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    Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 3:44pm
This one is the ultimate in stupid.  Average family playing games in the living room.
The doorbell rings, husband casually says to the wife, Pizza Guy, so we are lead to believe they are expecting delivery of a pizza.
Instead there is some guy with a delivery hat and pizza box under his arm, begging for pizza from the family.
 
Like this family would take one second to give this pizza beggar some of their own pizza.
 
Then they have the beggar come back a second time.  I would think that the police would be called the first time.
 
 
 
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  Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 3:46pm
Did you notice how teeny-tiny the slice is?  At least that part was accurate.
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  Quote a3b3i Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 7:02pm
And that woman was fat. She was probably eating the whole pizza by herself.
P.S. This commercial is very inaccurate. Fat people don't share food.
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  Quote specialkt Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 7:28pm
Originally posted by a3b3i

And that woman was fat. She was probably eating the whole pizza by herself.
P.S. This commercial is very inaccurate. Fat people don't share food.


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  Quote DirtyD79 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 8:15pm
Turn the hose on that asshole and send him home soaking.
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  Quote jeroboam Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Jul 2009 at 11:48am
Plus that sh*t's expensive.
those damned pizzas are like 8 bucks.
AND it isn't better or as good as delivery.
One thing we as a nation have reached excellence in is Pizza.
To try and process and box it is a noble effort, but it will NEVER be as good as your local favorite.
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  Quote HollyRock Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Jul 2009 at 1:03pm
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  Quote Jimbo Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 Jul 2009 at 1:38pm
While I have to say that the concept of "reverse pizza guy" is in & of itself kind of clever, everything that has been said in this thread seems true to me.
 
A fat person would NEVER give away a slice of his or her pizza!!! (I know firsthand) Tongue
 
And those pizzas ARE pretty small. They're at best, about the size of a medium pizza from a place. DiGiorno's are pretty damn good as far a frozen pizza goes, & before grocery prices went up last year in response to the gas price increases (then never followed them back down of course) you could often find them on sale for like $3 or $3.50. That's when I would buy them & they were well worth the price.
 
But since the prices went up to ridiculous land, I haven't bought one.
 
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