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d4everman
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I don't know much about this actress except that she had a small part in "Ghost Rider"...and it was a pretty stupid part. But if this is supposedly her "comedy" it was painfully unfunny. |
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The kind of woman that makes chloroform in order for the first date!
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CaptainErnie
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Yes, for yourself! I certainly wouldn't want to be conscious and in the same room with Shamu. There's another commercial, I think it's for some pain relief stuff or something, featuring some bimbo blimp who has this attitude like she's saying "I fat, blond and speak with an Aussie accent, everybody will think I am Rebel Wilson". WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THEIR RIGHT MIND BE PROUD OF LOOKING AND SOUNDING LIKE THAT? |
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Donathan
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To be fair, Rebel Wilson was funny in Bridesmaids. Her implying that the only way she could make money is by being a Prostitute was hilarious. LOL. :D Her explaining how she got a free tattoo(Which ended up being nasty and infected) was hilarious too. LOL. :D
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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Bitch is disgusting.
The look on the face of a blind date meeting her for the first time..... |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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Must have studied at the Sam Kinison School of Comedy. |
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Doubtful. Kinison was actually funny. If she did, she apparently didn't study very hard. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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Never a Kinison fan - figured he was better off a tent-preacher - less offensive.
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This girl, though?? Not at all!! |
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Guess she still needs work before "Pitch Perfect 4" comes along. ... Rebel gotta eat... a lot.
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PaWolf
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o.k. Gents - this is a question you are not allowed to answer with excuses such as "gay" or "equipment was removed when I was a poor child", or anything like that.
How would you feel if you woke up next to Rebel Wilson and she was still asleep? |
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MEllis72
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Sounds like she is trying to call some Elk to mate with...
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I would never get drunk enough to end up sleeping next to her to begin with, so that scenario would never happen. The only way I'd ever end up sleeping next to her is if we both happened to be in the same emergency disaster shelter and our cots were next to each other. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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I could never wake up to that baby beluga - wrong complexion, to start with. |
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i find her slightly appealing in a one shot sort of thing BUT.. to spend more than a 'novelty' stoink would probably end in one of our demises.. and she looks tough to shake also? shes NOT that FUNNY-female FARLEY
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That brings up other questions... If your arm or leg was trapped under her, would you chew it off to escape? Before sneaking away, do you make sure there were no videos made? Do you count yourself lucky that it could have been somebody even worse? (Give examples, e.g. Judy Dench) Do you avoid DNA ancestor tests for the next 20 years? |
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PaWolf
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FREE 'answers to difficult questions' provided. You're most certainly welcome. (provided for huMANity).
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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aka ron
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God! This woman! Maybe if she wasn't such a fat slob loud big mouth, she might have better luck with men or whatever she is into! What was Match thinking with this ad campaign? I did a LOT of dating between the age of 20 and 40, and that's without the help of a computer. Today! It's what you make it! (It's a meat market!) It's true, very few people on the dating market have the perfect body, the perfect smile, the perfect personality... At my age I still need that companionship and the good and bad that might come with that. If something happened to my wife, I'd be a sleazy horn dog! |
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MontanaTrav
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Someone please explain the appeal of this woman to me, because I JUST. DON’T. GET. IT.
I really don’t. At all. Not even like A LITTLE BIT. Sam Kinison and Chris Farley roll in their graves every time this woman comes on, stealing their old schtick and taking a gigantic, hairy, steamy, stinky, heaping sh*t all over their legacy. |
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tikibagger
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some MAY argue that legacy of 'comedy' of those 2--especially Farley-is pretty suspect as it is
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PaWolf
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Aha! So, you'd make a promise to the portly porky Petunia Piggels that protruding penile pain would go away if YOU could (and you would) partly pounce the piggy love pool in front of other knapsack-wrapped pubescent piglets with protruding eyes in an emergency relief shelter!
How did I miss this post?! |
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