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atikovi
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That woman's singing voice is as pleasant as fingernails on a chalkboard.
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Dejoh
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Fortunately, there is a shorter version of this commercial. Like a bad dream.
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There's a sucker born every minute.
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Jimbo
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I was trying to place the tune of the song she's singing, then it came to me...
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Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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Oh, I don't know...I don't think I really cared much for this commercial from the point of the fire truck showing up, Just a little too silly. I think should they end the commercial right before the fire truck shows up, it would be o.k.
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Thor
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I never have and never will call bratwurst "brats". I hate that nickname. I dunno why. I just do.
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PaWolf
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What's wrong with 'brats'? A 'braut' is a 'braut', right? Nooooooo...
The only thing that I feel uncomfortable with when 'talkin snausage' is what kind of sausage? In Europe you best were specific.
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This commercials annoying, even when muted! I just hate the repititive rhythmic movements and cheesy effects!
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Jimbo
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I can't believe I still remember that one Arte Johnson joke from Laugh In when I was a kid. |
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The premise of these commercials are that they're now letting the Johnsonville staff underlings concoct commercial ideas. I guess our topic of this forum won this recent contest. Several months ago, I remember some very dull man with a Wisconsin-esque accent tell about his commercial idea. It was some game show where a contestant chose Johnsonville products over the grand prize.
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Munchkin Face strikes again! Fingers up, fingers out! Yay!
The blonde chick with the moon fantasy sounds like she's been tripping on acid.
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Jimbo
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I'm fairly certain that aka Ron, Thor, PaWolf and I could come up with some depraved ideas for a bratwurst porn commercial.
Jus' sayin'.... |
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"Hey, let's make brats... from real brats!" "No, Simpsons did it already." "What?" "There was a Simpsons episode where they did that to Jimbo and Uter." "Dammit! They're always stealing the good ideas first!" |
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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aka ron
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Looking through some of the older commercials, this one reminds me of the late, great James Gandolfini. |
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Triple J
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I don't know what's worse: her singing or her face.
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DarkRealmStar
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^ Why is she wearing a shirt that says "You Can't Spell Sausage?" I'm sure the Germans would disagree about that USA thing.
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DarkRealmStar
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Hey look! Johnsonville's has a competitor!
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aka ron
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Will is short for William, but why is Dick short for Richard?
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aka ron
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^ Any of you old timers remember Richard Cranium? Seems like I was actually able to find some of his posts. Not much luck, today. |
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PaWolf
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Of course I remember Richard. We understood each other and I considered him a friend.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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