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Jimbo
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Posted: 31 Oct 2018 at 4:01am |
(Make sure to watch my video!!!!) OK, OK.... I admit it. I REALLY like Halloween. As you can see by the way I sort of went a little overboard on my living room decorations this year... One thing just sort of led to another and then it kind of snowballed. And there should be more next year.... |
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Angry McPisseron
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{sound of a calliope repeatedly playing two notes}
♪ Happy Happy Halloween! ♪
♪ Halloween, Halloween! ♪ ♪ Happy Happy Halloween! ♪ ♪ Sil-ver Shamrock! ♪ ...I hear that they're coming out with a new movie. It'll be called, "HALLOWEEN IX: SEASON OF THE SWITCH" In this movie, some assbonnet digs up part of a stargate in Antarctica, grinds the chunk into itty bitty pieces, and implants them into millions of tampons & sanitary napkins. When they have the Horror-Thon on the telly and the Big Giveaway comes on at 6:66pm, the Magic Maxi Pad appears onscreen, and at that moment everybody who used the adulterated tampons and menstrual pads will suddenly find themselves overwhelmed with thousands and thousands of carrion beetles, sphinx moth caterpillars (larvae), baby brown recluse spiders, horsefly maggots (larvae), and damselfly nymphs (larvae) (on each victim). The creatures all bite their victims' flowers (not chrysanthemums!) in unison, causing all of the victims to collapse into piles of brownish-white powder as all of their bodily fluids are drained out of their kitties (not cats!) by the slimey icky bugs. |
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Angry McPisseron
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Jimbo -- super kool Halloween decorations!
Liked and subbed (both YouTube happenings!)
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Jimbo
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@ the Halloween movie plot!!!
Thanks A.McP and a-ron!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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Jimbo
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You have no idea how happy I am that you asked me that, as I have been dying to tell all about it. That medeivel haunted castle stone wall is made of 5 pieces of white 22" x 28" poster board from Dollar Tree (@ 50¢ ea). First, I spray painted each one (on the dull side) with flat gray primer, then used a tee square to divide each one into four horizontal rows of 5½"h x 7"w blocks and marked them off in pencil. Then, I used a black broad tipped magic marker to go over the pencil lines free hand and made them kind of wavy to look more like natural or rough hewn stone, making sure to round off the corners of each one, again to make them look more like rough stone. Next, I used small bottles of acrylic craft paint, one lighter and one darker gray, to rough in the darker shadows on the bottoms and highlights on the tops of each stone. Finally, using a more fine tipped Sharpie type marker, I drew in the little cracks. I used that temporary picture hanging putty that you can find in stationary and school supply sections of any grocery store or Walmart to hang them up. The wall involved about the most work of everything I did. Thank you for asking about it and giving me the opportunity to to blabber on and on about it.... |
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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regulus
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My Sunday School Group has announced they will be holding their Thanksgiving Party this Saturday!
With this let us sing:
Have a happy Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving. Have a happy Thanksgiving, Roasted Turkey.
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Poiuyt Power!!!
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PaWolf
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We had one child come to the door in a little Dino outfit. Maybe 4 or 5 years old. He was so cute and accompanied by respectable parents that you would have thought he won the grand prize on The Price Is Right. I dumped about 1/2 of a $10 bag of candy into his bucket - he will be at the dentist in 6 months.
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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MrTim
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Zero kids this year. Oh, some may have walked by, but I wasn't participating this year (only 10 kids in about 5 years, 2 of them in which none showed up, so why bother anymore? More candy for me. ) Instead, lit up a terracotta pumpkin out back, which looked really nice because it's darker there, so I still enjoyed my Halloween...
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Angry McPisseron
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We had all of 13 Tricker Treaters this year; last year we had 41 and the weather was much more rotten then.
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Angry McPisseron
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That's fucking funny!!!
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MrTim
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Neighbors across the street had the lights on & panicked & bought extra candy. Not one kid showed up. I told them candy freezes well so they can keep it for next year...
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