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Pizza Hut: New Stuff Crust Pan Pizza; "JACKPOOOT!"

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  Quote Perun1nj Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Pizza Hut: New Stuff Crust Pan Pizza; "JACKPOOOT!"
    Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 4:41pm
Originally posted by Thor

Originally posted by Perun1nj

I liked Jim Bruer in "Half Baked" but its so depressing to see comedians doing commercials. That is like the textbook definition of Selling-Out. Same goes for the talentless hack Carlos Mencia and his loud mouth pitching me on Bud-Light.

 

For most comedians, landing commercials is a goal.  You'd be surprised how many of the people you see in commercials also do stand-up.  Of course, a sitcom or an on-going show in Vegas would be better, but few get that lucky.

 


Yeah, i understand that people trying to break into show biz do stand up, commercials, and whatever opportunities they can get, but to see a well know comedian do a commercial is like taking a step backwards in the creative world. Jim Bruer is just a shill now.
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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 6:23am

Not knocking n wood - literally slamming on it.

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  Quote ThatGuy21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 3:42am
...So, I guess I'm the only one who thinks the ad is funny.

Although the pizza idea is strange. The ring of cheese is unnecessary. If there's already cheese in the crust and cheese on the pizza, why add more cheese? All it's going to do is make everyone fart non-stop after they eat it.
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  Quote Thor Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 3:09am
Originally posted by Perun1nj

I liked Jim Bruer in "Half Baked" but its so depressing to see comedians doing commercials. That is like the textbook definition of Selling-Out.

Same goes for the talentless hack Carlos Mencia and his loud mouth pitching me on Bud-Light.
 
For most comedians, landing commercials is a goal.  You'd be surprised how many of the people you see in commercials also do stand-up.  Of course, a sitcom or an on-going show in Vegas would be better, but few get that lucky.
 
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  Quote Perun1nj Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 3:02am
I liked Jim Bruer in "Half Baked" but its so depressing to see comedians doing commercials. That is like the textbook definition of Selling-Out.

Same goes for the talentless hack Carlos Mencia and his loud mouth pitching me on Bud-Light.
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  Quote Lurker87 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Oct 2009 at 2:33am
So... much... HATE... for this... commercial. UGH! I already can't stand Jim Breuer, but is like he wants to assure my neverending annoyance with him. 
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  Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Sep 2009 at 11:35pm
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I've never seen the commercial, but the other day I had one of those things, and no way will that ever be a Stuffed Crust Pizza. Who was bored to think that up?
 
Here ya go, the full jackpooooooooot version. Thank God the commercial has been shortened to the first & only jackpot.Clap
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  Quote canfield727 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Sep 2009 at 4:59pm
Seriously, that looks like Jack-POOT.
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  Quote keyboardplayer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Sep 2009 at 3:30am
I've never seen the commercial, but the other day I had one of those things, and no way will that ever be a Stuffed Crust Pizza. Who was bored to think that up?
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  Quote madisonpeach Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Sep 2009 at 12:31am
Originally posted by JasonTKD

Ya know, this would be a perfect time for another pizza place to make a new commercial, where they could say something like "Unlike OTHER pizza chains, we actually know what 'stuffed crust' is. "


So agreed.
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  Quote kat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Sep 2009 at 11:32pm
Jim Breuer. I HATE that guy.
Like last week I was eating spaghetti, and I just couldn't believe I was actually eating spaghetti ! I was putting it in my MOUTH !
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  Quote JasonTKD Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Sep 2009 at 10:11pm
Ya know, this would be a perfect time for another pizza place to make a new commercial, where they could say something like "Unlike OTHER pizza chains, we actually know what 'stuffed crust' is. "
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  Quote expertlitigator Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 20 Sep 2009 at 8:54pm
I absolutely hate that commercial and agree with everything said. The first time
I saw it I hated it, and it gets more irritating every time I see it.
Jim Breuer (or Brewer or what ever the hell it is) is one of the most
irriating comics I've ever seen.

I kinda wish they would have someone with a 4 meat pizza full of hot cheese on hand,
and every time he screams "JACKPOT", they would throw the thing dead square in his
face.
 
I've never cared one way or another about Pizza Hut, but that commercial
seals their fate with me. No Way would I buy a pie there.

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  Quote jppuertorico85 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Sep 2009 at 2:59am
Originally posted by Perun1nj


For the Record, i LOVE Stuffed crust pizza, but before i even knew what "Stuffed crust Pan Pizza" was my friend and i went to Pizza Hut and got one, (They were on sale like 9 bucks for a large) so anyway, i look at it like, what the hell, this crust isn't STUFFED, it's like the crust regurgitated the cheese. Usually when something is STUFFED that means it's FULL on the inside, no just put on top.

it should be called "Segregated Crust Pan Pizza" 
 
I LOVE the detail that you went into to analyze this!  Very astute and observant! :)
 
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  Quote Perun1nj Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Sep 2009 at 11:41pm
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Originally posted by PaWolf

The last 17, or so, times I've seen this commercial, it has been greatly shortened - he only gets the first "JACKPOOOT" out, then they cut to a normal announcer for the remaining details of the deal.
I never saw the full commercial until this thread.I like Pizza Hut but this is not Stuffed Crust. A true Stuffed Crust would have the ring of cheese completely surrounded by the crust. This is just a moat of cheese.


