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aka ron
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It will be a cold day in July when I try one of these! |
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Dr. Dan
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I like Morningstar Farms products, but my large intestine hates soy protein. Compared with the aftermath, skunk spray smells good!
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LiMu Emu: the NEXT red meat!
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MrTim
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Give them a few years and they'll come out with hemp burgers...
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Dr. Dan
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"DUUUUUDE! Awesome hash! A couple more and Progressive Flo might not look so bad!" |
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LiMu Emu: the NEXT red meat!
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aka ron
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MrTim
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aka, you're not supposed to smoke them. I believe they'd be more fiber than anything, so basically a one-way trip to the Constipation City Cemetery...
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PaWolf
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oh come on, now...we had to deal with kids like you who 'shared their brownies with their friends' back in the early 70s...this would be nothing new - but just remember that E-Z Bake ovens won't do the trick.
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Ad Hock
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I wonder if they realize that in some literature "Morningstar" is the name given to Lucifer. |
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O.K., It's just a little pinprick . . .
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Dr. Dan
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Instead of "mooooo," the cow says, "Duu-UU-uude!" |
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PaWolf
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*I* see a 'new market item', here! Whole new meaning, taste, and appreciation for 'Grass-Fed Steaks'! What the heck? Hang it up, dry it out, slice & share! I'd like to make back some of the coin I spend for meats I like that already cost an arm and a leg (and I buy in small quantities at Wegman's).
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At least you'll know that your steak died happy (would that make it a 'Happy Meal'...? )
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PaWolf
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Just keep in mind if you order a 14oz T-Bone in the restaurant, the waiter may have to take your keys before you leave, unless you have a 'designated driver'.
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Dr. Dan
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Damn. If I ate one, I could lose my CDL consequent to a random drug test.
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PaWolf
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That would suck, especially if you just happened to be a company delivery driver who stocked and attended the annual corporate picnic
"...he was arrested backing the truck out of the field after he ate two grass-fed 'heavenly hamburgers' which caused him to exceed the legal limit by yards..."
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The ignorant little girl who thinks everybody believes her because she's a child and the stupid constipated white man chewing air bare as entertaining as Lib. Mut., and both should be cancelled.
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CaptainErnie
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'tell you what.... I'll eat a burger made from plants, when you eat a Tomato made from bacon!
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I have some "veggie" (God, how I hate that word ) burgers in my freezer right now. I'll cook them up one of these days. I won't expect them to taste like real burgers, though. I'd imagine they're so filled with spices and stuff, that you can't actually notice that they're not real meat. |
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Topic: Morningstar Farms- Made From Plants That is actually a very true statement. Morningstar Farms is owned by Kellogg's and their products are manufactured in food production PLANTS like the one below.... Hence, they can truthfully claim that Morningstar Farms products are "made from plants". Truth in advertising. |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Or maybe this awesome flower... The Corpse Flower: Behind the Stink | National Geographic |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Know what else is made by plants? Beef. 'cause cows eat plants...
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