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Parody lyrics for songs.
First three are sung to the Ghostbusters theme song by Ray Parker Jr. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This one is titled, "The Facemask Song song" {obscure SpongeBob SquarePants reference here} Spit Diaper! If there's COVID-19 in you neighborhood, Better put on your... (spit diaper)! If there's coronavirus and it don't look good, Better put on your... (spit diaper)! I ain't afraid of no germ*. I ain't afraid of no germ. If you're seeing things running through your head, Better put on your... (spit diaper)! An invisible virus hiding in your bed, Better put on your... (spit diaper)! I ain't afraid of no germ. I ain't afraid of no germ. Better put on your... (spit diaper)! If you're all alone, put down the phone And put on your...(spit diaper)! I ain't afraid a no germ. I hear it likes hates vaccines I ain't afraid a no germ. Better put on your... (spit diaper) Mm... if you've had a worm Of a freaky germ baby Better put on your... (spit diaper) Killing makes me feel good I ain't afraid a no germ Don't get caught alone oh no... (spit diaper) When he comes through your door Unless you've just got some more Better put on your... (spit diaper) Ooh... Better put on your... (spit diaper) Better put on your... (spit diaper) Ah, Better put on your... (spit diaper) * germ even though COVID-19 is actually a species of coronavirus; I needed a word with just one syllable to make the song "work". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This one is titled, "The Litterbox Song song" {obscure SpongeBob SquarePants reference here} Cat Toilet! If there's alley cats in you neighborhood, Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)! If there are big-ass clumps and it don't look good, Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)! I ain't afraid of cat poop. I ain't afraid of cat poop. If you're seeing things running through your head, Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)! An invisible shit, hiding in your bed, Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)! I ain't afraid of cat poop. I ain't afraid of cat poop. Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)! If you're all alone, put down the phone And clean out the...(Cat Toilet)! I ain't afraid a cat poop. I hear it hates the trash I ain't afraid a cat poop. Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet) Mm... if you've had a whoop Of a big cat poop baby Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet) Scooping makes me feel good I ain't afraid a cat poop Don't get caught alone oh no... (Cat Toilet) When it goes under your door Unless you've just got some more Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet) Ooh... Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet) Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet) Ah, Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This one is titled, "Bar Rescue" Bar Rescue! If there's somethin' strange in your neighbourhood Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue) If it's a foamy keg, 'cause it's runnin warm Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue) I ain't 'fraid of no bar I ain't 'fraid of no bar If the liquor's short, and it's runnin out Who can you call (Jon Taffer) The owner's in deep debt, Oh who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue) I ain't 'fraid of no bar I ain't 'fraid of no bar Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue) If you're all alone pick up the phone And call (Bar Rescue) I ain't 'fraid of no bar I hear it likes new stools I ain't 'fraid of no bar Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue) Mm... if you've had a booger On your cheap hamburger You better call Bar Rescue Rescuing makes me feel good I ain't 'fraid of no bars Don't get caught alone oh no... Bar Rescue When Jon comes through your door Unless you've just got some more I guess you better call (Bar Rescue) Ooh... who you gonna call (Bar Rescue) Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue) Ah, I think you better call (Bar Rescue) I can't hear you... (Bar Rescue) Who you gonna call (Jon Taffer) Louder! (Bar Rescue) Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue) Who you can call (Bar Rescue)... (fade to black) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This one is titled, "Saturday In the Slums", sung to the tune of, "Saturday In the Park" by Chicago. Saturday in the slums, I think it was the twelfth of July Saturday in the slums, I think it was the twelfth of July People running, people screaming A man stealing anal lube {ed. note: what is he, a fagot of some kind?} Caterwauling Australian songs Everybody is another Can you bury it (no, I can't) And I've been waiting such a long time For Saturday Another day in the slums I think it was the twelfth of July Another day in the slums I think it was the twelfth of July People skittering, really yelling A man wanking himself off And singing for us all Will you help him change a diaper? Can you bury it (no, I can't) And I've been waiting such a long time For today Slow motion riders drink the piss of the day An ash can still can tell stories of snipes Fuck you little shits all is lost, all is lost, oh yeah yeah… Runny days in the slums Every day's the twelfth of July Runny days in the slums Every day's the twelfth of July People peeing, people pooing A real toilet bowl feast Waiting for us all If we want it, really want it Can you bury it (no, I can't) And I've been waiting such a long time For the day, yeah yeah Hoo hoo oh Hmm hmmm Hmm hmmm (PISS YOU! WHAT'S THAT FUCKING HORRIBLE SMELL?!?) |
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This one is called, "Like a Sturgeon". Sung to the tune of the song, "Like a Virgin" by Madonna. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Somehow I made it through Didn't know how lost I was Until I found you I was beat Incomplete I'd been had, it was sad but true But you made me feel Yeah, you made me feel Shiny and new Hoo, like a sturgeon Swimming for the very first time Like a sturgeon When your tail twitches Next to mine Gonna give you all my love, sillyfish My fear is fading fast Been saving it all for you 'Cause only love can last You're so fine And you're mine Make me weak, yeah you look like mould Oh your love is fungal Yeah, your love is fungal What was whimpering and old Like a sturgeon, hey Swimming for the very first time Like a sturgeon When your tail twitches Next to mine Whoa Whoa, ah Whoa You're so fine And you're mine I'll be yours 'Til the end of time 'Cause you made me feel Yeah, you… |
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Angry, you kill me!!! Excellent.
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I'm extremely pleased to learn that you enjoyed them!!!
