Duracell and Lost Child!

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   I don't know if this is on TV anymore, but this commercial drove the f**k out of me!

Do you agree?

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MrCleveland Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Commercial Hater Joined: 25 Nov 2008 Location: C-Town Online Status: Offline Posts: 376	Quote Reply Topic: Duracell and Lost Child! Posted: 12 Aug 2009 at 10:50pm
	I don't know if this is on TV anymore, but this commercial drove the f**k out of me! Do you agree?
	Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things. Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007)

PaWolf Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Revolutionary Hoary Ol' Chestnut Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Online Status: Online Posts: 10752	Quote Reply Posted: 12 Aug 2009 at 11:54pm
	(psssst! MrC! QUICK!!! redo your title before that mean ol' videomod catches you, wraps you in duct tape an' stuffs ya in the corner with a burlap sack over your head!!! Either put (VIDEO) at the end of your title, or use the video 'mood' emoticon) I agree, MrC! This commercial REALLY bothered me. When the kids were young, I was probably the very most paranoid Father on the face of the earth whenever I was home and had the chilluns with me. I would CONSTANTLY take them to places I thought would enrich them (nope - never took them to the bar). Didn't matter how many I had, it was always pretty much a case of I had a hand on everyone at all times; 'string-attached-to-each-other' wasn't good enough. Then again, guess it didn't help that the Dallas-Fort Worth area (Arlington, in particular) was also the #1 spot in the U.S. of Americo, for pedophiles, at that time. This commercial brought ALL of that paranoia back... Kevin didn't have a balloon BEFORE he wandered off!!! CALL THE COPS!
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repoed2 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Commercial Hater I donated Joined: 12 Aug 2009 Location: Houston Online Status: Offline Posts: 33	Quote Reply Posted: 13 Aug 2009 at 6:18am
	I think this is like the alternative for parents who take pity on their children and don't put them on leashes...strapping a monkey-shaped leash on your kid doesn't make it 'cute' (the monkey looks like it's trying to strangle the kid!) however-I think buying one of those tracker things is something that you A. Keep to yourself and B. Do online and what happens when the kid is older?! How would this mom react if the remote thing led her to a strip club?!
	"If I catch you Lawanda, you know what I'ma do to you? I'MMA CRACK YO A__ IN HALF! I'MA FU!" - Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson (MadTV)

flychinook Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Commercial Hater Joined: 27 Jul 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 48	Quote Reply Posted: 13 Aug 2009 at 12:48pm
	Does anybody else notice that the "child locater" in this ad doesn't actually do anything? The mom freaks out for a while (OMFG a white van!), the locater beeps for a bit, and the child comes back of his own accord. How exactly would the device have helped if her precious little snowflake WAS in the van?

makeitstop Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Commercial Hater Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 20	Quote Reply Posted: 14 Aug 2009 at 1:24am
	I hate the name Kevin. So when a lady on my TV is screeching that name at me at the top of her lungs, yeah, I'm going to have a problem with it. Plus that kid looks like a sissy boy, so a brutal abduction might at least toughen him up a bit, am I right?

TheDude22 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Commercial Hater Joined: 13 Jul 2009 Location: San Jose, Cal. Online Status: Offline Posts: 466	Quote Reply Posted: 14 Aug 2009 at 1:31am
	Oh god, I hate Soccer Mom ads.
	Me hate Grammar Nazis.

sharonite Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Commercial Hater Joined: 22 Apr 2008 Online Status: Offline Posts: 327	Quote Reply Posted: 14 Aug 2009 at 1:53am
	I wonder if giving Kevin the worst salad-bowl haircut possible was also a weapon in mom's kidnapping-deterrent toolbox? Notice how she lets go of the baby carriage to grab Kevin at the end of the ad. Wouldn't it be cruelly ironic if (a.) the carriage rolled away or (b.) she looked back and THE BABY WAS GONE! ?

Drayben Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Newbie Joined: 14 Aug 2009 Online Status: Offline Posts: 3	Quote Reply Posted: 14 Aug 2009 at 5:06am
	The first time i saw this, i thought the mom was looking for Kevin inside her bag.

bluenowait Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Commercial Hater Joined: 18 Aug 2008 Location: Falmouth, ME Online Status: Offline Posts: 68	Quote Reply Posted: 16 Aug 2009 at 12:52am
	A Mom screaming about losing her son named Kevin. Reminds me of a movie I saw sometime ago; with paint buckets!
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repoed2 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Commercial Hater I donated Joined: 12 Aug 2009 Location: Houston Online Status: Offline Posts: 33	Quote Reply Posted: 16 Aug 2009 at 6:38am
	I've been a member of this website for a week, and I have already found countless of opportunities to use the phrase "nuerotic psychopath"...Kevin's Mom might be the sole reason for the term
	"If I catch you Lawanda, you know what I'ma do to you? I'MMA CRACK YO A__ IN HALF! I'MA FU!" - Bunifa Latifah Halifah Sharifa Jackson (MadTV)


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