That "Moat of Cheese" bit had my entire class staring at me wondering what was so funny.

My favorite part of this commercial is when the cheese ring drops down from above into the Pizza crust ditch; it reminds me of that other pizza hut commercial where some dude cuts off the crust of a pizza in a perfect ring and says "There's your Edge Pizza."

For the Record, i LOVE Stuffed crust pizza, but before i even knew what "Stuffed crust Pan Pizza" was my friend and i went to Pizza Hut and got one, (They were on sale like 9 bucks for a large) so anyway, i look at it like, what the hell, this crust isn't STUFFED, it's like the crust regurgitated the cheese. Usually when something is STUFFED that means it's FULL on the inside, no just put on top.

it should be called "Segregated Crust Pan Pizza"

I don't even care if it's Jim Bruer's new favorite pizza, i like my pizza crust STUFFED with cheese, not sitting beside the cheese. When cheese gets left out in the open it goes bad.
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  Quote jppuertorico85 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 15 Sep 2009 at 6:23am
Should I feel silly that this ad actually...encouraged me to buy this new stuffed crust pan pizza?  Leave me alone, mother nature had dropped off my monthly gift and I was craving something greasy!!!  Unhappy
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  Quote Kordell Stewart Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Sep 2009 at 3:31am
Originally posted by PaWolf

The last 17, or so, times I've seen this commercial, it has been greatly shortened - he only gets the first "JACKPOOOT" out, then they cut to a normal announcer for the remaining details of the deal.


Yeah I saw that one today and it's much more tolerable. I don't remember if he just said jackpot or screamed it, though.
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  Quote Craftychiq Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Sep 2009 at 3:17am
GRRR!!! This Fing commercial really burns my toast. First of all, have I fallen through a time warp or have they not been doing stuffed crust pizza for that past 10+ years?! Second, did I miss a memo or have the words in and on suddenly been interchanged? If something is stuffed it means filled with something or that something is IN it correct? So how in the F*^k does putting a ring of cheese ON the pizza between the pizza part and the crust part qualify as FRIGGIN STUFFED CRUST PIZZA!!! ARGH! Just one more reason I won't go near Pizza Hut (don't get me started on their nasty salt filled pasta)
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  Quote alex9152 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Sep 2009 at 8:45pm
Originally posted by PaWolf

The last 17, or so, times I've seen this commercial, it has been greatly shortened - he only gets the first "JACKPOOOT" out, then they cut to a normal announcer for the remaining details of the deal.

I never saw the full commercial until this thread.

I like Pizza Hut but this is not Stuffed Crust. A true Stuffed Crust would have the ring of cheese completely surrounded by the crust. This is just a moat of cheese.
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  Quote jake220 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Sep 2009 at 8:32pm
absolutely one of the WORST all time irritating commercials, unless the advertiser actually wants people to change the channel when their ad comes on.....who is writing this stuff?
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  Quote TheDude22 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Sep 2009 at 8:23pm
Originally posted by Tiz

Hmmm, I just heard the ad a minute ago but wasn't paying attention. Last night the commercial got cut off by another commercial before I could click the channel up/down on the remote.Clap
They should make whoever thought of this ad sit and watch it continuously until he/she starts hearing JACKPOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!! in their dreams.

LOL! Bunch of commercials interrupting this ad, JACKPOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!
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  Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Sep 2009 at 8:04pm
Hmmm, I just heard the ad a minute ago but wasn't paying attention. Last night the commercial got cut off by another commercial before I could click the channel up/down on the remote.Clap
They should make whoever thought of this ad sit and watch it continuously until he/she starts hearing JACKPOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!! in their dreams.
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  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Sep 2009 at 1:40pm
The last 17, or so, times I've seen this commercial, it has been greatly shortened - he only gets the first "JACKPOOOT" out, then they cut to a normal announcer for the remaining details of the deal.
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  Quote level10skank Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Sep 2009 at 4:55am
G4 plays this commercial nearly every commercial break.  JACCKKKPPOOOTTT!!!
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  Quote Candice Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Sep 2009 at 9:07pm
patchworkbear, I almost pissed myself laughing at what you wrote, because that is how I have ALWAYS felt about Jim Bruer, he isn't funny and sounds and looks mentaly afflicted.
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