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Thor
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Then why do we like the smell of our own, but no one else's?
This is one of the mysteries I hope to have answered before I die. Or even after.
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Jimbo
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I can't speak for anyone else, Thor, but I can tell you this... I don't like the smell of my own either. I'll tolerate it for as long as necessary, but I don't enjoy it in the least.
Now my own farts are a different story.... I inhale those with gusto.
I think the big "mystery" behind enjoying the smell of "one's own" (whatever it may be) vs. the smell of "someone else's", is that one tends to imagine the odor going inside one's nose as if it had actual physical contact with someone else's crap, or in the case of gas, had been inside someone else's colon.
Nobody wants to have anything that emanated from someone else's bowels or feces entering the inner sanctum of their bodily orifices. Especially one that's smack dab in the middle of their face & right above their mouth.
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Thor
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Good enough.
Yes, my own farts are quite pleasurable. Kind of my own aromatherapy. When I cut one, I never know what kind it's going to be. Rich, pungent, light, meaty, the smell of last week's cooked cabbage---one never knows.
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Angry McPisseron
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I'd rather step in gum - dog shiit is rather stinky even if you can just douche off your shoe with the garden hose after the misstep.
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Jimbo
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Sadly, my farts hardly ever smell anymore.
Sad, sad, sad.
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Thor
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They say that happens to vegetarians, but I don't think you're one of those.
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Jimbo
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I'm a vegetarian about 1% of the time I spend eating.
Oddly enough, I fart constantly, but I just don't get the kinds of delightful, pungent aromas out of them that I used to.
And I'm certain of it because I always fan them towrads my nose with my hand.
Maybe it's because I don't eat enough vegetables.
Or maybe there's something wrong with my olfactory.
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I've stepped in both.
The gum grossed me out.
I mean, I was wearing SANDALS and everything. It stuck to my ankle when I tried to peel it off. Yech.
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Thor
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I think you should see a doctor. Life's too short to miss out on such pleasures.
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Jimbo
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Or maybe eat stinkier food.
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Jimbo
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Think I'll make an appointment with a proctologist.
His office is located right down the block from here...
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I used to go to a proctologist that was an amateur ventriloquist. Made for some fun appointments. |
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Thor
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You could blast some of this after every fart, but it would be false, and ultimately, very unsatisfying.
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Jimbo
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That would be the equivalent of drinking diet soda with artificial sweetner.
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Or farting it....
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My problem would be the diet soda I'd fart would be "Squirt".
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Oh, I hate it when that happens......
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Better than Red Bull.
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Back to poop and gum...if I had to choose it would have to be gum.
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Or Dr. "Pooper"
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7-Out
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Mountain Dew-Do. Fresca-ca. Diet Poopsie. |
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