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Old Navy Mannequins- New Jeans?
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    Posted: 20 Aug 2009 at 7:14pm
Sorry if this makes no sense, I just had my wisdom teeth out and am on Vicodin.

Anyway this commercial has one of the mannequins hyperventilating about the new jeans choices. The others talk about the new styles of jeans, then the freaking-out one says "I'm not talking about new jeans. I'm talking about..." then the guy mannequins come up to them and one of them is like "Hey, babe." The freaking-out one says "Oh...Josh...I think it's time I found new jeans." Everyone gasps and Josh says "NEW JEANS???"

Okay pardon my French but what. the. fuck? Seriously. What am I missing here.
Like last week I was eating spaghetti, and I just couldn't believe I was actually eating spaghetti ! I was putting it in my MOUTH !
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I don't know, I guess that mannequinis supposed to be pregnant or something, which is weird... as she is a mannequin...
Mostly I immaturely snicker over the word booty.
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You know I am so fed up with these controversial conversationalist manequins that I shut them up by using the 'MUTE' key now on the remote.  Enough is enough with this horrible lame ad campaign!  Where is 'Mad Men' when you need em....Wink
plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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My mom and I saw this when we were watching "Millionaire" last night and we were both like "What the f**k"?
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I still don't get this, and for once Google is no help.
Like last week I was eating spaghetti, and I just couldn't believe I was actually eating spaghetti ! I was putting it in my MOUTH !
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Someone on some website who says she/he works at Old Navy, says that soon Old Navy will be getting "newborn" mannequins.  Something about their maternity department.
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See, i was thinking that.
A mannequin knocked up with a baby mannequin....

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Daddy mannequin, sadly, was killed in a car crash, and Mommy mannequin has to sell Baby mannequin to pay off her Old Navy credit card.
 
 
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Originally posted by kat

I still don't get this, and for once Google is no help.


Try using Bing!! LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

Seriously, I don't get it either.   WTF is up with the dramatic moment with the guy saying NEW JEANS?   Once again these adtards wasted 30 seconds of our lives on pointless nonsense.
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I think it's because in a previous commercial Josh and the new jeans girl got engaged and she's having second thoughts.
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I think the mannequin is regretting her career choice.  She'll be going to Everest so she can be a medical assistant at a doll hospital.
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Originally posted by msmith

I think the mannequin is regretting her career choice.  She'll be going to Everest so she can be a medical assistant at a doll hospital.
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What a cheap way to make a commercial. No actors to pay!
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Well, SOMEONE has to supply the voices for the mannequins. Let's all pray to our individual gods that they're not talking on their own.
 
But it is a cheap, annoying cop-out of a commercial.
Wait, what?
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Confused...ahhhhhhhhh...WTF?!
 
 
 
...uh, yeaaaaa, o.k.....but, would (wood) ya do'er? ANY real MANnequin wood (would) - on the spot!
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Posts: 1451 		  Quote RichardCranium Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Sep 2009 at 10:12pm
LMAO I hate these commercials and I never understood the "new jeans" thing either, but if they are coming out with maternity stuff it kind of makes sense even if it is still way annoying.
 
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