Goal for 2019:Buffoon Elimination |
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tikibagger
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Posted: 06 Jan 2019 at 2:00am |
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Heard randomly after the State Farm Aaron Rodger/Agent Buffoon ad from my son: 'Why does all advertising center around obnoxious idiots?' Beggaring the question-WHO decided in Adtardville that Pungent Near Retard idiots and overmade up A-wipes should be the ANSWER to all creative solutions? As a people I say RISE UP against tHe PATS, MUDDLE DUCKS. PAULS+ROBOTS+SPRINTERNs= Shake off your SHACKLES< VIEWERS!!
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PaWolf
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We'd have to start by removing Trump as 'King of Clowns'.
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crainbebo
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Your son is very smart, tiki. He'll be wearing out the mute button soon!
I'd love for 2019 to be the year we get rid of Flo, Jamie and the Box, the Liberty Mutual goons, Potsch Boyd, everything Geico-related except the Gecko, and that Pull-Ups rap that still airs here and there. Unfortunately that's what the audience likes - and I mean millennials and 8th graders. Puberty-filled middle schoolers will laugh at anything -- including those hyper-fast massaging chairs that Geico is advertising now.
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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!
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PaWolf
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I sure would be glad if the Adclams would review our 'Inspiring' commercials that we actually loved and worked for their sponsors.
Here's one example for 'Canal TV' in France: or for incredible DirecTV ads: Not to garbage up this thread, so a lot more of the same are here: http://www.commercialsihate.com/commercials-that-stand-alone-inspiring-video_topic3378_page1.html |
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DesertX
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I know I'm in the minority, but let's get rid of "Mayhem" and all the Geico-bashing Allstate/Esurance commercials. Sure you're not a so-called "cut-rate insurance" company, but you guys still have a bad reputation in the industry.
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PaWolf
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...or at least make the jokes make an important point...
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That was uncalled for. Keep such comments in the political forum.
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PaWolf
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No it wasn't. If things need to change, you start with lower life forms and the ignorant - just as he did to get into office, which is also the way consumers get sold. If you don't like what I have to say and your feelings are hurt and believe I have violated a policy, use the 'Report Post' button and let FA address your concerns, or start a fight in the FLAME ROOM, or turn the other cheek...other than that? You certainly don't need to lecture me - you won't get anywhere. Again, check the title of the thread you are in and ask yourself a question or two - and be honest with yourself. |
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tikibagger
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well it DOES kind of leak into real life buffoons and the need for removal or at least a lower profile |
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zippyjet
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Not bad. But, I could tolerate some more Flo if, she'd show off what God gave her. A former model and comic I bet she has nice legs and cleavage. They might as well sex her up since I believe she is embraced by many in the Lesbian community. Not, that there's anything wrong with that. Toyota Jan is vapid but, I dig those long legs when she wears a mini. Either Flo or Toyota Jan would be good in an episode of Criminal Minds or one of the other CBS procedurals. Maybe even on Bull. Flo on trial for turning tricks then offing her Johns. Toyota Jan as a leggy psycho road rage driver that decapitates bad drivers. I like Mayhem the dude is cool and has this role nailed down and that 50's Noir music is one of the few musical numbers I actually like on commercials. What needs to go this year? Geico Add with snoring codger, all rap crap especially "Yo (Go Daddy), Kids acting obnoxious, hipster centric adds featuring breathy vocal fry croaker singers, Broadway Show Tunes, the guy as a retard boob, sorry to be anti PC but plumpers dancing. I know most of us are bordering hippo status but, TV is an escape mechanism, bring on the skinny and buff hotties. Also though I'd do her, Kelly Ripa with that Rootie Bertutti Paramecium, abondanza Ancester.com commercials, Rotten to the core Apple Adds that feature rancid music. IMHO.
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tikibagger
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TV is an escape mechanism,EXACTLY as is most entertainment vehicles--please leave Krissy Metz at the all u can eat buffet where she can act mediocrely there
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tikibagger
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I have yet to find it online but....I am now convinced that, due to the new Camry ad, Toyota Pat would actually have SEX with a car.
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There are 3 constants in this world: death, taxes, and buffoonery in commercials.
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tikibagger
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Apparently Toyota Pat is so inept he has lost his NON-PAYING intern job at the lot and is back to being an annoying obsessive miscreant
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tikibagger
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literally EVERY commercial features an odious buffoon now--or its ARTSY which generally equals pointless
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If I never see this douchebag Thomas Middledick again, it will be too soon! |
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tikibagger
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It seems that Teabag Muddleween has been reupped contractually as his rodentian charisma certainly FLOWs thru those heavily buffoon laden ads..just as Pat, Jan and a strangely ascendant JAMIE also can pay the rent another year...to which i say FOOEY
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