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aka ron
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Posted: 17 Jun 2018 at 3:06pm |
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Please! Must you show a grown woman in a diaper? |
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PaWolf
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Ya know, as one o'those eligible to date or wear Depends, let me be the first to tell you aspiring young brats that we Senior-types have our own laws and are allowed to do lots of things YOU aren't - one of which is to 'Drop drawer and relieve self ANYWHERE'. Who needs Depends when we can simply do that? Join the 'Brave New World', peeps!
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aka ron
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I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I may smell a little funky...but don't all old people smell funky? |
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tikibagger
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you know whats worse than a woman in a diaper? U guessed it..a DUDE in a diaper!!
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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tikibagger
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my question is..for pee AND POO?
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...YUMMY Broccolini!!....
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aka ron
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I feel like a schwimmering wormaide. |
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verminstew
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These commercials are disturbing, showing grown women posing in an adult diaper, cellulite and all. Why can't they just advertise like the old days, ya know, when June Allyson would read testimonials, or the demo of the blue liquid being poured onto said diapers??
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"And as bad as it was with the little ones, I can't imagine it'll be any more fun with the big ones!" - Jeff Foxworthy
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"I believe......if Cialis really works, shouldn't that couple be in the same bathtub?" - Bill Engvall
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Thor
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There's one in which a 60-ish guy goes camping. Of course he puts his Depends on before heading out. Fer Chrissakes!! You're out in the woods. You can piss/sh*t anywhere and at any time! Still, the message seems to be that you can use Depends instead of even trying to wait or to find a more appropriate place to go instead of in your pants. |
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Jimbo
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But isn't the entire reason for adult diapers that people who are incontinent have no control over when/where they go because it just comes out whenever it wants to? |
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PaWolf
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True, but 'Know Your Plants'. Nothing like wiping butt with poison sumac, ivy, or oak...or grab a small furry animal - rabbit, cat, whatever... And really? Even *I* suffer from minor incontinence these days, mostly when alcohol is involved - the ol'body knows it's a poison and wants to eliminate it quicker, which, of course, is only achieved via urination (anywhere, anytime - so the only safe places to drink these days would be on the toilet or naked in an empty bathtub, preferably with a detachable shower head so I can hosed down once 'Gabriel blows his horn and the 'The BladderDam Gates' crumble and the resultant flood of 'golden badness' begins). Yea, I don't wear diapers and I don't ever drink at lunch and only once ('True Story' time, kiddies!) recently was I standing at an office men's room urinal feeling SO GOOD, but wondering where the pee was going. It sure was warm...which is when I realized I forgot to take ol' 'Slong Johnson' out of my drawers (I had been working almost 20 hours straight). When I panicked and realized what I was doing, it was too late and I couldn't stop, but rather broke out into the 'panicked wee-wee-pee-pee dance'...luckily it was around 6 A.M. and I was able to hide most of the mess with my briefcase and only saw one other person on my way to the car. That friend still laughs when he says, "Hi" to me, since that morning. No, I don't wear 'Depends', by now my father does, but he is around 90 and got the mind of an 'deviant asparagus', these days. And no, I don't clean him up - he has finally graduated to an assisted living facility where they charge us through the nose to wipe his butt. Not Paw or related in any way, but possibly (and I really hope not) a 'drinking buddy'... AND YES INDEED! This thread requires a theme song! |
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Thor
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I hope to never find out. I don't even ever want to experience a shart. Had one of those when I was 31 and out in public wearing white jeans. Had to tie my shirt around my waist as I walked through the Haight. |
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Jimbo
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Bet you totally Haighted that. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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Just back from the Assisted Living Facility that houses my father.
"Hi Ladies...found Dad asleep and I *think* he either forgot his cologne or...well....it's that time again for new pants..." < 5 minutes later > "Paw? He was clean until we sat him on the toilet, so your timing was good! Thanks" < 5 minutes later: Me, sitting on the desk looking at him... > "Come here, 'Stinky'! You feel better, but you smell the same...excuse me..." I ran to the bathroom only to find was ME the whole time. 'Ghost Shart'.
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Jimbo
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So, is your mom in there too? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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aka ron
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I don't have many leaks but I have to go pee before any road trip.
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PaWolf
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Thanks for asking. No - I care for her at home and take her to see him every day or every other day...whenever she feels like it. They've been married for 70 years and the separation is eating at them both visibly, daily. I've never seen people age SO FAST in so little time...all I can think of is 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' and it all weighs so heavy. They deserve each other, not this, which is why I have been here since my family is raised and on their own or now passed. Having said that, I found the line I couldn't manage with my father and this was the only way. If I COULD afford it without 'breaking the bank', I'd have both of them in there together, but that would probably cost the Estate In The Swamp...which is theirs, anyway. Every facet of this life will cost you with only one route in which to escape the insanity... Now that I reflect back upon the above, I'm starting to feel a little more like Dorian Gray in basketball shorts & T-Shirts... |
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