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PaWolf 
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Argggghhh! (can't handle the low-hangin' accent...)
"ohhhhNO! DID I do THAAAT?!.....yadayadayada....o.k.,BYE!" Shove it up her assphalt, 'Patsy Pothole', you tired ol' late-night potsitute!!!
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Hootman
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Posted: 06 Sep 2009 at 1:46am |
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Would have been better with "man, cause I'm a pothole, man...got any twinkies?
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
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Synesthesia
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Posted: 06 Sep 2009 at 2:18am |
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Wow.
Dopey. Most of their ads are dopey, but that's the dopiest ad yet. |
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Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me Without hurting me, Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog |
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ThreadKiller
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Posted: 06 Sep 2009 at 9:28pm |
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Yeah, this is even worse than the talking tree limbs. The voice sorta reminds me of the blonde on CSI:Miami.
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Dozens and dozens of threads killed.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 1:00am |
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 I simply cannot picture anyone putting their twinkie in THAT pothole. |
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Cornholio
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 6:25am |
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I just saw this one tonight. Yikes!! To everyone who ever complained about the Cockney gecko, I hope you're happy!! This hillbilly pothole is so much better!! NOT!!!!
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Hezadancer
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 6:27am |
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Such rage! I hate pot holes and this just makes me hate them even more. One popped my tire on Christmas Eve of last year.
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clamshell
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 5:30pm |
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Sounds like Britney Spears to me
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PaWolf
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 5:58pm |
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Actually, being it's after dark and at the corner, I'm thinkin' it's just another 'tired potsitute'.
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Hootman
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 6:33pm |
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PA!!
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind."
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Tiz
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 7:57pm |
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Not quite. Now with added nauseating song included.
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PaWolf
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 8:02pm |
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 Apparently nobody has seen the 'Boris & Natasha Y-pipe' one, yet (Y-pipe is sticking out of a garage wall, car accidentally backs into it while the scheming Y-pipe ends plot against the poor tail light). It tops the charts, for stupidity.
***UPDATE***
HERE it is!
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Synesthesia
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 8:11pm |
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oH, YEAH. That commercial is very stupid and I hate that song too.... I do not think I'll get Geico insurance if I should have a car. |
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Is this love big enough to watch over me?
Big enough to let go of me Without hurting me, Like the day I learned to swim?-Kate Bush The Fog |
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Cornholio
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Posted: 12 Sep 2009 at 11:12pm |
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I like that one. I like the Cockney gecko and the Cavemen. I even liked the Cavemen TV show(dodges flying objects!!). I HATE the pile of money with eyes and I HATE the talking hillbilly hooker pothole. |
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jppuertorico85
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Posted: 15 Sep 2009 at 6:28am |
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The only possible saving grace for this commercial-and I'm really stretching here- is that they are trying to do a parody of the awful "southern" accents on True Blood. I love that show but gosh, the accents are awful! That pothole sounds exactly like Anna Paquin's "Sookie" voice!
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Is visa really the only card accepted at [INSERT ANY SPORTING EVENT]???
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sickntired
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Posted: 16 Sep 2009 at 12:00pm |
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I love the pothole ad!! It makes me giggle.
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PandaBear
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Posted: 22 Sep 2009 at 3:13pm |
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For some reason, when she says "'Cause I'm a pothoooooooole", it reminds me of my boyfriend when he's faking a Liverpool accent.
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mbaker
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Posted: 22 Sep 2009 at 11:56pm |
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Fortunately, Mad Magazine just slammed the Geico money pile in it's latest issue. 
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If it's got wings, i can crash it!
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Big Momma
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Posted: 23 Sep 2009 at 3:34am |
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 , I love this whole line of ads!! ( Sorry Pa)
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Thor
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Posted: 23 Sep 2009 at 4:51am |
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I love how the pothole thinks it's a teenage girl, until it remembers it isn't.
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BDrums1971
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Posted: 13 Oct 2009 at 3:16am |
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I thought it kind of sounded like LuAnn from King Of The Hill
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It's All Bullsh*t... And It's All Bad For You - the late great George Carlin...R.I.P.
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sharonite
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Posted: 18 Oct 2009 at 2:07pm |
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Make it STOP...If I want fake Southern accents I'll just watch Kyra Sedgwick's show!
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pcgh
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Posted: 20 Oct 2009 at 5:58am |
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I actually like this one - it's got that unique quality of being so obnoxious that it's funny.
"You're tire's all flat and junk!"
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That's a bleepin' dead alien body if I ever bleepin' saw one.
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MrCleveland
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Posted: 20 Oct 2009 at 10:54pm |
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I think the pothole should say this...
"Hey...you're f**ked because I f**ked your tire. I can't do anything but f**k your life and everyone elses life because I'm a pothole, which are worse than assholes, but at least you can yell at an asshole". I'll get my father to shut that pothole (or where I live...Chuckhole) up with some hot-mix asphalt! |
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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.
Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007) |
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mischa316
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Posted: 21 Oct 2009 at 5:30am |
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Let me get out my cellular oh wait I cant get out my cellular because I'm a pothole. Your not a pothole your a pothead ha ha ha. Mischa.
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