Ancestry Holiday Sale- Kelly Ripa (video) |
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aka ron
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Like this toothpick of a woman is going to get me to donate my DNA! I AM'S WHAT I AM'S! |
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Jimmy
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I cannot stand Ms. Ripa. Does anyone fancy her? If so, why?
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MrTim
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Hey, I'd do her. If she'd let me. (That won't happen in this universe, though...)
Now as to the stupidity of the ad... She says she's "74% Italian" and didn't know that until the DNA test, which raises some questions. > Unless she was raised in an orphanage, wouldn't simply asking her parents or g-parents where they came from be easier? > Is it possible neither her mom or dad are of Italian stock? If this is the case, her mom has some splainin' to do! > Showing the "migratory path" her ancestor(s) took was not selling point to be taken seriously. Really? A shipping route or airline flight path from Italy to America? Or maybe they flew over by flapping their arms, or swimming? |
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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jnoble
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I love how these DNA company ads show people dressing and acting like total stereotypes of whatever 5% background they allegedly came from
(I don't trust the results are always accurate) |
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usmaak
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I have no idea who this spokesperson is.
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MrTim
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Especially since you essentially sign away your rights to them if you do. And the police are now starting to use the database to find DNA matches with crimes. So, not paranoia, but justifiable caution, what with the way your personal data could be misused/abused... |
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I was off one morning and caught her morning show with that d-bag Ryan Seacrest (Who should seriously just come out of the closet already) , Jesus what a painful unwatchable mess.
She's hot, I won't deny that...but comes off completely fake to me - friendly on TV and then off the air...with the attitude that everyone is pond scum compared to her. Which seems to go back decades. I still remember this local kid at my high school, Jerome that was on this goofball dancing show back in the 80s, early 90s called "Dancing on Air" local Channel 17 - then was picked up by USA Network (Dance Party). Filmed in Philly, like some updated "hip" American Bandstand at the time. I never understood it, a TV show watching people dance. WTF is the point of this?
Anyway. Ripa was a very popular regular on this show and acted like such an obnoxious diva. |
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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zippyjet
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You had me laughing hard! I agree DB Seacrust should just come out of the closet. Maybe then he could hook up with that obnoxious lisping Fios Nerd. Ripa is hot, I'd go down for the count... Never happen. She just comes off retarded doing those bad Italian accents. If I never saw this commercial and just heard it, I'd think that Ripa was some poor Downs Syndrome woman being exploited on a commercial.
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DITTO For one thing--at this stage in her life-too made up and bony. Two--loves Ryan Seacrest so shes a fag hag. Three? Really thinks shes 'funny' (the end of the ad) and Four--man did she rag it up when Michael left that sh*te fest of a show that used to be Squeegis and Krappy Lee
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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zippyjet
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I guess, it's all personal preferences. Ms. Ripa has some nice albeit skinny legs and cute feet. I bet this South Jersey Guidette doesn't disappoint between the sheets. A shame she's a fag hag for Squeelcrest who will probably be doing his effeminate white bread broadcasting till he's 111 years of age. The good die young. Squeelcrest isn't ne of them.
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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tikibagger
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74% Bertootie, Skankoni!!! I also enjoy her weird spasm as she mouthes this nonsense
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zippyjet
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Abondonza, that's amore. That weird spasm probably makes having those skinny but toned legs and feet wrapped around you in bed. Momma Mia whata spicey blonda meata balla.
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aka ron
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You guys can have her! Anybody that thin does not look healthy... Here, she is doing her Sharon Stone impression. |
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What the hell is she saying at the end of the commercial ? And why? 😆
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aka ron
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Here's some of the comments from the iSpot page... Nancy West Stoll What does Kelly Ripa say at the end of the Ancestry Holiday Sale TV Commercial? 😵😱😵 |
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DarkRealmStar
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But wait... there's more:
Don Chorizo How in the funk did this spot make it into production? The beginning of this spot, where she’s shamefully pronouncing Italian words with her NY/NJ talk, is cringeworthy. Soon I’ll walk into the nearest Asian restaurant and, in my best ‘Asian accent’, ask for some egg rolls and fried rice. Damn this spot is awful!!! Darlene Dranda J'adore this commercial about Kelly Ripa's Italian DNA results ... Perdutti! Jodie Monteleone As an Italian American, I find this Ancestry commercial ridiculous and makes Kelly ripa look pretty stupid. It is pretty obvious she doesn't speak Italian and her attempting to do so, lame. I mean "sexy little boot"? I can't believe they would air this stupidity. We are not a bunch of airheads! |
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DarkRealmStar
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She's just now finding out she's part Italian?
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zippyjet
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I'd bodda bing bodda bang her. The thin ones are usually flexible and it's only a tuna helper smell vs. Sardine/Sturgen boat at low tide in July. I believe she also works out.
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zippyjet
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Duhhh if you are from Jersey you are Italian by proxy
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zippyjet
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I agree. It would be like Amanda Peet trying to sound like Jackie Mason.
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Jimmy
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She is such an annoying person, and I do not find her stick like, emaciated look to be the tiniest bit attractive.
She's just a middle-aged N.J., bleached-blonde, big-mouthed skank. I don't even know why her programme is still on the telly, she's horrid!
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