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    Posted: 24 Feb 2009 at 8:53pm
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Excellent!
 
That lady was giving attitude.
 
You do need a f**king coat, but the hoodie looks nice. 
 
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LOLLOLLOL

You sound a little bit stuffy there. I'll give you some money on Friday so you can take care of that. But keep your Life Alert with you just in case.Wink
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Hye-f**king-larious!  What took you so long, Nathan.  MORE, PLEASE! Clap
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That woman was giving an attitude.  Like 70s80s mentioned.  More
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LOLLOL Wonderful!!! Nathan, you're a hoot!
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Ha ha, that was great!
 
I think what bugs me the most is "now you don't need a retirement home."  Um, WTF?  Retirement/nursing homes do a LOT more than monitor for falls.  They give complete medical and living assistance.  Could you imagine someone tying up the ambulances like 9 times a day for "medical emergencies" when that is EXACTLY what retirement homes are equipped for?
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Nathan! If it is 6 degrees in the Windy City ~AND~ you DON'T have a coat, think it *might* be time to press your 'Life Alert' button?
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Hahaha awesome!
 
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I love the Everett Koop comment. "I'm alone."  LOL!!
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I like how, at 1:06, it looks like the lady is reaching out to Nathan to save her life...and he callously ignores her.  Nathan, that was so mean!  LOL
 
 
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HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP. 
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I HATE Koop's beard.  
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I HATE Koop's beard.  


I know! It's trimmed up like some sort of festive hedge. Funny video, as always Clap
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They need to make it have a "barking dogs" button to scare away burglars.
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"Unlike my children, Life Alert was there for me!"
Like last week I was eating spaghetti, and I just couldn't believe I was actually eating spaghetti ! I was putting it in my MOUTH !
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Originally posted by Gaaraqwet

HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP. 


I've fallen, and I can't reach my beer!!! Smile
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Wasn't Everett Koop the Surgeon General that got fired for saying that it was cool to masturbate?  I guess that's why he likes being alone? But that old lady at the end has a voice that is like fingernails on a blackboard. I've worn out the mute button on her! 

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I LOL'ed good work on this one Nathan!

That lady was getting an attitude and yes that call center looks stuck in 1994. LOLLOL

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Originally posted by Ad Endless Nauseum

Originally posted by Gaaraqwet

HELP, I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP. 


I've fallen, and I can't reach my beer!!! Smile
LOLLOLLOLI remember when everyone was using the line "I've fallen and I can't get up"!I also remember all the tee-shirts with all the parody's like the one just mentioned!
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The lady on the current commercial cracks me up (I'd post it, but can't find it...she's the one in the suit with the kinda spiky blonde/white hair).  She seems like the type who, if she's "fallen and can't get up", probably did so because she was at a bar and got drunk.  She hardly seems like a sweet helpless old lady.
 
I also imagine her in Vegas.  She's carrying a drink and smoking a cigarette (a More cigarette) spots some dapper old gent playing blackjack, falls to the ground right at his feet, careful to keep her drink upright, and while taking puffs from her cigarette and looking directly at the old gent, yells to him "I've fallen and I can't get up".  When he kneels to help her, she gulps down the rest of her drink, tosses the glass aside, grabs onto his shirt, and pulls him down on top of her.  He offers to help her to his room, where they spend the night making old hot love.
 
 
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