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    Posted: 13 Aug 2009 at 2:12am
Anyone seen this ad? Dead It looks like a mini car jack for you neck!
http://www.buynecklineslimmer.com/

Supposedly if you do the exercises for two minutes a day you will get a better looking toned neckErmm. So if you do too many, do you get this?


(PS. The lady in the last picture has a thyroid problem)
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I understand fellatio will firm up a gal's neck muscles.
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Posts: 13336 		  Quote PaWolf Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Aug 2009 at 8:26am
Yikies!!!
(Gagged on viewing 'Thyroid Thelma')
What kind of hack would invent a neck jack to be used by a hack with an extra baggy skin sack?
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It seems like it would hurt your collar bone or give you a bruise.
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Posts: 4185 		  Quote Madawee Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Aug 2009 at 9:17pm

I could imagine this contraption slipping and some poor loser gets it right in the windpipe.

"Thelma, that shade of blue makes you look 10 pounds slimmer!"

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I saw this one!
 
It doesn't work, but it'd still be funny to watch someone use it.
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just move your head up and down like a dumbass
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