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CaptainErnie
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Posted: 09 Apr 2020 at 8:05pm |
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Sorry guys, couldn't find this on YT, but I think you all know the one I'm talking about.
Two guys working fanatically in the kitchen when in walks the great white whale. It's bad enough she tries to act sexy by wearing heels and thrusting her non-existent chest out, but WTF is with her speech? "Try Wayfair... It's gonna HELP you with all of THIS" Perhaps the piece de resistance is when the fat blond shmoo asks "What's for dinner, guys?" How about a salad Blimpo! |
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Jimbo
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I'm glad you couldn't find the video. Though I wouldn't have watched it anyway. I just pray that I never have to witness her together with the dipsh*t in this ad.... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Pazuzu413
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Nemo me impune lacessit
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tikibagger
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well obviously they are going GAY--RuPaul could make a more winning choice
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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aka ron
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I posted these in some other thread, damned if I can find it! |
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CaptainErnie
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This COMMERCIAL makes me VOMIT!
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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jnoble
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A mixed race gay couple. Of course it is
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Thor
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In that second one, she seems to be channeling her blondehaired blackness.
That's maaah seat" |
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tikibagger
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GAY FUR yew gots CHUST wat i KNEAD.... wtf does this company think is its APPEAL? i get the feeling they are still searching
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CaptainErnie
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- "What's for dinner guys?"
- "Well, we're having salad, there's a cow on the spit in the backyard for you." |
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tikibagger
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' we love u miz Clahkson' but we just ran out of LARD...'
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Stelth
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I know Wayfair is famous for sh*tty sub-Pier 51 quality furniture. WTF did the big girl do?
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CaptainErnie
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She's a fat pig who happened to win a television talent show. Now she thinks she's the world's greatest talent and the sexiest thing on two legs (or in her case four). |
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Stelth
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That's why I have no idea who she is. I never watch those amateur talent shows.
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tikibagger
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She's a fat pig who happened to win a television talent show. Now she thinks she's the world's greatest talent and the sexiest thing on two legs (or in her case four). [/QUOTE] HA - BINGO on the description! She was hot for maybe 2 minutes post Justin LUVS Kelly--then the burgers and donuts (and pregnancy-i mean i am not THAT much of an Ogre) caught up with her I wanna see James Corden put on a wig and mumu and black a space between his front teeth & imitate her--that'd be late night GOLD--he can do it from his home in these 'uncertain times''!
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Jimbo
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Maybe they should start calling her Kelly ClarkBar....
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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jnoble
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use of "you got this": check
Fist bump 'explosion' nobody in the real world ever does: check |
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Thor
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They still make those??! I used to like those. I'll bet few people under 40 have even heard of Clark Bars. |
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Jimbo
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I bet fatso Kelly rarely eats under 40 of them at a sitting.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Kelly H
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I*m more concerned with why she wants to do their bedroom next.... who the heck in their right mind wamts Kelly Clarkson in their bedroom?
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aka ron
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^ A song for all of you Kelly's out there! |
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Every commercial has to have a gay or mixed race couple these days...
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caroln242
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I've never had one. Aren't they just like a Butterfinger?
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Jimbo
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Search me. I've never had one either. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Thor
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I guess they're pretty much like a Butterfinger.
I used to get just the peanut butter center sometimes. I think it was called a Chic-o-Stick. |
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