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Sung to the tune of the song, "Stealing From a Thief" by Anthrax; circa. 1998
This song is titled, "Stealing From a Turd". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't want to lie like my fence had Don't want to lie like my Charmin has Don't want to live by assiton assimilators Don't want to live the great no-no I want a life, not a name online I want to live it in real time I want a life just so I can be I never asked what was in it for me I never asked what was in it for me Stealing from a turd Always come in third I know my name, I know my pain I know my frequency Stealing from a turd Dancing with the fece I know my name, I know my pain I know my frequency As a kid I'd play in the toilet As a man I play in the urinal As a kid I'd do anything As a man I do everything I live my centered and humane I live my life like a man insane I live my life just so I can be I never asked what was in it for me I never asked what was in it for me Stealing from a turd Always come in third I know my name, I know my pain I know my frequency Stealing from a turd Dancing with the beast I know my name, I know my pain I know my frequency I get up, I get up, I drop a stool I grab a hold and reach way down To find the chrome handle on the cistern I don't need to control my pee If I don't like what I see I never asked why nobody flushed it down Stealing from a turd Always come in third I know my name, I know my pain I know my frequency Stealing from a turd Dancing with the beast I know my name, I know my pain I know my frequency |
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Sung to the tune of, "Discharge" by Anthrax, circa. 1990. Recharge ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll wait, I'm Tate Satisfaction like a loaded gun My time you waste Resolution, turn your back and run Drunk with power, your ivory tower Never stood, never could And around and around You hit the ground Reservation Greyhound Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge Most people pee not when you fleed, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge Nobody peed, you lived like fleas, you lived like mead Run it through, recharge Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge Your life, what life? What's the difference between you and death? Overdose, comatose You won't even leave a corpse that's fresh Go take a shower, for an hour I wish you would, I wish you could And around and around You hit the ground Reservation Greyhound A surreal vision Of a human being Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge Most people pee not when you fleed, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge Nobody peed, you lived like fleas, you lived like mead Run it through, recharge Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge Self-inflicted crucifixion Suicidal contradiction Bayer f**ked, you load it up Bayer f**ked, you sucked it up [Guitar solo] Get off my urinal, it's a funeral I refuse to feel sorry for you I can't believe People put you on a pedestal Drunk with power, your ivory tower Never stood, never could And around and around You hit the ground Reservation Greyhound A surreal vision Of a human being Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge Most people pee not when you fleed, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge Nobody peed, you lived like fleas, you lived like mead Run it through, recharge Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why? Run it through, recharge |
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On the morning of 11-17-19, I was in my electric wheelchair on my way to Wall*Mart when a huge flock of pigeons flies directly overhead, and my first thought was, "O god no, please don't shit now!" So right on the fly I thought up this parody song because Anthrax's "Death From Above" has always been one of my favourites. This song is titled, "Poop from Above" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Like the screaming pigeon I'm on the run I blaze through the sky I shit for the fun No reason, no warning Nor shadow be found Got you in my sights And I'll hose you down Big pigeon, big pigeon Huge vent and bunghole ignite Big pigeon, big pigeon Poop will filling the sky Big pigeon, big pigeon An airborne assault and attack Big pigeon, big pigeon A warm blooded splat in the back Business is calling on you And there's nothing that you can do Brings you the thing you deserve POOP FROM ABOVE! Big loads of bird shit Will break with my teeth The false reputation Will die at your feet So ruthless ambitions To have no remorse You looked at the hose Tied by the hose Big pigeon, big pigeon Huge vent and bunghole ignite Big pigeon, big pigeon Poop will filling the sky Big pigeon, big pigeon An airborne assault and attack Big pigeon, big pigeon A warm blooded splat in the back Business is calling on you And there's nothing that you can do Brings you the thing you deserve POOP FROM ABOVE! Above! Above! Big pigeon, big pigeon Huge vent and bunghole ignite Big pigeon, big pigeon Poop will filling the sky Big pigeon, big pigeon An airborne assault and attack Big pigeon, big pigeon A warm blooded splat in the back Business is calling on you And there's nothing that you can do Brings you the thing you deserve POOP FROM ABOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVE!
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Sung to the tune of, "Misadventures of Shitman" by Green Jellÿ. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What is that smell??? {singing begins} Walking through the plant today, siphoning up what gets away It's pee-pee, pee-pee Something's smelling pretty ripe, coming from that sewer pipe It's pee-pee, pee-pee You know, everybody knows, you can smell it with their nose It's pee-pee, pee-pee I've got pee-pee on my shoe, I've got pee-pee on my shoe It's pee-pee, pee-pee But first, you gotta... You gotta, you gotta, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to PISSMAN! Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme PISSMAN! Don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme no PISSMAN! Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on piss! {sound of a toliet flushing} {voice, not singing} He's got pee-pee |
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Sung to the tune of the song, "Party" by Boston; circa. 1976
Flushin' ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh yeah, well you know I don't get off on working day after day I wanna have some fun while I'm here I play the game when its going my way And theres nothing like a flushin' when its kicking into gear Im getting ready for a flushin' tonight YesI'm getting ready to mop And if you've got something for me I've got something to top Baby, its a flushin' and nobody cares What we're doing there Baby, its a flushin' as long as you're there Its a flushin', flushin', flushin' I can't believe it when some people say That it's a sin that way we lI've to die You know, there's never been a more natural thing There's a brand new story, but it's the same old lie So come on get ready for the time of your life Cause I'm getting ready to mop And if you've got something for me I've got something to top So come on, oh come on, let's go get down Get down and flushin' if you need a cue You're sure to find one in the crowd Just meet your friends and have a toke or two In a place where they can never flush the toilet too loud And get ready for a flushin' tonight Cause I'm getting ready to mop And if you've got something for me I've got something to top Now a man doesn't lI've on bread alone He's got to have some loving each and every night And a man's got to have it if the truth be known Let's get together honey, it's alright I said, let's get together honey, it's alright So come on, let's get together honey, it's alright Aww, get down Get down and flush!!! |
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