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CIH FTW
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Posted: 03 Nov 2009 at 10:57pm |
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She takes a bite, rolls eyes and poofs lips out,"mmmmmmm just like daddy makes......."
okay im done haha
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kat
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Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: lala land Online Status: Offline Posts: 950 |
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Posted: 24 Nov 2009 at 10:53pm |
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I HATE the way she says "warm". "I've got a WWWWWWAAAAARRRRRMMMM"
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Like last week I was eating spaghetti, and I just couldn't believe I was actually eating spaghetti ! I was putting it in my MOUTH !
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Craftychiq
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Joined: 14 Apr 2009 Location: Maine Online Status: Offline Posts: 267 |
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Posted: 25 Nov 2009 at 12:31am |
LOL Jeff, me? I'd slap the tar out of her with the toaster strudel and dig into my damn pop tart. Sorry Toaster Strudel people, ah loves me some Pop Tarts! Does Toaster Strudel come in Smore flavor with that nice thick sugary coating on top that can rot your teeth out? I THINK NOT!!!:-D |
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Sheerterror77@hotmai
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Joined: 02 Dec 2009 Location: Austin Online Status: Offline Posts: 23 |
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Posted: 02 Dec 2009 at 4:51am |
Guys do the same thing. Usually with penises though. I got the girl-hate vibe too. Sounds like theres more morose over the girl "gnawing" on the poptart or strudel or whatever it was. Women + Eating = Crime. Amirite? and before you give me any fat people comments my pic is wider on avatar because I had to try and get it down to the right pixel size... I are not fat. |
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Jeff98177
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Joined: 26 Oct 2009 Location: Seattle Online Status: Offline Posts: 69 |
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Posted: 02 Dec 2009 at 7:07pm |
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How much you want to bet this girl is teased mercilessly by her friends? Maybe they hide outside her school and pelt her with Pop Tarts. Or pin her down and cover her with squiggly icing. I actually feel sorry for the "Mmm, I do" girl. Not for not having a Toaster Strudel but for having to associate with Miss Pucker Lips.
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Hezadancer
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Joined: 06 May 2008 Location: Ohio Online Status: Offline Posts: 1865 |
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 5:34am |
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I hate how they act like if you give a kid a pop tart they're going to turn their nose up at it. It's made of sugar and it's usually colorful, there's no kid in the world who's going to turn that sh*t down. I dare to say, more kids would turn down a strawberry toaster strudel then a strawberry frosted sprinkled pop tart.
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Lloen
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Joined: 14 Nov 2009 Location: Alabama Online Status: Offline Posts: 7 |
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 5:40am |
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Alternate ending: Other girl gets majorly depressed that her parents don't love her enough to buy the nice toaster strudels. Goes home crying and commits suicide.
How does your blood-strudel taste now you little jerk? |
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Jeff98177
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Joined: 26 Oct 2009 Location: Seattle Online Status: Offline Posts: 69 |
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 5:02pm |
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Those girls are what, 9? 10? You'd think that girls their age would have better things to discuss than the advantages of one sugary pastry over another. But think about this: Unless they're sisters and live in the same house (meaning more years of therapy for Miss Hair Braid), it means that one girl went over to the others house with her preferred pastry. Did Miss Pucker Lips march over to Miss Hair Braid's house with a box of Toaster Strudels expressly to make fun of her? Or did Miss Hair Braid show up at Miss Pucker Lips's house, innocently gnawing on a Pop Tart, only to wither like a salted slug under Miss Pucker Lips's criticism of her snack? I wonder, I wonder... oh great, the voices are coming back... |
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Revolutionary
Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Connecticut Online Status: Offline Posts: 8789 |
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 6:58pm |
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^$%# the girl and her stupid toaster strudel. She can have as hot one stuffed down her throat if she like it so much.
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this cat is more intelligent than most ads film at 11 |
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Lurker87
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 8:15pm |
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GOD that girl rolling her eyes annoys me. She does it so gratuitously it makes me wonder what the director's instructions were? Seriously, I wonder that for a lot of commercials I see. I wonder what was the EXACT instruction the director gave for some particular action. And often, I find myself laughing even more at that than the action itself.
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 8:21pm |
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The script probably says something like "I have a WARM (poof your lips) toaster strudel. See (hold this word for at least 15 seconds) the difference?"
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Lurker87
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 8:32pm |
I was more referencing the annoying eye-roller. Did the script say "Roll eyes like an idiot"? Because it is the ONLY instructions I can imagine that would have produced a similar result. |
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 8:40pm |
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LOL Yeah, that gesture is pretty rare in kids her age. Or anyone else for that matter. |
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msmith
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Posted: 03 Dec 2009 at 9:50pm |
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-YOINK-
Now I have both. What do you think about that!
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rdog157h
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Posted: 07 Dec 2009 at 4:44am |
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The girl that looks up, rolls her eyes into the back of her head, and says " I do" is a future porn star, mark my words!
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 13 Dec 2009 at 4:41pm |
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Hey, Miss Pucker Lips? I had a couple of cherry Pop Tarts yesterday in honor of your poor friend. And you know what? I'll do it AGAIN! muhahahaHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!
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MrButler
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Posted: 14 Dec 2009 at 12:06am |
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f**k a toaster strudel.... Cheese Danishes are better.
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 20 Dec 2009 at 12:19pm |
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I've heard that they have gingerbread Pop Tarts for the holidays. Those sound good.
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 20 Dec 2009 at 4:20pm |
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OMG I just saw the commercial again, and never noticed this... at the beginning, Miss Hair Braid snaps her Pop Tart in half. But a few seconds later there's a wide shot of both girls - and the Pop Tart has repaired itself. I'm not so sure I want to eat a haunted Pop Tart...
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Revolutionary
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Posted: 20 Dec 2009 at 8:38pm |
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this cat is more intelligent than most ads film at 11 |
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Agent_Sometime
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Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 86 |
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 1:47am |
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Seriously. I have NEVER in my entire life seen someone roll their eyes up after taking a bite of something. I don't get why people, aka women, in commercials do that.
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dp7
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 2:30am |
I know I'm late to this thread, but this perfectly describes my rant in a previous thread where I said I hate it when people look up while biting into something in commercials. This commercial has more of an eye roll, but many ads have the woman looking up as if she noticed something while biting into the food...who in the hell does that in real life? |
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Revolutionary
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 3:51am |
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nobody that's who.
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rdog157h
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 4:27am |
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Or how bout in a commercial when the person takes a sip of whatever drink they are advertising and then there eyes get wide and look at the can or glass like they didnt know what they were drinking!
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 23 Dec 2009 at 4:17pm |
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Also, in the commercial, when Miss Hair Braid snaps the Pop Tart in half, there's a sound like a cracker breaking. So not only is the Pop Tart haunted, but it's very stale to boot.
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