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Lowellchris
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Someone burned down my She Shed ..
Nobody burned down your She Shed , your She Shed was hit by Lightning . What ?? You can see the sky ? Its clear blue over the trees ? There was no storm and no lightning . But State Farm will cover her She Shed . She'll be able to build a She-she'er She Shed ..with her "husband" who is clearly a pussy , stands there holding his symbolic limp dick garden hose while his wife takes control of the situation . something that he is not capable of handling .. |
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It grinds my gears
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Donathan
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Oh my God! I hate the She Shed commercial too! Sheryl's voice is so damn annoying! At least they said,"Can we stop saying She Shed?
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Jimbo
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I hope the fire didn't spread from the She Shed to the Sh*t Shack.
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aka ron
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DarkRealmStar
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Sassy black woman and partially emasculated husband. Why aren't they using the garden hose to help put out the fire? Stupid and annoying.
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PaWolf
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She shed the asymptomatic HSV-2 (genital herpes) virus and now he shed what she shed so they said.
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Donathan
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On YouTube they pointed out that the husband is holding a garden hose but doesn't attempt to put out the fire. They heavily implied that HE burned the she shed himself because he was tired of it. They mentioned how defeated he sounds when Sheryl implies she'll just get another one, one that's even more girly. |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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MrTim
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Because spraying water on a burning meth lab might make things a lot more explodey? Hoping that state arson investigators nail them and the State Farm agent for running a fire insurance scam... |
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Donathan
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You're welcome! Also on YouTube, they mentioned that Sheryl might be kind of stupid to not realize that if lighting really DID hit her she shed, a whole lot of things would be effected, not just the she shed. Like the surrounding neighbors properties would have seen property damage too. Someone even made a dark joke something like,"If Sheryl doesn't wise up fast, her next she shed might mysteriously "be hit by lightning," this time with her in it! Oh my! |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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Virginia Dare II
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And then she'll be on a Weight Watchers commercial "I shed my she shed. And 250 pounds of useless fat: My husband !
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" Pickle YOU...Kumquat !!"
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Tully Blanchard
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All while doing the Tena Twist!
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the she shed is some chi chi sh*te fur shur
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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Jimbo
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I don't like the term "She Shed" to begin with.
It's supposed to be the opposite of "Man Cave", but it kind of misses the mark afaic. I'm thinking something more along the lines of "Gal/Girl Grotto" or "Diva Den". Maybe "Lady Lair" or "Chick Chamber". |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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If I can get my head on straight! From the other She Shed commercial. Remember, ladies. No bras allowed. Fiber One TV Commercial, 'She Shed: No Guilt' |
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Maybe "Pussy Palace" or "C*nt Cave". |
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Jimbo
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Das cuz u iz nasty.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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MEllis72
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With the possibility of it being a house if ill repute or combined meth lab, With no clouds I think it is most likely the work of Gods Wrath, "She Shed" ....I"m picturing the person who thought of this term is a recent college graduate or Marketing rep who thinks that Blink 182 is the Best. Band. Everrr, and her sense of humor is about as limited. Given the annoying stupidity of this term, Its likely that this commercial was created by Yuppies: nerds who think they're funny but just don't hit the mark. More likely: The PC policing management and a Team of corporate lawyers were involved in the brainstorming for an extremely sanitized term that wouldn't imply any type of racism, bigotry, homophobia, islamophobia, xenophobia.... so as to be as neutral as possible.
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MEllis72
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Something else to consider... The defeated look he has could be from ...knowing that his balls are inside the purse left inside the Burning She Shed, and no insurance can return such items.
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MEllis72
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State Farm agent, "STFU Sheryl, you have exceeded the maximum allowed repetitions of, 'She Shed', claim denied, but we are providing your husband with a 'get your balls back' class"
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Donathan
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There is a version where the State Farm Agent said,"Can we please stop saying,"She Shed?" |
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
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MEllis72
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I believe that is her emasculated husband asking that question, and probably followed by, "Can I try to get my balls back?" |
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Jimbo
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Either way, it appears to be a classic case of "he said she shed". |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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