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Posts: 13384 		  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Subaru: IDIOT 'lost sunglasses' (video)
    Posted: 29 Oct 2009 at 12:43am
Screw a bunch of THIS!
"...oh! I've LOST my lil' Ralfy Lauren (gots a friggin' pony on 'em, doncha know!) pink sunglasses! Gee, Dear, is it o.k by you if we travel acrost East Egypt looking for them?"
We then are exposed to every natural 'wonder' we NEVER wanted to see.
Idjit finds his glasses IN A FRIGGIN' BAT CAVE, for Chrissakes! (I dunno - maybe you folks go 'spelunking in shades' - and maybe it's just me...Confused)
Stupid Biatch should drop him the moment he comes running out of the cave with the bats chasing him - WITH 'shades' - after spending ALL DAY crossing 'Hells's Half-Acre' - for sunglasses - instead of a drink and 'some manly attention'!
Great move, Aussieidiots. No Subaru for me...but *I* got an nice trip for YOU - come get my '72 Windsor-351 Ford Galaxie 500 and meet me in the Algonquin Forest (it really makes great time) - lose the glasses - then, well...come look for 'em...leave the 'missus'Big%20smile
 
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God I hate this ad. Sunglasses? "lets see what can we do to make the owners of our cars appear as pretentious, moronic pieces of sh*t?"

I can see a nice phone, a wallet, house keys
but some sunglasses, leave your pussy husband in the cave lady. Beside, what's a married straight girl doin in a subaru?
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UnhappyYou GOTTA love the way that clueless airhead smiles at her lil'Drag Queen husband when he comes scurrying out of the cave...
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Isn't Subaru the official car of lesbians?
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Makes you wonder now if they left a KID behind somewhere while they went looking for the @#&% "lost" sunglasses.... LOL
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My friends and I were breaking into an abandoned building years ago and got busted when the cops showed up. We had to stay in handcuffs for an additional two hours while one of the police officers went back in the building to find his sunglasses.
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Posts: 13384 		  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 30 Oct 2009 at 11:43pm
Originally posted by korydvandyke

My friends and I were breaking into an abandoned building years ago and got busted when the cops showed up. We had to stay in handcuffs for an additional two hours while one of the police officers went back in the building to find his sunglasses.
 ConfusedYa still got the cop's glasses?!LOL
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its a sad commercial, subaru is moving away from it's base imho, they need to stay the quirky little Japanese cars, the 2010 are way off the outback is just supposed to be a beefy wagon of the legacy not a full blown SUV

i totally agree the guy and his lady are idiots for driving all over the place for a pair of sunglasses that he finds in his hoodie
Meh...
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How would somebody NOT feel sunglasses between their back and the car seat?

Also, second on Grafton's comment. Subaru used to make fun, if quirky, cars and wagons. But now the Forrester looks like every other SUV, and the Outback looks like a Dodge Journey. Ugh. I guess that's bound to happen when Toyota buys a big chunk of your stock.

ps to PaWolf: Despite what Paul Hogan may have told you 15 years ago, Subaru is not an Austrailian company. They're the automotive division of Fuji Heavy Industries.
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The woman seems awfully nice considering her "idiot" husband/boyfriend made them drive all over looking for some cheap shades he lost.

In real life? She'd be bitchin' at him the whole time!!!!!!!!
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Posts: 13384 		  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Nov 2009 at 4:59am
They're actually running a 'short version' of this commercial - makes even LESS sense and actually worse than the original.
Didn't think it was possible.Confused
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Posts: 249 		  Quote Legoman Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Nov 2009 at 3:43am
WOW now i know what the commercial is about, I had no clue why that dude was out of the car, thought they were looking for their lost pet or something

by the way subaru is a great street racer ;)  handles great, Rent A Car! woot
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You all got it wrong. The dillhole didn't find his sunglasses in the cave - they were on top of his head, hidden under his hat the whole time!

If I was his wife/girlfriend/beard and he gave me that sheepish "oops, we drove all around the world for no reason" look, I would have ripped him a new one and stepped on his glasses. The dumbass drove all over just to find some sunglasses?! I can see if it was a watch or a ring or your wallet...but sunglasses? Did you happen to notice that the sun wasn't actually shining during the search? It was setting! Is he so vain and pretentious that he has to wear his sunglasses all the time as if they were a status symbol? "Ooh look! He wears his sunglasses at night! And they're Ray-Bans! He's sooooooo cool!" Whatever, dork. You're a dumbass, nuff said.

