Quizno's creepy homo-erotic oven |
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Ad nauseous
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I saw the one with the oven saying "put it in me Scott" ugh HORRIBLE, I had a fit over it last night.
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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PaWolf
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Scott, "...I burned!"
I had to play that video 5 times - and, well...NO - it won't 'sink in'!!!
I...I...I...aww, f'it!
UNBELIEVABLE!
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Christine
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I didn't notice the "gay-ness" of it either; just the weirdness of a horny toaster overn.
For some reason, the fact that it could be a GAY oven makes me hate the commercial a tiny bit less. Only b/c there's so much hetero innuendo, gay people should get to have something they can relate to.
But I imagine gay people aren't exactly running to Quizno's with any cravings either
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Kajeet
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Did anybody notice that periscope that flashed in the oven after he said "not doing that again,I'm burned"?
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"If we don't watch the commercials it's like were stealing tv"- Homer Simpson
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Pirate Alyx
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Okay folks, I went over to Quizno's for lunch yesterday to grab something "quick", and thought I would try one of these $4.00 torpedo's..DON'T BOTHER WASTING YOUR MONEY. The torpedo, is about the size of Ron Jeremy's wanker...no wonder the oven 'is ready for it'. What a rip off....during this bad economy they want to help us, by giving us a cheap sandwich...it shouldn't even be considered food, there was nothing on it but a couple of tiny peices of meat and tiny pieces of lettuce and tomatoe...WHAT A FLIPPING JOKE. I am not going to Quizno's for a very long time for that!
I say bring back the Spongemonkeys too!
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plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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rdog157h
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All Quiznos food sucks in my opinion |
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Glitch
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Sorry, I saw it, and I tried to ignore it, but now I'm gonna sound off with my very own opinion:
...but this Torpedo sub commercial where the "male" oven converses with the male chef (Scott) was too blatant to ignore (oven's voice - "we both enjoyed the shammy rubdown", "put it [the footlong] in me"). Just who in the blue hell signed off on this idiocy? The line "put it in me Scott", is way overboard. The talking oven telling the actor to talk sexy, more sexy, is borderline. This is a very bad imitation of Kitt (from the Knight Rider TV series) in this sexed-up, Kitt rip-off of a commercial. Sex does NOT sell your sandwiches, Quiznos! Give me a break!! This commercial (along with the latest Burger King SpongeBob "raunchy" commercial) stepped into the disgusting realm. |
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Mankind is divided into two classes: those who earn their living by the sweat of their brow, and those who sell them handkerchiefs, cold drinks, and electric fans.
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kat
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It creeped me out when the oven said "put it in me" but I thought it was hilarious. I knew it wouldn't last long, though.
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madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Pirate Alyx
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plus Glitch THESE 4 DOLLAR TORPEDO'S are NARSTY! |
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plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is..............
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pinniped
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Apparently it's the 'in' thing to have stupid commercials with stupid voices coming out from the sky, oven, or whatever.
Comcrap has those commercial dorks with stupid voices coming out from the sky. They're out there, Michael? STFU That stupid Quiznos should be proud of this concoction: Quizno's Tuna Melt has the highest calorie and fat totals of any of their sandwichs! The large Tuna Melt has over 2,000 calories and 175 grams of fat!! (The regular size has 1,420 calories and 118 grams of fat, the small 770 calories and 60 grams of fat! |
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SO I GO ON VEHIX.COM!....GOT A CAR TO SELL!....BUYING A CAR IS HARD!
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PaWolf
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The 'new one' really creeps me out!
The end of the commercial...
"I'm waiting for it", the oven tells Scott, as he looks in - check Scott's expression!
Just WHAT is it that Scott sees? I'm not sure I really want to know - but if that was my to-be sammie in his hands, I'd bolt through the front door and head for the border...
...and then there is Quizno's silly attempt to 'clean-up' the original mess...
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therage
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I've heard about Quizno's BUT have never tried one. Always wanted to, UNTIl I saw this commercial. I mean, who the F**K is running these corporations they'd approve this?. I ain't trying them now. For the principle of it. |
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PaWolf
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...for some odd (psychological) reason, Quizno's appears to have 'pumped up the volume', or maybe attempting to forceably shove this one right through us', rather than listen to us...anyone else noticed that? I'm seeing a lot more of the all versions of this commercial...and, for some reason, they are getting more of a chuckle out of me...(HELP!?!! Have they teamed up with 'HULU'?!!!) |
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Just this evening, my stepmother said that the guy who "talks to an oven" in one of these Quisno's ads should be placed in a mental institution.
Might I suggest Ward 47 of the Tilonus Institute for Mental Disorders.
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I thought they were going for a creepy take on HAL9000.
What is it with Quizno's? I admit I liked the dead rat campaign (Spongmonkeys) just because it was so ridiculous and was one of the first internet sensations, but they really don't have food that's good enough to back up a wacky campaign.
Oh, and the kid in the commercial, I can't decide if he looks more like Adam Sandler or Jerry Seinfeld. If it's Seinfeld he could end the spot by looking at the camera and saying; "not that there's anything wrong with that"
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Wayne Rooney
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I guess it is supposed to be funny. But the concept is so bizarre it gives me the creeps... Still, they have us talking about it, I guess. Gay oven demanding semi-sexual favors from the reluctant Quizno's employee who bizarrely submits to the oven's whims, rather than quit... What, I ask you, what is the world coming to? |
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TexasRanger
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I wonder if they ever have to clean any "sauce" off that oven?
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I don't mind the homosexual connotations (because I'm not a homophobe), but what I do mind is how it reeks of sexual harassment. You know that if you worked for Quiznos (or any other company) and made jokes that were even slightly sexual, your ass would be fired.
It almost seems like this commercial is perpetuating sexual harassment and making it seem funny, when it most definitely is not. Maybe I'm taking the commercial too seriously, but I've dealt with sexual harassment at a pervious job, and it was a very uncomfortable feeling/situation. |
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grimaldi
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...not to mention the point of view in the last scene puts the viewer inside the oven waiting for the torpedo. What kind of pseudo-psychiatry says that will be good for sales?
It reminds me of South Park's "Death camp of Tolerance" where Lemmiwinks the gerbil treks through Mr. Slave. |
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http://www.videovat.com/videos/7363/grimaldi-nativity-commercial.aspx
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jeroboam
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I hate the homosexual overtones simply because it is stupid that oven can be gay.
That and again homosexuality is being highlighted as silly and slightly unsavory. Plus damned unsanitary... a weiner in the oven is a health department no-no |
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ToxicShock
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But it's not stupid that an oven can be straight? Haha this is so ridiculous! Not what you said, but this entire anthropomorphizing of kitchen appliances! |
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jeroboam
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well ok, yeah... in all, sexuality in general for an oven is creepy. But we all know making it two dudes caters to the frat bro "ew" factor
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PaWolf
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...awwwwwwww....I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOO sick of the 'Gangsta Oven' in the psychotherapist's office that I'd readily enjoy seeing Scott and his 'Hot Little Buddy', again!
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X <sig.nature>
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Neil R
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Couldn't be worse.
I still won't eat their overpriced burnwiches
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