Febreeze - kid's room stinks

Where do I begin? First, what is up with mom? Why does she want this idiot's room to smell good if there are chicks coming over? Does she want grandkids before she looks like she should have them? Second- just based on spatial relations, that room looks to be about the size of my living room. Exactly what kind of money does this family have? And if they have that much, why are they using this stupid spray and not hiring some immigrant to come in for $3 an hour and actually clean the place? Third, and this is the trifecta of a suspension of disbelief, how did this gump lure two Un-hideous girls to his lair? Is he a drug dealer and they are crackheads? Or is it the aforementioned money his family has? Some skanks will not smell the stink of a teenager's room when they are busy sniffing a wallet.

Originally posted by sickntired Ha, ha!! I have two teenage sons and their rooms do stink.  That's when you know it's time to open the window, do some laundry, wash the sheets and clean the stinkin' place up.

By the way hoot- GO BUCKEYES!

I'm going to assume that this kid belongs to a reasonably loving family, so the mom should at least be aware of there was rotting food or pet feces in the room to account for the horrible stank. So what else would cause such a huge degree of disgust in the mother? The facial expression she made when she smelled his curtains is one that most people have after stepping barefoot in liquid dog shi+.

If that red headed boy is emitting such a powerful odor without actually shi++ing himself, I think he may have a serious medical condition. Either a glandular disorder or something affecting his immune system. 

I asked myself, what is the purpose of this commercial? I could only come up with one thing "Mothers, Febreeze might get your son laid"

I hate those voice overs too.

Originally posted by Stinger503 I asked myself, what is the purpose of this commercial? I could only come up with one thing "Mothers, Febreeze might get your son laid"...

Maybe it worked for 'Mom', so she's just passing on down a 'tradition'? Mix Febreze and RAID - kill the mattress (and other) critters and smells great! (not to mention 'Karl's' voice may drop an octave, his pimples will go away, and he'll be elegible for food stamps in, oh...give or take nine months, after he quits school to become a 'baby daddy'...)   

I-O

Wonderful contribution fudge packer. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

LOL...OK Buckeye... have fun doing your little gay tierra-dance with sweater boy like a tiny russian ballerina while your wr playing qb, mike vick worshiping excuse for a quarterback tries to read defenses which are easier to read than the textbook that his favorite booster ted sarniak bought him.



getting back on topic:  the Febreze commercial's dubbed voices are actually more accurate than the ohio state quarterback

You set fire to jackasses, just to watch them burn.

All this time I was doing it wrong! Smothering myself like a sick skunk with Tag and Axe, when all I needed was a bottle of febreeze!!

Originally posted by RichardCranium And people thought I act like a jackass. LOL

Who?  I want names.  I'll kick his ass.  

Yeah yeah, kick his ass!!