clean Carpet
The Members Of The Polk Street Band
The April Vineyard Experience
The Earwax Tweezers
Huh? What??
The Nailcutters
The Encyclopedia Salesmen
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