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musicman
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Topic: DiGiorno Pizza Delivery GuyPosted: 13 Jul 2009 at 3:44pm |
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This one is the ultimate in stupid. Average family playing games in the living room.
The doorbell rings, husband casually says to the wife, Pizza Guy, so we are lead to believe they are expecting delivery of a pizza.
Instead there is some guy with a delivery hat and pizza box under his arm, begging for pizza from the family.
Like this family would take one second to give this pizza beggar some of their own pizza.
Then they have the beggar come back a second time. I would think that the police would be called the first time.
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HollyRock
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 3:46pm |
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Did you notice how teeny-tiny the slice is? At least that part was accurate.
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a3b3i
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 7:02pm |
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And that woman was fat. She was probably eating the whole pizza by herself.
P.S. This commercial is very inaccurate. Fat people don't share food.
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specialkt
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 7:28pm |
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DirtyD79
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Posted: 13 Jul 2009 at 8:15pm |
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Turn the hose on that asshole and send him home soaking.
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Mind on My Money, Money on My Beer
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jeroboam
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Posted: 14 Jul 2009 at 11:48am |
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Plus that sh*t's expensive.
those damned pizzas are like 8 bucks. AND it isn't better or as good as delivery. One thing we as a nation have reached excellence in is Pizza. To try and process and box it is a noble effort, but it will NEVER be as good as your local favorite. |
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HollyRock
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Posted: 14 Jul 2009 at 1:03pm |
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Jimbo
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Posted: 14 Jul 2009 at 1:38pm |
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While I have to say that the concept of "reverse pizza guy" is in & of itself kind of clever, everything that has been said in this thread seems true to me.
A fat person would NEVER give away a slice of his or her pizza!!! (I know firsthand)
And those pizzas ARE pretty small. They're at best, about the size of a medium pizza from a place. DiGiorno's are pretty damn good as far a frozen pizza goes, & before grocery prices went up last year in response to the gas price increases (then never followed them back down of course) you could often find them on sale for like $3 or $3.50. That's when I would buy them & they were well worth the price.
But since the prices went up to ridiculous land, I haven't bought one.
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"Tea parties" are for little girls & their imaginary friends.
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