Febreeze - kid's room stinks

Originally posted by sickntired     Oh, and why are 3 girls visiting this kid in his room?  What kind of mother condones that??

See my username. You can tell how much I appreciate this commercial.

The dubbing sucks, the people are annoying, and why in the world would some girls go to this %$^&'s house?

Just found this website looking for other people who hate that Babybel woman. Someone needs to donate some serious money to a dentist to get her teeth fixed.

Anyways, I just saw this commercial on tv again. Every time I see it, I have this incredible urge to kill.

First off, who the hell 'washes' a room? In all my years I've never taken a hose to the entire room to get rid of a smell.

Second, where the hell do they get these actors? Who actually believes that the fugly kid even knows what a $%#@! is? The girls.. good god. I've seen some ugly women in my life, but I damn near threw up the first time I saw these kids.

Third, who the $%#$ writes the scripts for these idiotic commercials? "You know, I like to keep it.." Huh? The kid's probably a d- average at best student.. damn near sounds like he's an illiterate bastard who can barely read from the cue cards.. who's going to believe his gay ass is studying?

I've got a hunch the two kids talking are brother and sister in real life.

Curtains? Really!?...the curtains stink? Are we to assume he's been wiping his ass on them? or sitting all funky in the chair? ...the chair that moves around from the end of the bed to against the wall to out from the wall in another area? She couldn't just spray it where it was without moving it around the room?

And I just noticed her bra is totally visible through that shirt, especially in the beginning. Dunno why I never noticed that.

Why couldn't they use normal smelly ideas like...I dunno...having clothes all around the room or gym bags and sneakers on the floor? You know, normal kid smelly things. Nope. Curtains! "WOAH!"

I know boys rooms probably do stink from leftovers on dishes stuffed under the bed or drawers, sweaty clothes, stinky socks, dirty undies and smelly gym shoes all left around.  Who knows what's rotting in his trash bin in his room, last month's pizza leftovers?  Who knows if he ever opens the windows so any fabrics are going to retain his stinkiness....  But all that said I cannot just pick on boys...a g/f in high school was just as bad!

man i been haveing my curtains up sence i was 7 or so, and they still dont stink, WTF that mom isnt informed that he has more than 1 girl in the room, or unless she really trusts him 

Welcome, Big Bertha! You made me laugh! Nice opening post.

This scenario would make a great set up for another commercial about a product that actually WASHED things-- like a steam cleaner or laundry detergent:

What's up with the dubbing in that commercial? Better yet why would it need dubbed? Were the actors they had so damn lousy at doing their lines they needed voiceovers? I understand you're not getting A list actors to do commercials unless you pay them far out the ass but I'm pretty sure a company like Febreeze has the bucks to pay their ad guys to find someone who can at least not sound like they flipped through the script in their car coming to the studio.

Thanks Madawee! :)

I hate this commercial but never really noticed the dubbing, and after watching the youtube vid of it, I still don't quite detect the voice dubbing.  But there's so much to hate on it besides that anyway.  My brother's bedroom when we were teens stunk, but thats because he left his sweaty boxers and socks just sitting in the corner for days on end.  This kid's room actually looks clean, so I don't get the smell.  And febreeze really sucks at getting odors out, trust me!  I've not been a fan of the product ever since my mom was able to smell weed in my car when I was 19.  And I had sprayed like half a bottle of that crap all over the place thinking I was "washing" away the evidence of my pot party..but I digress.

Furthermore, I hate that the boy has 2 girls coming to hang out w/ him in his room.  I'm only in my mid 20s but no, that won't fly w/ my future children.  And mom is like this kids pimp basically, with how she hooked him up w/ a clean fresh smelling room.  I even hate the stupid "da da da DA da da da DA" singing!  Ugh!