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    Posted: 23 May 2009 at 1:34pm
Has anyone heard Kelly Lynn Daniels for Prolixus.  The commercial is supposed to be oh so naughty and sexy, but she winds up sounding like a freak!  She sounds like she is doing a bad imitation of Joan Rivers.  What genius thought of having this obnoxious person talking on the radio?
"Even an old fart was once a breath of fresh air"
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  Quote gorikuri Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jun 2009 at 2:17am
Yes, I have indeed heard that same advertisement and I HATE IT!  I have satellite radio they don't have but maybe a couple of commercials an hour, but THAT is the worst one. Kelly Lynn Daniels' voice is absolutely GRATING!  On top of that she sounds absolutely arrogant.  I've got one word to sum it up......  FAIL!< id="gwProxy" ="">< ="jsCall;" id="jsProxy" ="">
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  Quote Supercynical Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 26 Jun 2009 at 10:39pm
I have been wondering for months if I was the only one who can't stand this atrocity.
Every time she tells me that it will make me "thicker and wider," I actually shake my head and say (out loud) "There is NO WAY she just said that". But alas, every time I am wrong. She DID just say that. Wow.
 
And how many times should you be allowed to repeat the g.d. phone number at that end of one of these worthless XM pieces of crap?
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  Quote joe33067 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Jul 2009 at 8:05am
But what does she look like?
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  Quote mcdougiefresh Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Dec 2009 at 8:44pm
"Guys, what women REALLY want is that strrrech!" I would love to see this lady on a crowded street or on an elevator or somewhere and be like "Hey, you're the chick who wants a guy with a Tall Boy sized beer can for a penis!" Then repeat the line "Women want that strrrrech!" This lady does come off like a crazed freak who has "blown out" her reproductive tract now requiring EXTREME measures to feel anything.

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  Quote MrTim37 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 Feb 2010 at 4:40pm
This ad is the reason I created an account here. Every time I hear the commercial I get angry, but not for the previously mentioned reasons. What really gets me is a line from the ad, which is something like, "HBO did a show about a well-endowed man called, 'Hung.' Now do you believe me?" So let me get this straight, since there is a Cable TV show about something, that means it is a fact? If a girl wants a guy with a big unit, fine, whatever, but to use a TV show as justification for it is just plain stupid.
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  Quote jaidee613 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 May 2010 at 12:50pm
her voice is nauseating. she sounds like shes taken remedial reading.
thicker and wider. well. dont the writers know that thicker IS wider, etc,, you cant be thicker AND wider,, they have the same meaning
and when she says 'all thel ladies are either smiling or nodding their heads.
which ladies. the ladies i know, me included, care about the man, the relationship, the chemistry,, never, ever, did i sit and worry about this sh*t.
god i hate this commercial. makes me throw up in my mouth
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