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  Quote HomesickTexan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Fat headed animated poptart kid!!!
    Posted: 01 Nov 2009 at 6:28pm
Everything from the annoying jingle to this kids grotesque head pisses me off in this stupid commercial. It makes me want to hurt kittens.
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  Quote Synesthesia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2009 at 8:25pm
It doesn't make me want to hurt kittens, as I love kittens, but it's a stupid commercial
Tired of these folks making all this money to make annoying commercials that annoy me.
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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2009 at 8:36pm
...talk about 'resurrecting the dead'!
GAAAaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwd, that series of 'Americanized Anime' is terrible!
 
 
Reaaaaaly want to see something? Go check out their website - your skin will crawl.
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  Quote Cornholio Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 Nov 2009 at 11:42pm
Goddammit I hate this commercial!!   Mostly for the stupid oversized head.   Then you add in the saccharine background music and it really makes me want to hurl.
gabba gabba hey!
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  Quote dp7 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Nov 2009 at 5:46pm
A child's head should not be bigger than their parent's.  It is in this commerical.  That is just wrong!  And the little dance he does when he enters the kitchen...very random.  Plus, what house has a staircase with a curved stair (seen when he slides down the stairs)?  Oh sure, why not manipulate the architecture of the house just so Little Junior can make a quick and dramatic entry into the kitchen for his Pop Tart dance! Dead
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  Quote Jkf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Nov 2009 at 11:53pm
I want to know what ad agency this is that always has that same music in the background with a monotone announcer in the background. All variations have some sort of chanting "bum-bum-bah-bah" in the background. The music will stop, start a drum roll and begin again. Poptarts uses the music in this ad. Renuzit uses the music. Verizon Wireless, Walmart and Target do the music with the announcer too. It seems it all started with the American Express card. Whoever started this concept needs to stop ! It is MOST annoying.
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  Quote Captain Pipcard Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Nov 2009 at 12:02am
Anyone here who thinks it's cute?

EDIT: But I think the tap dancing is over-the-top.
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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Nov 2009 at 1:23am
Originally posted by Captain Pipcard

Anyone here who thinks it's cute?
Probably the kid simply dying for a PopTart.
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  Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Nov 2009 at 3:28pm
My kid will not eat Poptarts, but she loves this commercial to the extent that she wants me to buy them, anyway.

Score one for the stupid commercial.
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  Quote Phil Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2009 at 3:33am
I actually like these commercials.
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  Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2009 at 2:34pm
You're the poptart kid, aren't you
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  Quote Madawee Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2009 at 2:55pm
The thought of Poptarts for breakfast makes my skin crawl. For an afternoon snack, ok, but BREAKFAST? "Start your day off right with a good sugar buzz!" Blech.
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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2009 at 4:58pm
Originally posted by Phil

I actually like these commercials.
ConfusedPlease tell us that you aren't one of those guys who lures little children behind closed doors, with the promise of a warm poptart and a cold glass of milk...even if they are your own kids.
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  Quote the raytownian Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Nov 2009 at 6:27am
I don't mind the visual parts of this commercial, but I really think the music is incredibly irritating.
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  Quote dp7 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 Nov 2009 at 7:41am
Originally posted by the raytownian

I don't mind the visual parts of this commercial, but I really think the music is incredibly irritating.


Funny thing is that I was the opposite...I didn't even (and still haven't) noticed the music.  All I see is that kid's planetarium head! LOL
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  Quote HomesickTexan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Nov 2009 at 5:23am
Just noticed tap dancing fathead seems to be wearing some variation of euro-styled capri pants. One more reason...
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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Nov 2009 at 5:36am
Originally posted by HomesickTexan

Just noticed tap dancing fathead seems to be wearing some variation of euro-styled capri pants...
LOLYea...'hand-me-downs' from his older sister.
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  Quote Legoman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Nov 2009 at 3:32am
glad i never saw it, most likey now i will
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  Quote poptartH8 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17 Nov 2009 at 10:36pm
I HATE HATE HATE the poptart kid. I am bored and watching TV and this commercial just came on. I just HAD to google "stupid poptart commercial" and found this forum. I also CAN'T STAND the kid's head! He looks like a mutant hydrocephalic freak. AND THAT PUTRID DANCING!!! YUCK!!!!! Dead 
It makes me want to gag! The music is to barf for, too. UGGHHH!
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  Quote 70s80s Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 Nov 2009 at 12:39am
I hated the summer editions of this ad in which they were making ice-cream sundaes with them.  Diabetic attack, anyone? Dead
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