Pull-Ups

You know, we've all hated these commercials for years now,
but they are in fact getting worse.
The stupid song never goes away,
and may attack you at work or at home,
especially on the john.
The concept itself is pretty frightening.
Don't they KNOW that if a child CAN remove his training pants,
that he'll DO it?
What a nightmare!

The latest commercial for Pull-Ups wins this week's Loathesome Award.
The little girl runs around in the garden with a trowel or something,
and the song goes:
"I'm a big kid, look what I can do/
I can make a garden grow like a big kid too..."
The commercial doesn't even mention
pulling your pants up or down.
What is this planting flowers thing going on here?
Who thought of that?
So now, your child can take off his Pull-Ups and plant them?
Let us in on the secret, please!