Two Words: Black Bear

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   Gargh, this dumb ad grates on my nerves. A woman is stuffing her face with something, her husband (I guess) comes in and asks her what she's eating, she doesn't answer him, then finally after awhile she responds, "Two words: Black Bear". She's apparently eating some lunch meats and cheeses. She then says "One word: Shoprite" and he says something like, "Four words: I'm on my way". Four more words: Shut the bleep up! This ad just bugs me, the fake eating, the way they interact with eachother, the product itself. And if he wants some, why doesn't he just go into the fridge for the crap? Did she use it all in that one sandwich she's cramming in?

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IceFroggyFrog Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Honor Roll Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 252	Quote Reply Topic: Two Words: Black Bear Posted: 28 Sep 2009 at 4:00am
	Gargh, this dumb ad grates on my nerves. A woman is stuffing her face with something, her husband (I guess) comes in and asks her what she's eating, she doesn't answer him, then finally after awhile she responds, "Two words: Black Bear". She's apparently eating some lunch meats and cheeses. She then says "One word: Shoprite" and he says something like, "Four words: I'm on my way". Four more words: Shut the bleep up! This ad just bugs me, the fake eating, the way they interact with eachother, the product itself. And if he wants some, why doesn't he just go into the fridge for the crap? Did she use it all in that one sandwich she's cramming in?

Moochamoocha Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Honor Roll Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: New York City Online Status: Offline Posts: 2709	Quote Reply Posted: 19 Nov 2009 at 5:14pm
	You are obviously in the NYC area because I hear this ad and it bugs me, too. I can't stand it when people talk with their mouths full. I hate the way she describes their "deli-style meats and cheeses", as if she wants to make love to them. And how much meat does she stuff in her sandwich, anyway? The man sees that she's eating a sandwich with ham, roast beef and turkey. Yuk! I would never have that much meat in my sandwich...ham is gross, anyway. I know it's evil but you almost wish the woman would start choking on her overstuffed sandwich as she's moaning in ecstasy over Black Bear meats and cheeses. That'll teach you to talk with your mouth full.


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