Sorry for the vitriol but I hate this commercial with a passion.
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I can't tell you how much I hate this dumbass commercial. His friggin glasses would've stayed lost! I figure they killed about as much gas looking for the damn things as it would've cost to just buy a new one. Were they heirlooms? Were they signed by Ralph Lauren? My mom made the mistake of wearing $300 sunglasses in the lazy river of a Six Flags water park and after a few extra trips around to try and find them she just gave up and accepted the fact they were gone (and no we're not rich, don't get me started on why she bought them to begin with). I found it funny how she "accidently" hit the horn and caused the bats to come get him after wasting a whole day and to find out the bastards were on his HEAD THE WHOLE TIME?! Me? I would've "accidently" run him over with the car;)
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Posts: 13384 		  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Nov 2009 at 8:42pm
I still wanna know how much rubber a Subaru can lay, not to speak of how fast it can hit 60 MPH...about the time 'sh*t-for-brains' gets 15-20 feet INTO the cave...
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Also, GUYS dont' worry about things like lost sunglasses...that's more of a GIRL thing....
his wife/girlfriend must feel lucky that she picked such a wonderful macho man! I would have driven off and left him with the bats!!
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Dude, really. I was kind of shocked by this commercial. Driving all over the place like crazy for a guy's sunglasses? If they're driving a brand new car and his sunglasses were apparently worth sooooo much, I'm assuming he can just buy new ones. I sure as hell wouldn't have been smiling at him if they had been in his hoodie all along.

And apparently this woman is a mute.
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I thought this commercial was annoying too until I read about some guy who bought himself some $600 special edition Roberto Cavalli's in Las Vegas, and a woman who had two pairs of some other brand that cost $430 a pair. Maybe if I'd lost a pair that was that expensive, I'd go all out to find them too...or maybe I'd deserve to lose them after spending so much on a pair of stinkin' sunglasses!
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Originally posted by Coastwizard

I thought this commercial was annoying too until I read about some guy who bought himself some $600 special edition Roberto Cavalli's in Las Vegas, and a woman who had two pairs of some other brand that cost $430 a pair. Maybe if I'd lost a pair that was that expensive, I'd go all out to find them too...or maybe I'd deserve to lose them after spending so much on a pair of stinkin' sunglasses!



Yes. Hence the inherent sh*ttiness of said ad. There is never a scenario in this equation that makes one "understand" where they are coming from in this ad.
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ANYBODY could have done with they did - in ANY car.
 
WHY does it have to be a SUBARU?
Why not one of those 'HampsterMobiles'?
 
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don't hate me but I thought,  leave it to a man....LOL winkWink
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha

You all got it wrong. The dillhole didn't find his sunglasses in the cave
 
I bet Bruce Wayne must've been p*ssed about that-- no wonder he sicced bats on him.
 
" I told you I didn't see them....and I'm busy trying to track Joker again, so GET THE F**K OUT OF MY CAVE!"
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha

You all got it wrong. The dillhole didn't find his sunglasses in the cave ...
ConfusedThought I made that known in the opening post, Moochlet...
The Duddie found his glasses in his much too small cute lil' yellow huddie...
To this day, I suspect he will not be winning any awards...but neither will his lil' gurly friend who CLEARLY has nothing  more than wind blowing through her ears (keeps her eyes clear, doncha know...)
 
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Originally posted by Moochamoocha

Is he so vain and pretentious that he has to wear his sunglasses all the time as if they were a status symbol? B>


This is principally why most people wear sunglasses in the first place, not to shield their eyes. I don't wear them at all anymore, and I live in the desert. They make one look vapid and vain, not cool.

When did Subaru become the official car of lesbians? I muast have missed the memo. I drove an '88 GL Turbo Wagon w/4WD for a few years and I loved it. They are great cars. But this is a stupid ad. I'm so sick of ads showing women attracted to complete idiots and/or a**holes. In real life these guys would not be able to even talk to these women, let alone be married to them!

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I didn't wear sunglasses for years.

Last year my eye doctor told me I have the beginnings of cataracts. 

I asked why I had them at my age (57) and he asked me if I regularly wore sunglasses.

I wear them now.  So what if I look cool, vapid, or vain.

 
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