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Jeff98177 
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 Topic: The Toaster Strudel GirlsPosted: 26 Oct 2009 at 9:32pm |
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The commercial where the one girl is taunting her friend, "Yoooou just have a Pop Tart (quick shot of the girl's friend, who looks depressed), but IIIIIIII have a waaaaaaaarm Toaster Strudel. Seeeee the difference?" Then she rolls her eyes as she starts gnawing on the thing. No wonder the other girl looks so morose. Ack. |
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CIH FTW
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Posted: 26 Oct 2009 at 10:02pm |
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Yeah I hate that commercial,
"B*tch you invited me over and give a pop tart just to make me look dumb?"
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TheDude22
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Posted: 26 Oct 2009 at 11:29pm |
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Agreed! If that was the case, and I was her, I wouldn't be friends with her. |
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PaWolf
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Posted: 26 Oct 2009 at 11:34pm |
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 I'm thinkin' you both sound like 'gurly-haters'! |
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Synesthesia
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 12:22am |
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That commercial annoys me.
I do not hate girls, but annoying gurls though who are all like, mine is better than yours so THERE! URG!  |
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He said "Just put your feet down child 'Coz you're all grown-up now." Just like a photograph I pick you up-Kate Bush The Fog |
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Captain Pipcard
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 12:43am |
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Toaster Strudel commercials always try to attack Pop Tarts
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TheDude22
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 1:52am |
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It was an example. And why would you still be friends with somebody who made you look dumb? |
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Synesthesia
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 1:57am |
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Yeah, girls can be kind of vicious.
Not so much me... But some girls can be like hornets going, Look at me, I'm so much better than you. Only they do it in very subtle not very nice ways.... If girls like this are made of spice they are made of cayenne pepper. |
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You see, I'm all grown-up now
He said "Just put your feet down child 'Coz you're all grown-up now." Just like a photograph I pick you up-Kate Bush The Fog |
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 8:52am |
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Which is why I was happy to see the other girl snatch the thing away. Of course if I was her, I'd then slam it to the ground and storm out. But that wouldn't make for a family-friendly commercial...
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jenjen
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 5:51pm |
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Also...the frsoting NEVER comes neatly out of the packet!!! Mine always came out in a lumpy blob never the cute squiggly line...
Oh yeah....girls can be bitchy from the age of 8 to the age of 60!! I should know...I work with many of them!!!!!! Shhh...I'm at work...
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CIH FTW
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 6:06pm |
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If I was the other girl id say "Mmmmm I love how when I toast my pop tart its not freezing cold in the middle mmmmmm"
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jerkylips
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 8:02pm |
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I've been meaning to post about this & forgot about it. I also despise this commercial, but for a different reason than has been mentioned before.
First, I am so freaking sick of commercials (and cooking shows, for that matter) where women take bites of food & immediately look like they're mid-orgasm. No one. REPEAT NO ONE does that. Chick, it's a sandwich, not a 12 inch vibrating dong!
Which leads me to this commercial. Now apparently it's ok to have 8 year old girls making the O-face when eating food. It's just so seedy & disgusting, it makes me feel like I need a shower after I see that commercial.
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Agent_Sometime
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 9:10pm |
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Except for Paula Deen and Giada "Foodgasm" De Laurentiis, both of which are very annoying. They practically orgasm to their own cooking. Conceited much? |
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TheDude22
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Posted: 27 Oct 2009 at 10:01pm |
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I tried making it perfect, but never have. It's a "Mission Impossible". |
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 28 Oct 2009 at 2:03am |
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Damn, now I want one. |
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Synesthesia
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Posted: 28 Oct 2009 at 4:12am |
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I tend to do this when I am eating dark chocolate school boy biscuits with hot chocolate made from ghiridelli cocoa powder.
*chocolategasm of glee* Sadly I am not eating any of that stuff now |
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You see, I'm all grown-up now
He said "Just put your feet down child 'Coz you're all grown-up now." Just like a photograph I pick you up-Kate Bush The Fog |
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Moochamoocha
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Posted: 28 Oct 2009 at 2:51pm |
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 OMG, that's funny!!! And really true!I hate Toaster Strudels commercials because they're all full of it. Toaster Strudels are NASTY!! That "strawberry" filling is watery and totally fake and the icing is nothing but sugar, food coloring and God knows what else that never comes out the way it does in the commercials. Yuck! Give me Pop Tarts any day! |
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MrCleveland
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Posted: 28 Oct 2009 at 8:50pm |
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I hate that commercial too...it drives me nuts!
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
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Captain Pipcard
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Posted: 28 Oct 2009 at 9:40pm |
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And that Ghirardelli commercial, and all those fancy chocolate commercials where they tell you to "indulge in the moment" and all that junk. |
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Jake of All Trades
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Posted: 29 Oct 2009 at 4:34am |
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I hate the "the one kids *want* to eat" line used in these. I'm no parent, but if getting your spawn to eat a frosting-covered, jelly-filled, pie crust/cookie thing is any sort of struggle, you're doing something wrong.
And yeah, all a toaster strudel is in my opinion is a crummy Pop-Tart that needs refrigeration and assembly. Man, what a fine product! |
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PandaBear
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Posted: 30 Oct 2009 at 8:06pm |
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Haha... Actually, I do it. Well, okay. I don't act like I'm having an orgasm, but I will close my eyes and kind of savor the taste. I don't do it often, though, only when I'm eating something that's really good. (ie, Expensive.
 )Anyway, I hate this commercial as well. That little girl is such a brat... I think her mom should have been in the kitchen to tell of off for being so mean to her friend...Actually, scratch that. She probably learned that sort of behavior from her stuck-up, middle class soccer mom. >.>
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belc0011
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Posted: 30 Oct 2009 at 11:19pm |
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I about died laughing reading this - SO TRUE!!! It's IMPOSSIBLE to make those things right - you either have to burn it or try to nuke it after you toast it to get the center not freezing cold. And, the outside feels insanely hot so it fools you into thinking this is the one time the middle is ACTUALLY cooked, only to bite into a big frozen hunk of strawberry goo. Lame!
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Bring me the head of a pig, and a goblet of something cool and refreshing
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belc0011
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Posted: 30 Oct 2009 at 11:20pm |
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Ok, died laughing reading this one too. You guys are hilarious!
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JasonTKD
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Posted: 01 Nov 2009 at 4:13am |
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The pop-tart girl should've done something like this:
" That doesn't look like a Toaster Strudel to me...lemme see it" and then once she has it in her hand and "inspects" it...she should pretend to sneeze on it.
" Ugh, I guess I'm gettin a cold. Anyway, yeah, you're right, it's a Toaster Strudel. " and then she can try to hand it back to her "friend".
"....Uh, no thanks, you can have it..."
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Jeff98177
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Posted: 01 Nov 2009 at 12:00pm |
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And where is the mom? "Mommy, I know you want my friend and me to have something nutritious. Can we have sugar-filled slabs of dough instead?" I saw this commercial AGAIN the other day (seems like TruTV is hooked on it) and each time I see the little munchkin roll her eyes and poof her lips out, I throw up in my mouth a little.
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