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Jimbo
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Posted: 22 Mar 2020 at 5:32am |
This crap Zales ad and "song" (it's actually just a phrase that's sung as if it were part of a song, but thank God it isn't) has been playing a lot around here.... The commercial itself isn't all that bad. No worse really than any other crappy, phony, money grubbing ad. I just can't stand the singer's voice or the..."song", because both sound like every other damned crappy, no-talent female singer nowadays. If they wanted to be honest and realistic, she'd be singing something more like.... Our love is a DIA-MONNND!!!! I want a DIA-MONNND!!!! Give me a DIA-MONNND!!!! My sex costs a DIA-MONNND!!!! So buy me a DIA-MONNND!!!! And make it EX-PENSIVE!!!! Don't get me no CHEAP ONNNE!!!! Or a LITTLE SMALL ONNNE!!!! Not small like your WIE-NERRR!!!! ETCETERA ET-CETERAAAA!!!! You get the MES-SAAAAGE!!!! No diamond NO P*S-SYYYY!!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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^ I got a little change in my pocket goin' jing-a-ling-a-ling Wants to call you on the telephone baby, a-give you a ring But each time we talk, I get the same old thing Always no hug-ee no kiss-ee until I get a weddin' ring My honey my baby, don't put my love upon no shelf She said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself |
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aka ron
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I'm just trying to figure out what inspired Jimbo's clever lyric creation. I know, you can't buy a woman's love. You have to earn it, where's that damned John Hausmen commercial when I need it! Stop right there!
I gotta know right now! Before we go any further! Do you love me? Will you love me forever? Do you need me? Will you never leave me? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife? Do you love me!? Will you love me forever!? Do you need me!? Will you never leave me!? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!? |
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aka ron
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Hah! I found it! |
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MontanaTrav
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God I can't wait for Mother's Day to be over and maybe we can be free of these stupid Jared/Kay commercials for a while. I was hoping they'd stop after V-D but nope, they were still going strong just like Valentine's was right around the corner again.
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ThatNerdInPhilly
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I THINK this latest Zales ad was posted somewhere?? (Can't recall)
My GOD...I'd take the original commercial above over this latest slop.
This is just offensive to my damn ears. |
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jnoble
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Bonus points for the token mixed race and lesbian couples
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CaptainErnie
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YES!!! Earache and headache material...DEFINITELY!!! |
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Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
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Dejoh
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I would love to see the jingle singers sing this. But it'll never happen.
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There's a sucker born every minute.
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MontanaTrav
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And naturally eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvery single race on the face of the planet has to be represented now. The video you posted is missing the Middle Eastern gal in the pool from their last year's worth of ads, but it does a hell of a job of shoe-horning pretty much EVERYONE else into 25 seconds.
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HART
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I dont see any trannies in here !
somebody get my consultant on the phone please...NOW i specifically said I wanted a tranny in this one!
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we are the dreamers of the dream |
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Jimbo
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Try Porn Hub.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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HART
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hmmm diamond studded trannies?
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we are the music makers
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