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aka ron
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Posted: 08 Feb 2018 at 1:23pm |
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Listening to this woman speak is pure torture!
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FFS! They did Thanksgiving, Christmas, and now Valentine's Day what's next? SAINT PATRICK'S DAY!? EASTER!?
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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DarkRealmStar
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They can do another one for Columbus Day. "They say Christopher Columbus was Italian, even though he sailed in the service of King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella because of their generous financial support. Are you really Italian, or did a Spaniard get involved in your family tree?"
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I wonder when someone's gonna find out something that St. Patrick did wrong, so we can erase him, too, from our culture. |
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PaWolf
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I'm waiting for the first report of '23&Me' causing a marriage break-up because 'Mrs. Beloved' finds out she is really her husband's long-lost sister.
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Puppydogpants
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I saw this commercial and thought it was so weird for a Valentine's gift! As a Christmas gift, I can almost understand if you're giving it to someone in your own family. But Valentine's Day?! Really?
Nothing says "I love you sweetheart" more than giving someone the knowledge of their potential genetic defects. "You should probably get a colon cancer screening dear, I see it runs in your family."
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I don't patronize bunny rabbits!
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PaWolf
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There are times when giving '23&Me' is simply the most priceless gift that can be given. (One of the very most priceless moments from the idiot box - one you can't get tired of) |
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Ad nauseous
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LOL the lady's laugh to left of him is infectious! BTW anyone notice the vocal fry in the ladies voice in the original post's video? |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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DarkRealmStar
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^ Yes, she could fry a full English breakfast with that vocal fry!
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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aka ron
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The main reason I posted this video! And why is she talking about his urine? |
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DarkRealmStar
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Gross. Just, no.
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Jimbo
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Oh honey, urine my thoughts, urine my heart and urine my soul. Urine everything I do, urine every move I make. I'm so happy urine my life. What's wrong with that??? Sounds so romantic!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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Puppydogpants
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That's the only reason this commercial caught my attention at all! They were talking about Valentine's Day and then all of a sudden I hear the word "urinate" and I thought "Huh??" So I looked up. I guess advertisers know what they're doing. Also, who actually uses the word "Urinate" in casual conversation. Just say "pee"!
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I don't patronize bunny rabbits!
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DarkRealmStar
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The guy has a faulty schnoz so he can't smell the asparagus in his wizz? He probably has another faulty body part (not including his brain). |
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Jimbo
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Yeah, that's the Rod Stewart song I was thinking of when I posted that.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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PaWolf
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^^^
I thought you're in eight of the last posts, but alas, not so.
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aka ron
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Maybe, she is yearning for a golden shower, or a rolling brown out. NO! Not Uranus!! |
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Then she would really be pissed. |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Jimbo
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I think it was Confuscious who said that, wasn't it? |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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PaWolf
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Sometimes none of this hits until you actually hear the commercial with a totally 'clean slate' - a blank mind, if you will...and this commercial has had a MILLION chances, but it just happened NOW.
WHO, in their right mind, runs around looking for asparagus right after 'walking the dog'? "...anyone got some fresh asparagus? I got a clear bladder! Lemme see if I can smell your asparagus!" I can't wrap my mind around this one at this time, but I could see someone possibly getting arrested. ~~~Who's In For A Contest? You're In? Or Not?~~~ I DO KNOW that if *I* eat a lot of asparagus (and I DO love asparagus!) that I can participate in any March 17 St Patrick's Day Peeing Contest and at least be one of the finalists for 'Most Green Pee For All To See'. Not a great contest to take friends and family to unless you all enjoy air tinged with heavy doses of ammonia. Coincidentally, any ammonia in the air will eliminate the blissful, mouth-watering scent of fresh asparagus (if any), so 'Junior' from the '23 & Me' commercial CERTAINLY will not be smelling any asparagus.
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