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tikibagger
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This ad is only obnoxious due to the incredibly lame-o 'grunge' outfits and Leia buns at the end, but really tries the patience in the really poor 'live' performance where the only words to their crappy music seem to be 'AAHHHH'..HEY Humira actors! Try to sell this 'rock star' concept just a TEENIE bit better
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DarkRealmStar
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The Crohnsing Bumpkins!
The chick singer is acting like she's some special star with all the posturing and kisses to her adoring fans. All she sings is Aahhh and takes off for the crapper in the middle of a show! I hope that black fingernail polish isn't hiding something nasty and that she gave her hands a good wash before returning to the stage.
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^^ Agreed! This ad is so transparently fake...a real, professional band would not be standing there just staring at each other in the midst of having taken the stage, just because Ms. Tummy Trouble is still in the Porta-Potti. They'd be playing something, or at least vamping until she showed up. And by the way, that bus is much too cute and clean to be a tour bus. And where are all the drugs and alcohol? The grungy "friends of the band" and assortment of camp followers? Where is the manager?
Oh wait...could it be...this band IS the long-lost "Mechanically Separated Chicken"??? So THAT's where they've been!
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aka ron
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TV_Casualty
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Good thing they got that Asian guy in a top hat in the band. No band is complete without the stereotypical "Asian in a top hat", I guess...
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tikibagger
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James Iha call yr ATTORNEY...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah GENIUS
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verminstew
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What a wonderfully diverse group of band members!
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Initially there was a cut of this that showed the "bassist" playing a guitar at the indoor show near the end. You can observe this "bassist" strumming his bass during the outdoor concert supposedly earlier in that day. But my fave is the recording studio sequence- when bands play live they face the audience; when bands record they face EACH OTHER for cues. Impossible to believe that neither the props master nor the director had zero acquaintances with relevant experience
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tikibagger
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sharts ...sharts...sharts humira prevents PHARTS more 'lyrics' to add to good ol AHHHHH i think maybe some of this hate leaked to Humira as they have a new 'multi-edit' that conglomerates 3 of their ads together drawing the focus away from the Crohnsing Bumpkins
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tikibagger
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so...7 months later...the fact this excrement is STILL being aired is a mystery to me
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tikibagger
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i had to go back 33 PAGES because the search here couldn't separate 'crohns' from crohnsing HOWEVER this damn ad has been reborn and is BURNING up air time a LOT just after the holidays.. does Covid aggravate the pooper of the 'ah Ah ah AH' girl?
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aka ron
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I seen it too and yes its back
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tikibagger
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uh heres the thing--if i put crohns in a search that is CLEARLY part of CrohnsING-case sensitive? hmm i don't think theres a lot of energy spent on the search engine here
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aka ron
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You're the one that went back 33 pages.
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tikibagger
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well like anything involving the internet--its not like REAL WORK BUT had 'crohns' pulled it right up--its a time thing Plus I AM the author of the post so its even worse! 'Crohnsing' came up zero in the search too
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HART
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well anyway The Crohnsing Bumpkins!
was pretty witty IMHO but then tiki we are from Arizona so we are automatically better than other people thats just a fact !
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tikibagger
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damn thems fightin words to the remainder of this touchy set of folks also we're NUMBER ONE in COVID and yes i REALLY should have put Humira in the title as that'd save mee arse- i mean theres like a SLEW of crohns/irritable BOWEL meds isn't this just being farty and sharty?
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jnoble
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This ad needs loud fart sounds edited in during the part where she is absent from the stage
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tikibagger
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she needs to poop herself during 'ah AH Ah AGHHH' their NUMBER ONE HIT
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HART
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I saw it again today Uhhhg
its so fake i hate it
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Asmodeon
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The choice of a copy of one of Jerry Garcia's Irwin/Alembic guitars (Rosebud) in this spot is just plain weird. That dork should be playing a single pickup Ibanez or ESP. He could hurt himself or someone else with the points on that guitar body.
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tikibagger
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i think thats a BC Rich a really nice if kind of fugly 80s guitar--they used to be real pricey but their general hideousness made them devalue quick
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Asmodeon
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I stand corrected, although it doesn't have the Rich headstock. I used to collect guitars, but BC Rich really weren't on my radar, I went for the Alembics. The dork still doesn't know how to play it.
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